P.T.P.P.

Skane was quickly nudged onto the set, "Don't shove me knave!" He bucked free and nearly broke a camera, "Do not push, me." He stared down Sharp, "You smell of sex."

Sharp grumbled and walked away from the stage. Skane stood alone, in a pair of black lace panties, while Cadence helped twilight get ready. "Iz zis zee basement colt?" Photo walked onto the set and looked him over, "Iz not a colt...iz stallion."

Skane whinnied and straightened up, "Thanks."

"Now ze question is...why are you in lace?"

Skane looked at his backside, "The cloth? They feel soft on my privates...am I not meant to wear them?"

Photo nearly felt her glasses fall off, "No...are for mares...just who iz zis?"

"I am Skane." He said in an informative tone.

"...Zat helps nothing. Take those off and sit on couch...we wait for other." Photo quickly retreated behind her camera and waited.

Skane pulled the panties off and chucked them across the room. He jumped up and sat on the couch quietly, "The pink one said she would help me after this...does she lie much?"

Before anyone could answer a confused and wobbly Twilight was shoved onto the stage, "Cadence why did you have to do that?" She kicked her back legs to get rid of the strange feeling in her rump.

Cadence kept shoving Twilight towards the couch, "It's a royal thing-"

"A royal thing in my tailhole? For what?" Twilight was shoved in front of Skane, "Who's this?"

"I am Skane, priest." Skane leaned down and smelled Twilight's mane, "You smell of paper." Twilight flattened her ears out at the odd remark, "Of book paper. You enjoy books?"

Twilight realized what he meant and joined him on the couch, "Well I live in a library, a lot of things to read." Twilight sniffed at Skane, "Huh, pine needles. So do you read books?"

Skane shook his head side to side, "Not many, if I find any that aren't burnt or destroyed yes...but most are ash."

"Well I've got some books back home if you wanna borrow some."

"That sounds pleasant, more pleasant than staying here, shall we?" Skane went to step off the couch. Cadence quickly flipped him upside down and pushed him back into the sofa, "Why!?"

"Cadence!" Twilight snapped at her, "That wasn't very nice!"

"Very nice me me me- upside down!" Cadence quickly planted Twilight belly up on the couch, "All this friendship...save it for after. Cause what is about to happen might just ruin it." Cadence levitated out two hearts and floated them towards the star butted duo on the couch.

"Oh no...." Skane groaned, "Wait! Two...with- N-" Before Skane could right himself and jump out of the way he was hit with the floating heart. Skane slowly melted into the couch and flopped onto his back.

Twilight stared like a deer in headlights as a heart collided with her muzzle. Twilight's body quickly heated up, blazing hot around her nethers, teats, and the back of her neck. She righted herself and bristled hard, letting out a long drawn out breath. The plug in her tailhole seemed to be throbbing in Twilight's lust addled mind.

Skane shook his cropped mane, throwing his head around and getting a strong whiff of Twilight. He stood on the couch and towered over his new prospect. He leaned his head down and let out a long breath along forehead. He nipped at her ear, sending a visible shudder down her spine, popping her tail up and making her ears twitch wildly.

Twilight took a moment to stare at Skane, running a hoof along his sternum and eying up her stallion of the moment. She quickly pressed her nose agaist his coat and inhaled. Her nose full of his scent sent her wild. She started nipping at his chin, biting gently at the shot hairs hanging off his chin, trying her best to entice him into acting.

Skane knew, he was toying with her, making her earn it. His mere proximity was sending this mare into a frantic display of need and he was enjoying every second. Skane held all the power and all he had to do was stand there, towering over her and making her well aware of her place. However adorable her meek draws were it was time. Skane reared up and planted his hooves on Twilight's back, her wings popping open and throwing two feathers across the room, "Do not touch," Skane snarled, "Try to move and I will leave you."

Twilight listened intently to his words. Her vision cut by the large member throbbing meatily in front of her. Her entire mind was screaming at her to take a taste, just a lick, a grace with her hoof. But she dare not displease him. Her rational mind was also screaming at her to leave, that this was wrong, that she shouldn't be doing this with someone she just met.

Her mind was shut up by the unique sensation of Skane's member slapping against her muzzle. Skane was wiggling his backside right and left slapping his member against her muzzle. As he could feel Twilight drawing deep breaths past his member he started massaging the spot between her wings.

Deciding it was enough Skane held her down and stepped behind her. Twilight's mind raced, she had read about ponies having sex, read about ways to make it better, she was prepared, but wholly unable to draw on her knowledge in her current state.

Skane lined himself in and slowly sunk it in.

"Hmm...Hey Photo. Does this seem...weird, to you?" Cadence asked, watching as Skane's penis disappeared into Twilight.

"Quiet...iz good, iz....good..." Photo was personally trying to remember each moment for her personal time later.

Cadence shuffled uncomfortably, "I don't know...I can't put my hoof on it." Cadence stared as Skane's mane fell over his face, "Wait...that's who he looks like! Wait- ew...he looks like Shining...with Twilight...ew."

Twilight started moaning as Skane drew back. Cadence however was slowly growing more and more weary as she watched a Stallion that resembled a larger version of her husband plow her sister in law, "And they both have star cutie marks...who else do I know...that has...Shining...Twilight Vel-" Cadence mind went blank as she realized something horrid, "Nope!" Cadence ran onto the stage and tore Skane out of Twilight, throwing him across the room and into Sharp.

"Nope nope nope nope!" She pinned Twilight and started fending off the angered Skane, "No!"

Photo Finish ran onto the stage and started screaming at Cadence, "..Ze shot! Vat iz ze idea to be ruining ze shot!?"

"No!" Cadence yelled, plucking twilight off the couch and running her into the bathroom. She hit the spigot and threw Twilight into a cold shower.

Twilight's mind cleared as the icy water shattered her haze and snapped her back, "What the hay just happened!?"

Cadence pulled her from the shower, "Family tree! Find it!" She opened the bathroom window and chucked her sister in law out of it. Ignoring a loud thud and running to find Skane.

Skane was terrorizing the camera crews, throwing heavy equipment about, chucking ponies through the air, and otherwise causing chaos. Cadence walked slowly through the turmoil and stood in front of Skane, "Breed, now!" Skane yelled at the top of his lungs.

Cadence brought her hoof up and slapped Skane hard with the inside of her hoof, "No...bad...bad basement colt...don't make me get the spray bottle."

An instant after the impact sent Skane wobbling sideways all the levitating equipment dropped, Sharp's landing half on and half off the couch. Sharp felt just like a new mare right after losing a tumble, her hind quarters well framed by the black couch as her front hung off the back.

"Ow." Skane mumbled as he rubbed the new red imprint on his jaw, "What happened? Why does everything smell like vagina?"

Cadence shook her head and wrapped a wing around the colt, guiding him out of the devastated room. "We're gonna go get something to eat...that sound good?" Cadence asked with a nervous laugh.

"Okay? You will have to inform me as to where the book mare went."

Cadence stared hard ahead of her, "Sure...yeah...let's go find her."

Cadence sat the recently returned Twilight and Skane down with some muffins and some books and slammed the thick lineage of Twilight sparkle onto the table. She traced down the line, Twilight and Shining, Twilight Velvet, Dusk Walker, Star light... the list went on, each and every one of them with similar star shaped cutie marks. The names grew stranger as the list went on, "Capricorn, Ptolemy, Umbri- oh dear Celestia..."

"You found something?" Skane leaned over the table and looked at the large tome, "Wait...what..."

"What happened?" Twilight leaned over and looked at the page, her face quickly started glowing bright as she saw the line.

"What the fuck!?" Skane screamed, "And we- I- idugha fuuh." Skane became flummoxed as he stared at the lines, "My kin!?"

Cadence stared quietly at the line, "Well...that's...two...two stallions from the family I've tapped."

"Bitch!" Skane screamed, "I don't- I- ah!" Skane slammed his muzzle into the table, "I don't want to be alive right now...."

"Hey, atleast you didn't cum inside her."

"AUGhrgha..."

Twilight just kept blushing, "We- ...with...uh... wait, with Cadence? But Shining...I-"

Cadence started smiling as she compared the tastes of Twilights family, "Twilight calm down...they're basically the same...except...well...I'd tell you he's bigger but...you have some first hoof sexpecience."

Twilight grew angry at Cadence's horrid pun, "I'm gonna go..." Twilight took her family's book back and started leaving. The butt plug still jammed in her flank.

"Aye...I'd prefer to be with my blood kin than some hot...blooded...err- you know." Skane hurried out and ran after Twilight.

Cadence stared at Skane as he walked away, "Is it cheating if it's his ancestor...and...looks exactly like a buffer version...and...naw, it's fine."