''Oh, Daring, how are you so perfect?'' Rainbow Dash asked as the alicorn massaged her tense shoulders. ''I mean, always finding treasure, defeating Ahuizotl with nothing more than your determined glare, running the Tenochtitlan Basin's best--ooh that feels good!--massage parlor. Plus, you're an author, an adventure, and Luna's secret lover. You do it all Ms. Sue. Seriously, good at everything. You beat me in a race! Even Twilight can't do that, and she's an alicorn now!''

''Well, you see Dash, my first name isn't really Daring.''

'' What is it then?''

''Mary. Mary Sue''.

Author's Note

Strangely enough, other than one Minecraft model, there are no pictures of Daring Do as an alicorn on the internet. Somepony please remedy this.