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Hi Eveypony. I'm Scuttaloo, N-no, Skir...TA loo- Ughhh, I can't ven prounce mah own n-n-name. But I have annnnnn aweswome big sitter--I mean sister. Her name es Rainbow Crash...er, Dash. She hlps me with my seech condi...con...condition!

This is the sory of h-how whaaaa-we acciduntly ruined a berk, and inculd incurred the wrath of a alicon, I mean aricorn, I mean Twilight Sparkle.

Hiya! Rainbow Dash here, the one and only. Scootaloo's working on her speech right now. It's hard for her, so if ANY of you numskulls give her trouble for it, I'll knock your block into next week. Got it? Great, on to the story!

Alternate Universe, because Scootaloo has a speech impediment (Developmental verbal dyspraxia). I swear I'm not mining for feels--it makes her a more complex and interesting character and emphasizes the roll of Dash as her surrogate big sister.

Kindly post-read by Cerulean Starlight, who's a real nice guy.

Stuff used for the cover, which I totally did in MS Paint which I wish had layers. I mean, MS Word has more art capabilities in some ways. And it's a text editor.
Flying vector
Angry Twi
Wing

Written before S4E4 as a pregaming ritual of sorts, similar to Pinkie Pie Can't Sleep!