Chapter 3. Yeah I Got Nothing.

"RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAGGGGHH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!FINALLY AFTER 10,000 YEARS I'M FREE! FREE TO CONQUER EARTH!!!"

The strong voice of the alabaster alicorn shook the walls of the ancient cave causing stones to crumble and tiny rodents to skitter away in fear. When the seconds past and the shaking subsided the alicorn inside the broken gem began to giggle hysterically as she rolled over on the cavern ground slamming her hooves against the dirt.

"Hehe oh Faust! I've always wanted to quote the 'Power Rangers'." The alicorn gave a loud gasp as a thought came to her. "I'd bet I would look damn sexy as the pink ranger..." Molly stood upon her four hooves with a sultry smile on her muzzle.

"Only one way to find out."

With that said molly's horn lit up with a golden hue and in a flash her body that was once covered with a gold crown a sleek lavender silk shirt and fire embezzled pants was now an equine styled pink ranger uniform full with pink ranger skirt, pink ranger boots and pink ranger helmet with a hole large enough for her horn.

"Hmmm. It feels... Tight." I said as I began prancing around. "I need a mirror." With another flash from my horn, a full body length mirror stood against the wall. "Now to see what my sexy self looks like."

'Oh. My. Celestia!'

"N-no... It can't be. There is no way my flank is that big!" I turned back and forth shaking my flank and coming to the horrid and truthful conclusion...

"I-I have a fat flank...

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO" I dropped on to the ground, my horn lighting up again obliterating the entire pink ranger outfit in my huff of sadness and rage as I cried. Tears matting the fur on my face as I rolled against the dirt denying how big my flank was.

"W-what kind of man would love a fat ass like meheheee~. I will be so alone! I'll be an old creepy mare with dozens of cats and, a-and WWWAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

The loud cries from the alabaster alicorn drove away the many critters that were in close proximity of her cry's. Even outside the ancient cave the many Timber Wolves that lurked in the Everfree Forest began to howl the same they did when it was time for the 'Zap Apple Harvest'.

Back inside the cave, the alicorn known as molly gave a louder gasp than before as she jumped right onto her hooves and gave a devilish smile to the unsuspecting reader's. "Maybe having a big flank is good? You know what they say 'more cushion for the pushing'. And momma has all the cushion a stud could want!" Molly finished with an audible smack from her hoof striking her flank.

Licking her lips, Molly's horn charged once again where in a brief flash her original ensemble was back to where it belonged. Placing her crown on just the right spot on her head, the alabaster alicorn took charge heading to where the cave ends and the sea of studs awaits her.

She was at full gallop. The light at the entrance of the cave grew larger and larger, she could smell the fresh air of the forest and the musk of many hunky males nearby.

Faster and faster she galloped picking up speed, her large wings unfurled ready to take flight out of the cave and out to the bright blue sky above. Being no more than just a meter away Molly flapped her wings and gave a victorious cry.

"I'M SUPERMAN-I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!" I screamed to the heavens as I took flight for the first time ever that wasn't me being stuck in my own thoughts for the past ten million years.

"This feels way better than it was in my own head." It was true! The wind in my mane the feeling of my wings flapping as I flew through the open sky above the foreboding forest below.

Looking out the farthest reaches my eyes would let me, I caught site of a beautiful castle that stood high on the side of a large mountain. "Hmmm. I'll conquer it later." I said taking a passing view at the castle. Taking in a large inhale from my snout, a memorable and pleasant smell came to me. "Mmmmn apples."

With the smell of apples invading me a growl ran through my stomach and a blush crossed my face. "How long as it been since I last ate? Ah that's right, ten million years ago... Wow the world certainly has changed huh?"

Even though the world around me changed the smell of apples was making me so hungry I could eat a horse. (Does that mean I was so hungry I would eat myself?) "Ah, who the hell cares."

Searching for the smell of succulent apples my vision caught view of a small village not to far away, with a farm filled with apple trees far from what the average eyes could see. But to me I counted about one hundred thousand apple tree's.

Without thought I dived down to the border of the town closest to the apple farm. With a thundering crash my hooves collided with the soft grass bringing cracks to the dried dirt below. "I hope I didn't dent my hoof guards?"

Checking my golden shoes I could see there was no visible dents but they were a bit dirty from the dirt. "Luckily I have magic to clean them." With my shoes cleaned I began walking to the apple farm but before I did I came across a large tree with a small sign nailed to it. "Welcome to Ponyville! Happiest little town in Equestria... P.S. We're sorry about Pinkie Pie."

"Hmmm, a town named Ponyville how quaint. Is Equestria the name of the country? Funny, two horse puns in one message, what's next cities name Manehattan or Canterlot. Oh that would be too much... And what is this Pinkie Pie, weird but it is an adorable name."

"Eye poke, twitchy tail, inflamed appendix. GASP! Somepony called my name adorable!" Pinkie Pie squeed with joy, but then another form of 'Pinkie Sense' came to her.

"Oh my gosh! Hopscotch, nose pick, uncontrollable bladder! Oh no, oh no, oh no, no, no, no, no, NO! Twilight! TWILIGHT! TWILIGHT!!!"

Pinkie zoomed out of Sugar Cube Corner like a bat out of hell leaving a highly confused Mr and Mrs Cake in her wake. "Um, Honey bun... What just happened?"

"I-...It was just Pinkie being Pinkie deary."

The Cakes shrugged with what just happened and began baking there bakery goodness with out giving what just happened much thought leaving the steaming pile of crap at the front door where Pinkie dropped it.

Back with Molly, the alicorn that thought she was a Pegacorn lied back at the bark of a well developed apple tree munching away at her twelfth apple and in her opinion the most juiciest of apples that had ever graced her lips.

Molly threw away the apple core just like the others and was ready to take another apple from the tree, but something caught her senses.

A smell.

A smell of sweat and musk that only one type of gender could create. A male was nearby, Molly could smell it in the air. Picking herself up from the tree Molly followed her nose as it lead her to the male close by.

Twist and turns through the apple orchard and finally she stopped. Now in her vision she caught the site of the smell she was being attracted too. Before her eyes was a large stallion, not as big as her just a foot shorter. He was red in coat color with a long shaggy orange mane. He struggled as his visible muscles bulged as he pulled the heavy plow behind him.

Just by looking at the stallion, Molly began thinking some very erotic thoughts. The further her mind delved into them the further her mane would turn from it's rainbow like appearance to a sparkling gray one.

"He's no Nicholas Cage but he will do." Molly said licking her lips, taking her first step out from the orchard and straight to the large hunky stallion in her sight.

Author's Note

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