P.T.P.P.

"Ooooo, looks like fun!" Pinkie giggled while looking over the flyer, "Didn't Fluttershy model before?" Fluttershy's ears quickly perked up before folding back against her head. She slowly slunk away to avoid having to relive the salty experience.

A small herd was gathering to look over the large poster on the side of town hall. Several intrigued by the promise of money, others the prospect of being famous, and for a certain few the prospect of saving Equestria. Regardless of their reasons many began to memorize the address and times.

The poster was rather plain, simply showing several mares glancing skyward, tails raised over their heads. The words, no foals. Let everyone know what kind of a deal this was. What most didn't know was that with a simple signature they would be sent into a short love trance, taped, and paid. What was even worse was that most of the sales would probably go right back to buying the very videos Photo Finish was going to produce.

Pornography had been an art form for years, but most knew it as something only ever done in the seedier parts of Manehatten or made for the nobility in Canterlot.

"Well hay...I...I could be a movie star!" Raindrops yelled from the crowd, "I- I could be known throughout all of Equestria!" The star struck mare quickly flew over and memorized the poster, "Heck yeah, we even get paid for it!" Given the large deficit of males, many mares went lonely, or had to make due with rubber replicas. The cold rubber fakes could never compare to the warm surge of heat that a true stallion gave.

Pinkie Pie quickly joined Raindrops on the platform, "It'll be like a party in your pussy! Come on, you all know a party for one is never as fun!" Several mares felt rather pent up. Either tired of their false fuckers, or simply needy for the intimate contact without the awkward wake up. This opportunity offered them a chance to relive stress, make some bits, and get some notice from some possible mates.

"Well ah guess." Applejack slowly moseyed up to the dais, her wide hips garnering the attention of the crowd, "I could use some core to my apple." She joked with a nervous smile. Several light chuckles from the crowd broke the tension.

"No way!" A rainbow streak flew down from the sky and nearly cave in the floor of the stage, "Do you ponies really want to be know for being needy mares in heat!?" Rainbow Dash yelled with righteous fire.

A voice rang out from the crowd, "This from the pony raincloud." Roseluck quickly stepped up, "We all know about the cloud incident...."

Dash's face went red as she remembered accidentally shooting her juices off a cloud and onto a crowd of gardeners below. Two months after the incident and ponies were still chuckling behind her back, "Yeah well...at least it wasn't on video...."

"Yeah I guess you're right...hey so would you mind watering my roses again?" Roseluck asked with a devious smile. The crowd chuckling from the sly jab. Dash gave a few flustered grunts before dissolving back into the crowd. Rose smiled as she turned to the poster, "Better than a hoof," She leaned in, memorized the poster and wandered off.

"That's the spirit!" Pinkie yelled, she gave a few bounces before stopping dead, "If we all do it, we could make it a holiday! There could be balloons, games like- penetrate the pr-"

"Pinkie!" Twilight's magic quickly cupped her friends mouth and started pulling her off the stage.

Rarity quickly took her spot and studied the poster, "Well...I always did want to work with the amazing Photo Finish...I'm sure I can assist, even if I have no intention of being...poked." She gave a quick, refined, giggle at her own joke, "Heh...ehem...at any rate I believe I will be showing up."

A resounding yeah rang from the crowd.

A few feet away several stallions watched like morose meerkats. Their enthusiasm watered by the seeming exclusivity to mares, "I don't know...I wouldn't mind seeing some new stuff...and the poster said it would be free for the first few months..."

"Eeyup...."

"I guess...never thought I'd see so many mares agreeing to it...when I try and offer free sex I just get yelled at."

"Oh..." Carrot Cake had to collect himself, "I wonder if they'd take an amateur submission."

One of the stallions laughed, "Aren't you married?"

"Yes...married, not dead. What am I not allowed to like tight holes and firm plots?"

"Gentlecolts...focus," A blue haired stallion stepped forward, "This is a great opportunity for us...except Mr. Cake."

"Hey!"

"My point is...look at all of those mares...you really think they'll have enough stallions to film with?" Blue mane stepped back, "I don't know about you, but I'm gonna check it out...." The blue mane walked off.

"Eeyup." Big Mac quickly joined him. The rest of the group quickly followed, save Carrot Cake who cursed his happy marriage.

"Figures...I settle down, and then they bring porn to Ponyville." He gave a deep sigh and turned home. At least he could always give Cup Cake his cupcake.

"Ms. Cadenza!" Photo Finish ran through the halls, nearly slipping and smacking into the floor, "I- We, have done it!"

"Huh?" Cadence asked, only half caring, "What do you do now...?"

"Ze ponies...they hunger for zee penis." Photo managed those few words before bursting out into maniacal laughter, "I send poster to Ponyville, my assistant tells me: we're going to run out of studs! Then like an answered prayer, five stallions come to fill out ranks. One with the penis like a tree stump, and head like an apple!"

Cadence cringed at the strange mare's fervor, "Okay...good work?"

"Ja...is very good. We leave for ze Ponyville tomorrow!"

"We?" Cadence asked, letting her chin rest on her upturned hoof, "I'm kind of busy running an empire...."

"No you're not!" Shining armor yelled as he limped through the hall. His pelvis nearly shattered from an hour of rough riding.

"Shining I will show you just how hard crystal ponies can get if you don't shut up!" Shining laughed as he ran off, "Anyways why do I need to go?"

"Ms. Cadenza, with you we can make ze art perfect! I can pay ponies to preform for bits, but only you can make their performance real, make them believe ze illusion!"

Cadence reeled back, "You want me...Princess of love, to abuse my powers so you can make ponies fuck better?"

"Well...if you wish to be blunt...ja. But is arrrt!" Photo leaned into her speech, her glasses nearly falling off her nose as she did.

Cadence looked around, ending on one of her guard, "You..."

The guard snapped upright, "Yes ma'am!?"

"Should I go?" She asked, not really caring one way or the other.

"...I think...you should...help save...Equestria...in any way possible.... And on that note...I believe..." The stallion was having trouble forming the words to avoid being thrown out of the nearest window, "Ibelievethattheempirewouldlovetoseetheirleaderwithadickinher!" The guard screamed before ducking behind a small table, "Sorry...I'll leave now...." He quickly ran off to get out of magic range.

"Well...Shining dear?" Cadence called.

"Yeah?"

"Watch the empire while I'm gone. Apparently I have to go play pimp...."

"Have fun! Take pictures!" Shining yelled from another room.

Photo just smiled as the two mares hurried to a more secluded spot to plan the trip, "I am promising you, with zis we can bring ze joy in time for Hearth Warming Eve!"

"Sure, hey this isn't going to be...nothing gay right?"

"No no no no no...maybe...yes...maybe. I do not tell ze art when to be made or how, I simply capture it when it appears!"

Cadence just rolled her eyes and contemplated tossing Photo out the window, "How far a drop do you think you could survive..."