The physical realms are so weird. So, I come here and I have to have a "body", which needs me to put things like oxygen and water inside of it from time to time, only for it to release the same air and water afterwards! This is so crazy. It also seems that trying to "say" my name by "talking" is impossible, so I have decided to call myself Guffaw to save time.

At least this "Discord" guy has been really helpful. He told me about the world I'm in and he even said that I could play the "best game ever". I wonder if I will have to create a new universe by breeding frogs like in that dimension that was soooo fun to watch? What, I have to go to a giant floating island and fight all the other players until I'm the last one alive? That sounds like...

FUN!

[Takes place in the Chess Game of the Gods universe, 20000 years before the current events.]