P.T.P.P.

Cadence sat on her throne once again. She nodded lazily as yet another stallion threw around his ideas for getting everypony out of this slump, "So...basically I'm proposing a giant orgy...good idea or great idea?" He added a wide grin that sat unwavering even as the guards closed in, "So is that a no?"

"Guards...see him outside." Cadence added a dismissive wave of her hoof before the guards started dragging the perverse stallion outside, "Ugh- that's the sixth one today. Can somepony please screen these ponies first, if I hear the word orgy one more time today I'm going to show them just how much love an entire guard legion has." As Cadence's mind wandered to the thought of her guards ravishing annoying ponies, one such pony darted through the hall with her entourage.

"Out of ze way! Los!" The mare pushed the guards aside and slid to a stop in front of Cadence, "Frau Cadenza, I have proposal!" The mare quickly shoved her assistance around and before long a large screen and projector were set up in front of Cadence's throne. "I ze amazing Photo Finish have for you today: the solution to ze problem! I present...pornography!"

Before Cadence could interject the lights dimmed, "How did you-" once again she was cut off by the loud whirl of the projector spinning up, "This is-"

"Shh! It begins." Photo hissed with a bit of mad fervor to her voice, "Yes...yes!" The screen flickered to life, "I call zis: Ze Fluttershy fellates fierce phallus!"

The room grew dead still as a petite young pegasus sat nervously on the screen.

Fluttershy wiggled uncomfortably on the leather couch, "Uh...Ms. Finish...I don't think-"

"Silence! Que ze stud!" In a flash a beige stallion wandered into the picture, quickly standing on the couch and facing Fluttershy, "Excellent."

"Photo I don't think- oh...oh my..." Fluttershy grew beet red as she noticed the stallion sliding out of his sheathe, "That's very nice and all but I don't think-"

"Quiet on zee set! Now go raw emotion, primal instincts!" The stallion cocked an eyebrow before propping himself up on the back of the couch and exposing himself fully to Fluttershy.

Fluttershy scooted away from the stallion, "Photo I don't think I-"

"Ach- useless! Somevon get me cider! Quickly!" As if waiting for her request a short mare ran over with several mugs full of hard cider, "Take break everypony, Fluttershy you need to become uninhibited, drink!"

Fluttershy, cider in hoof, stared into the drink, "Oh but I don't-"

"Nein!" Like a flash of lightning Photo could be seen forcing the mug up, sending the spiked liquid into her mouth and dribbling down her chin, "Through your nose, breath through your nose!" After a bit of fretting Fluttershy relaxed and began letting the burning drink slide down her throat, "Good...very good. More Cider!"

With Photo holding the drinks while Fluttershy merely had to facilitate she was pounding back pints like a pro. With a loud belch, that almost knocked her off the couch, Photo deemed her ready and called back the crew, "Oh...excuse me." Fluttershy smacked her lips at the taste of the fiery drink. As the stallion resumed his position Fluttershy began to giggle, "Aww...it looks so funny~" The drunken mare poked at it with a hooftip, "Hi there little guy...hello~"

"Better! But needs more!" Photo's enthusiasm sent Fluttershy into a slight daze. Growing annoyed the stallion gave his hips a quick buck, giving Fluttershy's muzzle a quick bop before pulling back.

"Aw~ he gave me a kiss~" She cooed, tracing a small bit of pre he had left on her muzzle, "I love you too~" She leaned in and gave the tip of the stallions member a quick peck. She pulled back and licked her lips, "Hmm...sweet." Without another thought she rested her nose on the tip and took a deep breath, "I love you too Mr. penis."

"Vas is going- oh!" The camera zoomed in just as Fluttershy gave the tip of the stallion a quick lick, then another, then another. She quickly fell into a rhythm, licking at the center and coaxing pre out after each lick, "Yes...yes, more!"

Knowing that the now drunk mare would be completely happy just lapping at the pre at his tip the stallion leaned forward. His hooves quickly found the back of Fluttershy's head, "Alright...think of this like a hug...a mouth hug." He said slowly feeling his member part her lips, "A nice...warm...hug."

Fluttershy managed a few parting words before having her mouth filled with stallion. "I like hugs-" And with that her wish was granted, in a rather unorthodox way mind you, but it was never the less a rather unique hug. Little by little soft moans were replaced by more carnal sounds.

Vulgar spurts and squelches filled the hall as ponies sat in awe of the perverted film. The whole while Photo Finish stared at the screen, watching each movement and thrust of the stallion as he preformed his sexual art. He would pull Fluttershy down, grind his hips while buried in her throat, and pull her free just before she had a chance to cough.

A few of the guards had taken their leave to go and tend to their bodies, castle staff crowded the door to the hall and watched with bated breath as the stallion started to peak, "Photo in or out?" He asked holding Fluttershy down.

"Hmm, in- no out- no in- no...in!" The present Photo joining in the chant along with the narration.

The stallion simply pulled him body back, keeping only his tip in the drunken mare's mouth. "Oh dear Celestia...I thought you said she did- ah- didn't know what to do." The stallion was told to expect an amateur, but this was an amateur with amazing instincts, swirling her tongue around his tip and providing the slightest suction along with a few soft moans, "Oh- by Luna's massive ass!" With that final vulgarity the stallion gave out, his member throbbing in her mouth before spilling forth it's white liquid.

A soft moan caught Cadences attention away from the screen. Somewhere behind her a mare had just reached that special moment and stained the floor. Once her vision returned to the screen all that was left was a rather flaccid penis and a mare with a dribble of cum hanging off her chin.

"Oh m- *hic* -my...." Fluttershy cringed as she swallowed a final time, "Ah...that was...thank you Mr. Penis..." She gave the stallions package a few strokes with her hoof. The stallion quickly released her and walked off on shaky legs.

"Photo you can go ahead and consider this one complementary...phew- I'm gonna go take a nap." The stallion faded from the scene as the camera focused back on Fluttershy.

"Did I- *hic* do good?"

"You did, excellent-" Photo Finish started cackling before entering the scene, a large red streak running from her nose, "Roll cut the vid-" With that the film cut off. The screen folded up, the projector folded into a carry on bag, and the lights flashed back on.

"What...in bucking Tartarus...was that?" Cadence boomed, "Get out of here now! Guards!" Her requests went unanswered, "Guard?" Cadence wheeled her head around, most of her non essential guards had taken their leave to take care of themselves while the video was fresh in their minds, "Oh you're all getting castrated! I might be the princess of love but I can dish out the pain too!"

Through some insane cackling Photo walked over, brushing the blood from her nose, "I believe, this is the solution to the lack luster haze that has descended upon ze ponies."

With some slight ire Cadence relented, "I suppose it seems to have...excited my staff...and what do you gain from this?"

With a wicked smile Photo spoke, "PTPP."

"PTPP?" Cadence asked, starting to get rather annoyed at the overly enthusiastic porn producer.

"Profit through pony pornography...you make them happy, and I produce the artz!" Visions of fornicating equines flashed through Photo's mind. She began shaking slightly before feeling the returning warmth of a nosebleed, "Oh~ My apologies...ze art can be rather...intense."

Cadence weighed her options. On the one hand she would be known as the porno Princess, on the other she would be known as the Princess who solved this depression crisis, "Given the...unique results..." Cadence looked around the throne room. Several ponies were busying themselves trying to clean the freshly stained floor, "Just don't do anything illegal...."

"Me? Ze greatest artist in zee wide wide world of Equestria? Never." Photo Finish wiped her nose again, "I only ask one thing, I know you have the power to make ponies love...I wonder at the possibilities of this for a more carnal art. All in the name of bringing ze smiles to ze ponies faces of course."

Cadence rolled her eyes, "And on ze- uh the, ponies faces." She gave a deep sigh, "I'll think about it...in for a bit as they say."

"Yes...excellent...I shall return soon to discuss the act!" Photo Finish called to her crew, quickly packing up their things and running out of the hall.

Cadence groaned as she let her head rest on the side of her throne, "What did I just get myself into."

A guard finally lost his composure, folding his legs and hiding his erection under his body, "Something incredibly sexy." Cadence quickly stared at the guard, "Sorry Princess..."

"Oh quiet you...go find Shining armor." As much as she hated to say it, Photo's little show hadn't been completely wasted on her, she was feeling rather frisky and a quick tumble with her husband would do wonders for her tense body, "Actually tell him to meet me in the bedroom! I don't feel like waiting. He's not gonna walk straight after this...."