P.T.P.P.

by a guy with many hats

Disgruntled

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Sharp sat and watched in disgust as some random mare was being deflowered, "Sharp!" She turned to Photo and waited, "Get close shot." Photo pushed a hoof held camera over towards her.

Sharp grumbled angrily as she took the camera and slowly leaned in towards the copulating couple. She slowly pushed the camera into the line of fire and waited, her nose burning from the rather foul smell. The squelching sound resonating in her ears, making her feel rather dirty.

As the stallion jammed his last into the mare he came, flooding the current actress and causing a large burst to fly out from one of his last thrusts and land on Sharp's head, sticking to her mane and gluing it together.

Sharp let the camera fall to the ground as she backed away. She brought a hoof to her head and froze, "Fuck you!" She screamed, her mane flying around with the streak of jizz as she flailed.

Skane walked back inside with Cadence, "So she can't send you back yet?"

Skane shook his head, "No, from what she told me it will take a while." He stopped behind the cameras, "I came back for the food, on that note do you have anymore?"

Cadence laughed nervously, "Thank Celestia you have a one tract mind..."

Skane shook his head, "Oh no believe me I'm still rather mad. But you are technically family...that I was...yeah...so...food?"

Cadence started laughing, it slowly petered out as she was left alone in her joy, "Ah haaa . . . sure."

"And you!" Sharp ran over to Skane and Cadence, "You just dope up ponies so they fuck, you're a slut!"

Cadence leaned away from the angered mare, "Hey who you calling a slut, slut!"

Sharp just glared at Cadence before looking at Skane, "You..." She trotted over and stared him in the eyes, "Throwing me around like a rag doll, breaking the equipment, nearly throwing Photo out the window." She took a moment and thought about how much unintentional damage he had caused, how much money Photo had to spend to fix everything, how long they had to stop filming, how in that time she spent a whole week without being near cum.

Skane was growing uncomfortable as the angry mare in front of him refused to break eye contact, "I'm sorry?"

Sharp Shot let her grimace harden, "You have pretty eyes."

Skane scrunched up his muzzle and looked off towards Cadence, "Uh...thank you? I'm not sure what that is supposed to mean but...uh...I like your...mane?"

Sharp took a step forward, touching her nose to his, "What else?" She growled sounding as if she was about to buck him across the jaw.

Skane took a step backwards, "Please stop-"

"What else about me do you like!?" Sharp continued to bear down on him, "Tell me!"

"You have a silky coat, I like the color yellow, I like the orange streak in your mane!?" Skane yelled as the mare pinned him against the wall, forcing her muzzle against his neck and causing him to stare at the ceiling, "What else do you want me to say!? Surely you can be mad at someone else now, yes?"

Sharp slowly turned around, keeping Skane pinned to the wall, "I'm taking this with me, someone else can clean the fucking set this time!" She did a little wiggle, letting Skane know her intent.

"Wait what!?" Sharp wheeled around and started pulling Skane by his mane, "C-Cadence, Cadence help, Cadence!?" Skane resisted the best her could as he was slowly dragged deeper into the house, "Somepony, help, help me, not again!" He hooked his forelegs into the door frame, "At least let me eat breakfast first!"

Sharp let go of his mane for a moment, "Oh I'll give you something to eat...I hope you like pie." With that Sharp yanked Skane off the door frame and dragged him away.

Cadence fell to her haunches, in slight awe at what just happened, "Photo,"

Photo walked over and joined her as they stared at the door frame, "Yes..."

"How much do you pay her?"

Photo looked back at the stained couch as the two previous ponies started cleaning up, "Not enough I think. She should have said something sooner."

Cadence nodded, "So who's gonna clean up the couch?"


Sharp dragged Skane into the bathroom, "Get, in, there!" She pulled him in and closed the door behind him, "Good. Now undress me."

Skane backed into the door, "Why? Surely you can-"

"Undress me before I make you do something worse!" Sharp started glaring at Skane as she spoke.

Skane quickly yanked Sharp's jacket off and threw it across the room, "There! Can I go now?"

Sharp got ready to yell again, suddenly growing rather sad, "Ya know what...just go."

"But why can't I- wait really?"

"I get it, no one wants to be around the cum mare, the cleaner, the one no one cares about...just get out." Sharp could feel some tears growing on her face, "Just get out." Sharp turned away and drew back the shower curtains.

Skane went to the door, stopping as he reached the handle, "Are you alright?" He turned towards the crew mare and tapped her on the flank, "Ma'am...are you alright?"

"I'm fi- ...No...I'm not okay." Sharp turned to Skane, "Do I look okay?!"

Skane's face grew somber, "I suppose not...I am a priest if you want to talk about it, it's my place to listen."

Sharp felt like slapping him, "What the heck is a priest!? You're just a liar, just some jerk pony!" Skane walked over and put a foreleg around her neck, "Get off!" Sharp started trying to struggle free, "Get off you jerk!" Sharp started biting his neck as he pulled her against him, "Off..." Sharp stopped struggling as her cheek pressed against Skane's chest.

Skane just held her against himself as Sharp started crying, "You make me sad...you should have dealt with this sooner."

"Shut up..." Sharp lowered her head, her crusty mane pressing into Skane's coat, "Photo's a jerk...Cadence is a jerk...you're a jerk, everypony's a jerk."

"Yes yes, we're all jerks." Skane rubbed her back as he started the shower, "Better now?"

Sharp buried her head into his chest, "If I say no will you stay longer?"

Skane was caught off guard by her sudden plead, "Well I- I mean I- You uh- How long have you been holding this in?"

"How long have I been working for Photo Finish? Four years, maybe five. The constant smell of sex is about a year old now."

Skane gave her back a final rub before nudging her towards the running shower, "Indeed...Twilight showed me how to use the shower, I think it should be nice." Sharp smiled as she stepped her front half into the shower. Her flank framed by the porcelain of the tub wall, she flicked her tail up before winking at him in two different ways, "Oh good goddess...just, I'll wait out here...you, go in there and be happy."

Sharp stepped her left hind leg up and leaned into the tub, keeping her right planted on the floor and giving Skane a perfect view, "Okay...I get it, you can stop now." Sharp ignored him and sat her hindlegs on the edge of the tub, her plot perfectly presented from its elevated position, "I will leave." Sharp jumped into the tub, letting the shower head soak her mane before throwing it back over her head.

Sharp continued her show as Skane sat on the toilet lid, "You could come in here too...I wouldn't stop you, how could I stop a big strong stallion like you anyways." Sharp turned up the shower dials, flooding the room with steam, "You could touch me, hold me, Mmm~ take me."

Skane stared at her for a moment, eventually turning his head down and staring at his hooves, "You should find a mate."

"Is that an offer?" Sharp pulled the curtain wide open.

Skane just shook his head, "No,"

Sharp slowly ran a hoof along her undercarriage before planting it into her sex, "Oh come- on, just once? I want it to be you."

Skane continued staring at his hooves, his view slowly encroached upon by his growing member, "This is why I prefer fighting, although the smell is better." He finally looked back to Sharp, "Besides why me?"

"So far you're the only one who's been nice to me...wow..." Sharp let her hoof fall to the shower floor, "I just realized how sad that is."

"You should find new friends...or friends to begin with." Skane stood from the toilet, "We could be friends, if you-"

"But you don't want to have sex..."

Skane looked at the door, "Well I wouldn't say that...but I keep getting dragged into it and that's rather annoying.

"But you would?" Sharp leaned out of the tub.

"Wouldn't you rather just be friends?"

Sharp thought about it, "Not really...I could probably make you my friend through sex."

Skane relented and slowly dragged himself towards the tub, "I miss home...at least there all I had to worry about was dying, not being abused."

"Really!? You'll do me?!" Sharp lit up as Skane straddled the wall of the tub, he quickly stood next to her, "Whoa...you're a lot-"

Skane towered over the mare, "Turn around."

Sharp's felt horridly submissive as he stared her down, "Blue eyes." Sharp's legs buckled, she shakily got back up and turned around, pulling her tail to the side and waiting for it. She felt as he mounted her, his cock slapping against her sex, "Wait wait!" Sharp adjusted her pose, spreading her legs wide for him, "Okay...I think I'm- ah-" Sharp was cut off as, what in her mind was, "One of the fattest cocks she'd ever had" impaled her, granted Sharp had only been with two other ponies, one a mare, the other a stallion with a undersized pecker, "Oh fuck- oh fuck!" She whined as Skane grunted past her neck.

"Oh calm- Tight. Calm down...flattery will get you nowhere."

Sharp's legs grew rigid as her body took over, "I really- Fuck!" She squeaked as Skane thrust forward, "Ahh~ I really don't need you anywhere else-" She cringed out a smile as she felt him drag is way through her pulsing sex, "Am I blushing? I feel like I might- Oh fuck. -be blushing."

"Will- you- just-" Skane could feel his member being squeezed along it's whole trip in and out, his hips slapping against her plot with a fleshy whap. He started grunting as Sharp clenched her sex as he slammed his flat head as deep as it would go. Skane was having trouble keeping composed, his member seemed to be completely out of tune with hers, creating a strange ribbed sensation for Sharp and a tighter fit for Skane.

Sharp managed to pull her head up just in time for Skane to step forward, forcing her cheek into the wall of the shower, "Fuck me like the naughty filly I am!" Sharp yelled, grinding her body harder into the wall. Skane answered her request by completely dominating the situation, even while Sharp rode out her first orgasm he kept at it, licking along the base of her ear and starting to enjoy the whole warmth of the situation himself.


Cadence pulled her ear away from the door, "Okay...kid's a panty dropper." She smirked at what she had helped cause, "Mistress O' love making ponies bang like...like...something that bangs!" Cadence looked around to make sure no one heard her stupid joke and walked on, she was getting rather excited by the lewd sounds behind the door and was hoping she could get Skane to agree to doughnuts again.


Skane snorted a final time, steam whirling around as he jammed himself deep into Sharp's sopping wet hole. He felt her lock her in place as she let out a final drawn out moan. She felt it throb inside of her as Skane pumped her insides with his sticky paste, For once she was the one being cummed inside, not on, not in front of, inside. Her deflowering, coupled with her small meltdown, meant just about nothing could screw up the rest of her day.

Skane slid out and sat on his haunches, "Fucking tartarus." Sharp's legs finally gave out as she flopped onto the floor of the tub. The tired duo sat in the shower for some time, Skane eventually breaking the silence, "Wait...so what is your name?"

Sharp started laughing hard, "What do you want it to be? Sharp Shot...name...Sharp Shot."


Skane helped Sharp out of the tub, "So we can still be friends?" Sharp asked as she clung to Skane, "Cause...I would like to be friends too."

Skane tried to lean away, only growing closer to the wall before being pressed upon by the mare, "For as long as I'm here...."

Sharp smiled at his acceptance, "So...do you mind if I ask a last favor?" Sharp grinned wide as Skane stared at the floor a final time, knowing he was about to be roped into another bad situation.


Sharp and Skane walked through the house until they found Photo Finish, "Hey Photo, so I need to talk to you," Sharp walked over and stared at the mare, "I need to discuss my pay."

Photo nodded, "Yes...we- I, have decided to give you a raise. Iz the least I can do."

Sharp shook her head, "Double."

Photo chuckled once, "Iz joke yes?"

"Is joke no, double. Or..." On his cue Skane walked over and towered over Photo finish, pressing his chest agaist hers and looking straight down on her. Sharp walked over and ran a hoof along his chest, "He really likes tailholes...and last I checked he's pretty damn big...I'd hate to imagine what would happen if I turned all those camera's on you getting butt fucked by this beast." Sharp grew a devious smile as she walked to the now shrunken down Photo, "So I think double is fair for everything I do."

Photo stared at the imposing stallion in front of her, his eyes burning through her glasses and into her brain, "Ja...double...iz gut."

Finally victorious, Sharp pulled Photo's glasses off and sat them on Skane's head, "Finally...Skane," Sharp walked Skane outside the unassuming house and stopped him on the porch, "You're my friend right?"

Skane cocked an eyebrow, "I said yes."

Sharp traced a hoof on the ground, "Well I just want you to know...you've made my life so much better today and...I would have your foals if you asked." Sharp finished her flattery, gave Skane a quick peck on the cheek, and pranced off, a bit wobbly from her tumble. Sharp was as giddy as a school filly as she gushed over her wonderful day, who knew such great things could start from getting a streak of jizz in your mane.

Skane just sat on his haunches, "This is a strange sex filled place." He stood back up as he felt the warmth drawing out of his sac and into the ground, "I miss the panties." Skane trotted off to go find some sort of breakfast before he went for a nap.

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