Grampy Cord

It was that moment my stomach growled, as I hadn't eaten breakfast yet. He asked if then was an okay time and of course I said yes! He even made it stay day for the whole time, we talked and I turned out that we weren't so different, he asked if we could see each other again so we decided to meet at the same place sometime the next day (not one of his) Then I trotted home, happy about my new friend.

My family wasn't so happy. they yelled at me and told me I shouldn't go anywhere near that 'monster' Discord looked offended after hearing this statement. I argued on how he was helping our farm, our apples were huge, if we kept them we could earn a huge profit, they argued that the weather and weird animals were destroying our property, I eventually ended up storming off to my room, offended that they would say such mean things about my friend, it was hard enough with their constant jabbering to find a coltfriend.

My parents declared it dinner time and we talked about our day, well everpony but me, I was to afraid to say more. The next 'day' just like I had said I went to meet him. This continued for quite sometime, until one day there was a box on my bed table. There was a note that said 'Annie, we have been hanging out for so long, you know I'm not the romantic type so I'm going to make this simple, will you be my special somepony? check yes or no.' there were two boxes beneath reading what you would expect from him, 'yes' and 'definitely' I checked the definitely then opened the box, guess who got a pie to the face that day? Discord had a cheeky smile and chuckled a bit at this point, the other three apples were trying not to laugh to loudly

That day when I went to see him I greeted him with a kiss on the lips, he knew I had agreed to be his special somepony, but didn't expect a kiss so soon, the look on his face, as he would say was 'priceless' Discord stopped laughing and gave Annie Smith a slight glare, while the apple kids laughed hard enough to make up for Discord. That was the day we went on our first official 'date', it was a day I'll never forget.

It was at twilight, my favorite time of day, the most beautiful time, for once instead of speeding up the time, it went slower than a turtle with a limp. Discord had summoned all of my favorite foods, apple pies, apple fritters, cider, fruit salad with extra apples, a half and half mixture of chocolate milk and apple juice, don't knock it till you try it, and my favorite non apple related food, cotton candy. I was happier than I had ever been in my life. It was the only date we ever had with out any flying monkeys. Those things were very, interesting.

"Hey, can I tell some of our story?" Discord asked, wanting to get some attention too. The apple kids looked at Discord questioningly.

"Sure you can!" she replied, happy to take a break as her mouth was getting dry, "just wait here a minute," she added as she went to get herself a glass of apple juice. She came back and sat down right next to Discord.

Of course, after that, we went on quite a few more dates, some were almost 'normal' then a flying monkey would come out of nowhere. Sometimes they would be very romantic, with self playing violins and flying monkey butlers, others were laser tag with the flying monkeys. Some were just simple trips to the local café, it was run by the flying monkeys. There were a lot of flying monkeys. You ponies would have a lot of fun with them. One of our dates was in a giant bubble underwater, eventually came every stallions worse nightmare, meeting their marefriend's parents.

Annie told me her parents were excited she met a boy. She also told me I might want to have some healing spells ready. All the books in the world couldn't prepare me for their reaction. I won't give you the details, let me just say wars are less violent. It unfortunately ended with Annie and I banned from all apple property for life, your family luckily forgot about that. But she packed her things and moved into my chaotic mansion for the time being. Her adjusting to the lack of gravity may have been the funniest thing I ever saw. It was Granny Smith's turn to glare at Discord. She quickly adjusted though.

Now you would expect with all that chaos my proposal would have been the weirdest proposal in the history of forever, correct? He got several agreeing nods. It was, unintentionally. I wanted to do something traditional for once but the flying monkeys had a different opinion. One of them tried to take off with the ring, another threw apples at our heads, a third monkey somehow learned to fish slap. It was the best day of my life.

After she said yes she turned around, grabbed the fish slapping monkey's fish and slapped him so hard he even slid a few feet. You'd think when you proposed you'd be the most in love with your life forever, the record that was set quickly after did not last long as another apple was thrown at us, using the fish like a bat, she swung and the apple bounced off the apple throwing monkeys head, knocking him out of the tree, the tree, then hit the monkey still trying to get the ring. I have never loved her more, but I have never loved her any less since that day either.