Author's Note

Welll... There's this.

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Chapter 5. HOLY SHIT!!!

Celestia Chapter 5. HOLY SHIT!!!

"You think you could escape me!?" I yelled at the terrified stallion underneath me. His body shaking, but his long black stallion hood pulsated under me as I aligned my winking mare hood with it. Ponies began surrounding us but I didn't care... All I wanted was to drop down and have his engorged godlike member impale me and let me milk it for the next five... Maybe six hours. Don't worry I made a few spells that would make him last.

"You know.~" I sang, my mane rubbing up and down his neck tickling him making his hips give a little thrust causing the tip of his stallion hood to poke at my wet lips. "This could've have been a lot simpler for you if you didn't run away. And maybe a lot less embarrassing. Honestly the fact that these ponies are going to watch us do this is making me a bit hornier...

Who knew you ponies were into voyeurism." I said into his ear has I nuzzled his face. I could hear ponies muttering something... The sound of the female voices sounded shocked from what was happening, but~ the gruff voices of the males were shaky... Oh! And not to forget their engorged cocks unsheathed and wavering under their barrels!

I looked back into the eyes of the stud below me. They were glassy from tears but yet he had toothy smile on his lips.

He was liking this I knew it.

"You ready for the ride of your life big boy!?" He whimpered under me but he did give a small shake of his head. I lifted my large glorious ass in the air, my slick mare hood still at the ready to drop and be impaled by him "Then here we GOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

With speed that could rival SuperMan I dropped my large booty down!

"OH NO YOU DON'T MISSY!!!"

Only for a funny looking pink pony with a human helmet and awesome looking battle axe in her hooves to clam jam me.

I was close, so close to getting my love canal filled with large meaty dong. But... This thing, this adorable pink pony was BLOCKING THE GOD COCK FROM ENTERING ME!!!

I tried moving to force the phallus inside me but nothing would happen. I looked below me where my mare hood was and my face gave a shocked look at the sight below. I looked back up to come face to face to the pony that did this to me.

"Listen you adorable pink pony, I'm going to count to three and if by that time you have not removed this plunger from my mare hood then I will have no choice but to use it to spit roast you." I said this with narrowed eyes that could make the mightiest of Krogan falter from a charge...

But the pink pony stood where she was never faltering. She too narrowed her eyes, she stared back at me defying me and my horniness' to rut the stud below me.

What was funny though was that as we both went into a stare down neither of us noticed that part of the wooden pole of the plunger was shoved directly into the stallions' urethra causing him to scream out in horrific pain but the pink pony and I didn't acknowledge the screams' not that of just him but also the stallions and mares around us. No all our focus was on each other.

When the screams finally died and the stallion under me blacked out did the pink adorable pony finally spoke. "No I won't miss meanie mean pants! That Dashies' husbando'! And no mare is gonna take him away from her!" She yelled at me.

I moved my head closer to hers our faces pushing against one another's as we kept staring each other down. I gave a snort before giving a wicked smile. "You won't remove it huh? Well then I guess all I have to say to you is to have fun."

The pink pony gave me a quizzical look before asking. "Have fun?"

My smile now grew into a sadistic one. "Yep." My horn ignited in a flash and... "Have fun." Suddenly the pink mare began to freak out as she found her body engulfed by my golden aura. "ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON BIIIIYAAAAAATCCCHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

All that could be heard was the screams of the pink pony has her body was hurled through the air and across the horizon. She was gone and a twinkling star took her place as she was blasted off and out from the planets atmosphere.

I looked away from the horizon the scene around me only to find my self alone. All the mare, stallions, fillies and colts were gone from the scene.

"Ahhhhh, party poopers..."

Oh well.

That red hung stud was still under me but I couldn't go through with rutting him. He took a plunger to the urethra! Even I'm not that heartless.

I hope he doesn't get splinters.

Instead of rutting him I magicked the plunger away and placed my original and dare I say sexy looking clothing back on and placed my stockings and saddle into a pocket space where I had placed all my clothes I had magicked into existence. I place the stockings and saddle between my 'Dominatrix' outfit and my 'Playcolt bunny' outfit.

With everything in working order I looked back at the stallion and gave a nuzzle. "Hay look." I said to him even though I knew he couldn't hear me. " I know I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's my number." I magicked a business card from thin air and placed it in his mane. "So call me maybe."

And with that I gave him a kiss on the cheek and my golden aura engulfed his and in a flash sent him back to the apple orchard from where we first met. But before that happened I took one last look at his stallion hood and witnessed the gaping hole that was his urethra.

"Poor guy, I hope these ponies can fix that for him."

I gave a shrug before expanding my wings. "Oh well not my problem." My horn lit up again and in another flash something very precious to me floated down into my hooves. "I'm still horny though." I said before taking to the sky...

With my 'Antonio Banderas Blow-up Doll'