Hi, I'm Vincent, and I have a question for you.

Have you ever seen something that made you first think "huh, that's different," and then soon afterward you're thinking "THIS IS DRIVING ME UP A WALL" in no time flat? Yeah. This is what's happening to me.

To make a long story short, in a beginning that may have well been fresh from a My Little Dashie spin-off, I ended up with Rainbow Dash. Sounds fun, right?

Not really. She keeps doing this stupid face at me. I hate it. So I'm turning to you guys for help.

A/N: This is a hilariously terrible self-insert story driven by comments. I make no guarantees to the humor.