What Did I Do Wrong?!

"Augh. Eaghuh." You stamer as you realize your on your couch

"He's waking up!" Twilight shouts as your senses come to you and you wake up

You open your eyes to find the mares from before.

"We need to talk." twilight says in her stern voice and scowling face

"Morbets?" You say

You then shut it as soon as you realize you had no idea what you said.

"Rigbicai Mordby?"

"Oh no." Twilight says face hoofing

She then removes her hoof to find a label on the back of the tranquilizer.

"WARNING:Do not use on humans. Side-effect is temporary speech los."

She then face hoofs again.

"Next time I'm reading a lable and checking for one before using or grabing anything." Twilight stated

"Temporary speech lose or not he WILL talk!" Rainbow stated

"ISHBINOGIDA HOGIDA SPEER! LOOS! STARTBINA HOGNIA SPEER!" You shout "STARTA A SPEERDEWA MUFMUFMUf BILLAAAA!"

"But he can't with that disability Rainbow!" Twilight stated

"Si." You then close your mouth realising you just said Yes in Spanish

"Is that a yes?" Twilight asked

"Rima oriona kalfura." You then go into a scowl realizing you're back to gibberish

"Acctually Twilight I think he's talking like one of the sims from The Ponies." Pinkie stated

"Gobla gee?" You ask, Then you ralize something "Oooh rrramoura zaporura."

"Well looks like we'll have to deal with his gibberish until it wheres off in the next two hours." Twilight stated

"Zacora leema fler upmostia jakaiai." You say

"By the way...WHAT WERE YOU THINKING PUTTING MEAT IN CUPCAKES!" Pinkie shouted grabbing your leather jacket and white shirt shaking you furiously

"ZUBLA ZUBLA ZUBLAAAAA!" You shout

"Oops sorry." Pinkie says releaseing you

You then catch your breath and grab a caset from betweenthe couch coshins and use a nearby crutch that Fluttershy left for you to walk over to the VHS player and placed the tape inside. It started out with yu minding your own busnise enjoying your Flash Sentry Equestria Girls version outfit reading a Playboy magazine.

"Geez the cupcakes now adays are starting to grow stale. Wheres some meaty tasting ones for meat lovers!" You shout as you throw the magazine up to the T.V but it misses interly

You then watch as you get a devilish smile and run to the kitchen area.

"Hay there (Your name) what're you doing with that knife?" You hee what you could presume to be your girlfriend who you liked to call either Twily or Sunny

"Oh nothing Sunny just makin' cupcakes." You say as the sound of a fridge opening plays as well as the sound of plastic ripping

"With meat?" Sunny asks

"Meat flavored."

"Eeew."

"Twiliy please I know I'm on to something here."

"You say that everytime you get an idea."

"But I know It'll work this time. We both know I love meat so why aren't thei cupcakes for meat lovers?"

"Go on."

"Sooo. My idea is to make cupkaes that will give meat lovers the taste of the cupcake and as well as the taste of meat at the smae time! It'll be my best idea ever!"

"You say that a lot too."

"HAY!" You shout as the video stops playing and the video spit's it'self out onto the floor

"So that's the reason for the cupcakes?" Rarity asked

You nod.

"While I do admit it's a wonderfull Idea, it might not work darling." Rarity states "The number one reason being that you can still see the meat on it."

"It's a work in pogress." You say " Legal reman flura."

"Well atleast some of his speech is coming back." Twilight states

"I can gobla gee see that." You say "Hay um Fluttershy if you don't mind, could you get me one of my meat cupcakes?"

"Of course. it's the least I can do since you're wounded." Fluttershy says as she heads tword the kitchen

"You can say that again." You mutter to yourself

"Alright NOW it's time to talk!" Rainboshouts

"LEGURA!" You shout

"GRRRR Twilight how long has it been!" Rainbow asked with a bit of impatiance

"Only 1 hour." Twilight states

"I'LL NEVER MAKE IT THAT LONG WITH HIS GIBBERISH!" Rinbow whinned

Now you know the pain the diamond dogs were feeling with Rarity's whining

"STOOOP WHIIINEING!" You shout

"I'm not whineing! I'm complaining! You want whineing!" Rainbow shouted

"Oh fuck me." You whisper to yourself

"THIIIS IS WHINING! UGH WHY WON'T YOU TAAAALK, CAN'T YOU SPEAK ENGLISH. WHY WON'T YOU STOP SMELLING LIKE FAAAARTS, CAN'T YOU TAKE A BATH?"

"STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT! QUIT WHINING!"

"BUT I THOUGHT YOU WANTED WHINEING?"

"SOMEPONY SHUT HER UP!" You shout

You then see Twilight use her magic to do so as well as see Fluttershy come back with your cupcake and she puts it next to you.

"Thanks flutters." You say "Ahhh morgi splorgi florgi. FUCK!"

You then feel a pain in you as you lay the cucack on the coffiee table to your left and fall on the couch as you begin to go to sleep again.