Location: The Castle...?

So here I am, scared out of my mind, by who? Well maybe a partner craving, goddess who is shouting obscenities at me while teleporting.

"Come back here Jaaaake-Teleport- Jaaake, come here and put your-Teleport- meat stick in my-Teleport- cock pocket! JAAAAKE, GET BACK HERE AND FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED!"

Holy saint mary bent over the hood of a Mercedes benz! She's catching up! fuck me for skipping those morning jogs with Team Echo!

"Gotcha!" Celestia shouted.

"No, I don't want to die, not now I have so much to live for!" I shout trying to push away from the Celestial Pink maned pony.

"Oh wait, I can just do this!" I snap my fingers and teleport to the nearest room.

Okay, that might buy me some time, she can't know where I am... Right? As I look around I notice two things... the first thing was the coloring of the room, maybe a dark blue, black some might call it, and the second thing was the wide eyed alicorn sitting on a bed. She had what seemed to be a moon on her ass.

"Moon butt! You got to save me! Help me escape your crazy might be sister!" I mean come on, sun? moon? both are stellar objects that help this planet survive, who wouldn't say they are intertwined in some way?

But she just sat there staring at me, and then she asked, "What is in it for us?"

"Uh uh, I don't know, anything, just save me from her!" I plead giving her my best puppy dog eyes hoping it will work.

She then put her hoof to her chin and hummed as if in thought, "Fine, but you will owe us" She says.

"CELESTIA, HE IS OVER HERE!" she shouts.

Fuck you, you lying sack of-

"aah, there you are Jakey, I have been looking all over for you" Celestia says moving closer and closer until...

*Poof*

In a flash and cloud of smoke, the crazy lady disappeared.

"What happened? Where is she!?" I ask worried that she might screw something up.

"Don't worry, I sent her someplace she can cool off at" Moon Butt giggles.

Location: The Moon

There on the Lunar surface sat a grumpy Celestia, looking upon her planet, until a grey and black version of Luna rolled up and said, "Hey", This Luna was ALOT smaller than hers, but it will have to do, Celestia shrugged and picked up little Wuna and proceeded to RAM the horn in to her soaking pussy, with little Wuna shrieking in fright of what was happening.

Location: Equestria
Point of View: Me

"Thank you... and your name is...?"

"We- I am Luna, and I believe you owe us something for saving you from my extremely horny sister" Luna asked raising an eyebrow.

"How did I get into this?

'I don't know...'

"Oh yeah... You got us into this, you just had to go and kiss a repressed Princess didn't you?!"

'Hey, you have caught me doing worse stuff, remember Breach and Clear training with Team Fuse?'

"Honestly, how did you manage to sneak a pound of C4 into the generals office?... Where did you even get the pound anyways, we weren't even working with enough to blow a door down!

'You have to remember I don't work with logic, I am the spirit of insanity after all'

As I sat there arguing with Jake Luna decided to get a quill and a piece of paper, so she could write down her demands. She started to write them down, apparently Jake took notice and said to ask what she was doing.

"Uhm Luna? What are you doing?"

"I am writing down what I would like from you, nothing to extreme something small, here" She said handing me the piece of paper.

"You want a... a date? Is there anything else you might want?" I ask hoping she would have something else in mind.

"No" She said, "That is what I want for saving you from a most painful night of being under my sisters flank" she said giggling a little.

"And might I ask why you want a date? I am sure there are a bunch of other people dying to go out with you" I say trying to get out of this situation.

"That might be, but none of which are as interesting as you" She says batting her eyes at me.

"Well fine where would you want to go?"

"Not now, maybe a little later in the week, I do have business to take care of after all"

"Fine" I say getting up and leaving the room, but as I was about to leave, I turned around and said, "Oh and Luna... thank you, you know... for saving me" to which she replies,

"Think nothing of it"

Loaction: Canterlot Roads

"What the hell is going on? barely a week in this place and I am already going out with royalty and I have another trying to molest me" I say walking down the roads ignoring the stares of the ponies.

'You are just that good, and don't forget that you do have some defiance of logic in you, you aren't of any natural order, here or anywhere'

"Yeah and I have you to thank for that, but what happens if I die in this world like I did the other? Do I just jump to another? do I keep my memories from the human world or do they get pushed out of my head?" I ask myself.

'I don't know anything about that, but what I do know is that, these questions you are asking are for another time, maybe the past, maybe the future, I don't know, but we have to stay here in the present and find out how to live life here...'

"Wow, that is the most sane thing you have said... ever, and hey do you mind if you take over again? I need some rest" I say letting out a sigh.

'Hey, I would be glad to, I've had my fair share of rest since I ran away from that crazy lady'

Point of View: Jake Insania

As I stretched my limbs I saw something out of the corner of my eye... someone is following me, oh don't they teach someone not to sneak up on a logic defying being? They do have Discord after all...

"Boo" I say tapping the back of the ponies head.

"Aaaagh" Is all they say before jumping five feet in the air.

"Why are you following me?" I say pointing over to me on the street corner.

"What, wha- how!?" Is all they ask.

"Oh, you can't stalk me, I stalk you, now answer my question, why were you following me!?" I say raising a finger towards them.

"You are not a natural being to our world, so I thought I would see if you posed a threat to anyone" they said with a grin, that looked like they were in pain.

"Oh yeah, and don't bother lying to me, although I might be foreign, It's not like I can't tell when somebody is lying to me, trained in the military after all" I say with a big Cheshire cat grin.

"I can't tell you anything, and even if I could I wouldn't" the pony says shaking her head.

"Oh you will tell me everything, or I will tell you something" I say moving closer to the now shaking pony.

"You can't do anything to me-" The pony says right before vanishing into thin air.

"Well time to get to work" I say before snapping my fingers and disappearing too.

Location: Classified Period: A Week before arrival

"Now, tell me who you are and what you were doing following me" I say clicking the light above the table on.

Then and there the door to the room opened and in came another human.

"... oh hey Jake, how you been?"

"Hello, General Thompson, I am doing great how are the kids?"

"They are getting bigger and bigger, I just hope they don't pass me up" Thompson chuckled.

"Well, if you don't mind I am kind of busy interrogating this prisoner" I say pointing to the human with a hoodie on.

"Hey, don't let me get in your way, oh yeah good news Jake, The government has confirmed your way of mind manipulation for torture now, so... go nuts... literally" Thompson said laughing his way out of the room.

I look over to the "human" and my face contorts in to a look of pure enjoyment. This is a moment I have seen to many times to count, the victim on the edge of shitting themselves, but now, now this human being was on the edge of being so afraid, so terrified, that she had the look of a deer frozen in the lights of a semi-truck.

"Well, well, well, what do we have here? The first victim of mind manipulation? nay the very first victim of my mind, albeit I have killed people before, but not really with mental torture..." I say walking around the room.

At that moment the female decided to get brave and say, "You can't scare me, I have seen things that would make you wish you could shit your heart out"

"Oh but I can create things that can make you wish you could wash away your sins, wash away every evil thing you have done and die, die in a fiery pit of what ever religion you believe in, you will wish you could go there, for that place would be much sweeter than what I am good to put you through" I say holding my hands against her throat.

"You can't do shit, this is just some new tactic to scare people, you won't fool me, I am not talking, you worthless pile of american filth" the woman spits in my face.

"You know what? I am going to give you a chance, I am going to send out the other me and he will try and play nice, but if you don't, I swear to the gods... I will make you squeal like the little pig you are, I will roast you in the fires of hell, nay the fires of my hatred towards your kind called humans"

Location: Canterlot Dungeons

Click

And at that moment a single light bulb clicked on giving off a faint yellow glow barely enough to fill the room. In the middle of the room was a table and on that table, bound and gagged was the earth pony mare, she was crying, but I didn't mind, that was a common sight.

"Now you are going to tell me why you were following me, this will be one of the cases where I don't torture you, I am just asking nicely" I say removing the gag from her mouth.

"Please, I will tell you anything, anything! just don't hurt me"

These ponies are to easy, I need to find something to make me luagh or I am going to die of boredom.

"Fine let us start with your name, what is it?"

"My name is Thunder Hoof, I have been instructed by a Griffon general to come here and gather info for our impending attack"

"Hmm, so, gathering info and never seeing me before you thought I was some sort of secret being kept by the Equestrians?"

"If only it were that simple, my leaders have told me that the ponies were keeping a secret weapon of some kind, I thought it would be you, turns out we were only semi right"

"Hmm that is all I needed to know, thank you for being truthful Thunder Hoof, You shall be returned to your leaders"

"Just like that? You are letting me go?"

"Oh not, I am of course going to wipe you of your memory of everything you found out about this place"

Click

And then, the room went black, the yellow glow fading from the room as if it were leaving this realm.

Author's Note

Sorry for the wait, school and other stuff got in my way of making you wonderful people happy. I hope this chapter would leave some questions in your mind like, "Why does Jake hate humans?" or "What is going to happen next" Things I hope you shall be thinking until the next chapter of Death isn't the End If anyone has any requests to be in the next chapter as someone important, please PM me or if you are brave enough leave a comment.

This is Night Music, and this has been a chapter of 'Death isn't the End'