...Does she like other music?

"So what did you make?" Vinyl asked, hanging her hat up on my coat rack. Her ears twitched wildly from their new found freedom. As hard as it was to think of her as "cute" after everything we've done, it was adorable, "So...you gonna answer or should I just go find out on my own?"

I set my cap down and pulled off my jacket. "It's...uh...what did I make." I hurried past her and into my kitchen. The fridge was full of day old stuffed breads, "Oh right...they brought a bunch of these back from Saddle, stuffed with cheese and stuff. Pretty good." I ripped open a bag and tore the rest out. A quick toast and they would be perfect, "Ya know...I feel bad for what's happening over there...but, when you see the aftermath of a sprite bomb...well-"

"Dude! Can we not...seriously, talk about banging me, talk about eating, talk about that mare, but let's not talk about vaporized ponies!" She walked over and laid her head across my chest, "Seriously...let's just eat."

"Sure...." Wow, I hadn't realized that would bug her so much. I walked her to the den and sat her down. The bread was done soon and I brought over the four stuffed breads. With a heavy clunk the plates were down and I joined her on the couch. I quickly took one, folded it in half, and started eating. Vinyl took a second to stare at hers before starting.

...Does she have a colt-friend?

"Sorry...that was weird." Vinyl said with a strange tone, "Reports are finally getting back. They tried to hide it for so long...I remember the first time I asked you about it you sai-"

"I only know as much as they tell me.... In all fairness that is true. Anyways...mind if I-"

"About the mare?"

I lowered my head and took another bite, "Yeah."

"Ya know she's not a monster...you can talk to her. She won't bite, well...she might, but I highly doubt it."

I finished up with the deliciously spiced cheese, "I know, but it just feels like I would be, I don't know, creepy?" Vinyl finished soon after, I took both the plates into the kitchen, "I mean, I don't even know why I want to talk to her, but I do!"

...Where does she live?

"Then do it, dude. And hurry up, I got something to take your mind off her." I gave a quick chuckle as I finished up the dishes. A few steps later I was confronted not with a half naked Vinyl but a bright blue hoof resting on my side of the couch, "Check it out, painted it."

I rolled my eyes, walked over, and sat under her hooves, "Here I was expecting the amazingly perverted DJPON3 to be half dressed already." I took her hoof in hand and looked it over, "Huh...so this the newest hit from the scene?" I asked with a laugh.

"Not yet, gonna make it a thing though!....And dude...you can do what ever you want to me, but today, you take the lead."

"Really...? Good to know," I quickly jammed my thumbs into the soft of her hoof, her quick gasp meant I had hit my mark. I slowly worked my thumbs around the ring of her hoof, her gasps slowly turning to moans, "Ladies and gentlecolts, watch as I make the amazing DJ PON3"- I pulled her waist across my lap, Vinyl's eyes shooting wide as she felt me poking her rump, -"sing~"

"Dude I will nev- Er-er- ahhh~" I let my hand rub against the crotch of her jeans, making sure to dig in just a little upon the return, "Ah! Got some- practice I oh~ see." I could feel her legs closing up around my hand, trying to jostle her junk just a little more. I stopped for a moment, letting my thumb trace her love button through the jeans, "Oh dude~"

"Alright...enough warm up, I'm sure-" I hooked my hands under her belt, unhooked her fly and yanked her jeans up her legs, revealing a rather damp pair of blue striped panties, and a needy mound behind it, "Eeyup.... Dear Celestia I love it when I'm right."

"Oh shut up and- Ahh~" I resumed my onslaught with much less resistance, the dampness now seeping though and moistening my fingers as they dug into her ever so slightly. I let my ring and middle finger press hard, threatening to cave in the soft fabric. My other hand was having trouble controlling both her legs, twitching wildly and trying to contract.

"And now," I hooked my hand under the thin string of her panties and yanked them up her leg to join her pants, bunched up around her fetlocks. I held her legs together with my left, hooking my arm around to keep them under control. With her ready, I managed to fish myself out of my uniform, ready to go at a moments notice. I lined myself up and looked past her legs. "You ready?" I asked the thrown back mass of hair that was Vinyl.

"Dude...just let me-" She shifted herself, running her warm slit against my tip, "Should...never mind..."

I gave her a small poke, my body more eager than my mind, "What's wrong?"

"Shirt's still on...just...oh screw it." Vinyl let her arms fall to her side, digging into the couch cushions, "You want me to loosen up my legs a little or-" She tried to widen her hips only for me to hold them back closed, "Dude...you're gonna get crushed."

"Trust me," I pressed against her slit, wiggling her open little by little before sinking my head in, "Oh~ Trust me...that's just how I like it."

She gave out breathy moans as I sunk it in, her walls crushing me from the added pressure of her legs, "Oh dude~ Oh shit, dude." I hugged her legs as I slowly pumped her, she added her own by weakly slamming her hips back. "Dude...just- Ah!" She gave a high pitched squeal before throwing her head back hard, "Harder dude...ah~ just don't cum inside."

"What?" I slammed inside and held it, her organ mirroring a night in her club, "Celestia~ ah damn, aren't you- cripes, on something?"

"I forgot, ah~ don't stop dude keep going! I forgot pills." She tried her damnedest to ride my pole while I held her legs in place against my chest, "Luna, dude, you're a good eight inches inside of me, why the hell are you stopping!?"

I tightened my grip on her legs and leaned in, pressing myself even deeper into her and bending her legs over her body, "You do realize I don't want to stain this couch, right? Be ready for it."

She opened her mouth and swirled around her tongue, "Don't be shy. Ah!"

"Oh shut up with the dirty jokes," I resumed my thrusts. Vinyl had finally shut up, taking a pillow and covering her mouth to keep from squealing, "Dear Luna's ghost, ah- So I really can't bust inside of you?"

She gave a strange negative answer. I rolled my eyes and focused on railing her.

The heat from her groin was immense, biting back the dim cold of my apartment. After a few more vigorous thrust I could feel her giving up, leaving me to work for two. I looked past her legs for a final time, only a pair of beet red ears and blue hair stuck out against the cream of my couch, "Vinyl- ah~ it's almost time."

"No dude- no no no ah! Just a little more."

"I'm not gonna be able to last much damn longer!" I snorted. Looking down I had one thing in front of me. I heard things about mares with sensitive hooves before and lacking other means I dipped my head and ran my tongue along the inside of her hoof.

"Oh! D-ear- ah- AH!" She squealed as she peaked. Her insides spasming wildly, forcing me to pull out.

"Vinyl open- hurry!" I shifted off the couch and over to her in seconds.

"Do it dude...do i-" I held her head sideways and dug my member into her mouth. Her eyes shot wide before closing. Her mouth quickly coxing out my waiting seed. With a final swirl of her tongue around my head I burst into her mouth.

"Oh shi-t...." She took a moment and started moaning through my member. My brain went wild as I resisted the urge to push myself into her throat. Each spurt was quickly followed with a soft lap against my tip. I could feel it each time she swallowed, her muscles contracting ever so slightly around me as she did.

With the act coming to an end I pulled away with a vulgar pop. Vinyl made it a point to keep some of the sticky liquid floating on her tongue. A quick swirl later and she was clean, "Dude...that...man, no better way to beat the cold." She placed a hand on her stomach, "I can feel it...man....we should do that more...dude?"

I had laid down on the floor next to the couch, "Just need a minute...or two...or three." In direct defiance of my last few words I stood and slid myself under her, letting my member rest between her thighs, "Man...this really is warm."

Vinyl started squirming around, "Almost dude...then nap time," She grabbed my hands and pulled them around her, guiding my hands to her now exposed breasts, "And one last thing..." She levitated a nearby throw blanket over and and set it down, "There...much- ah- hey...not too rough....better."

I let my left hand fumble mindlessly with her tit while my right groped the entire breast, "Yeah, much." I drifted into a light nap with Vinyl resting on top of me.

I...
...I wonder what her name is...

Author's Note

CLOP PANDERING! YAY!

(EDIT: Same as the last one- grammar- but I also moved a few things about.)