What Did I Do Wrong?!
...Why me.
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You then hear the sound of crashing coming from the kitchen. You could also make out some voices.
"Nothing here." Pinkie says "Nothing-ooh cupcakes!"
Pinkie must've found your secret meat filled cupcakes that you were working on. You couldn't remember how many packs of smoked ham you went through to get the perfect taste.
"Yuck! Bad cupcakes!" Pinkie sais as she puts down the tray
"No wonder. Their's meat in it eeew." Rarity says as she probibly examins a cupcake
"GROOOOOSE!" Pinkie yells
"Well he's not here so let's check the bedroom." Rarity states "Where could he have gotten to?"
"Well I saw a poster in his room that was incased in glass titled 'If an Oni is chaseing you, Hide in a closet." Pinkie states "And their's a perfectly good closet right over their."
"FUCK!" You accidently shout covering your mouth
You then here the clopping of hoofs as they come closer. Then you hear them as funeral bells as your phone gose off playing a tune you recognize from a ton of videos, especial the PONY.MOV videos.

"Girls we've got him!" Rarity shouts
"Oh Rarity I do love you but you can be such a twat!" You state as multiple hoofsteps come closer to your location
"Nice music by the way." Pinkie states through the door
"Thank you........D'OH I WALKED RIGHT INTO THAT ONE!" You shout realizing your mistake
You then hear the door being ripped off to hear a collectave gasp.
"He's gone!" Rarity states
"I'M RIGHT HERE DUMBASS!" You shout as you shake the sleeping bag
You then take out your phone and go to the music section to play your favorite chase music as you are picked up by Twilight's magic and unzips the sleeping bag only for them to cover their ears as you play the music at full blast and are dropped on your ass only to pick yourself up and head straight out the backdoor.

(Recomended to play song time at 1:07)
"Rainbow don't let him get away!" Twilight shouts
"On it!" Rainbow states
Meanwhile you were heading down the sidewalk of the road to make a left as you hear the sound of a jet engin right behind you. You then head down an aly as it continues to follow you. You then jump a short fence as you make your way accros various backyards trying to get away from the rainbow blur behind you. You then fall as you have made it back to your dead end of a backyard to find the rainbow blur slam you down onto your back right infront of the six foot fence.
"OW!" You shout in pain
"Aj NOW!" Rainbow shouts to the backdoor
"Ah'm on it!" Applejack shouts as she bolts through the back door swinging her lasso
You see it and go wide eyed as you push the rainbow pony off and try to hop the fence into the next backyard only to find a rope around your left ankle.
"Oh no ya don't!" Applejack states with the rope in her mouth trying to pull you down
You pull as hard as you could upwards, only for a rainbow pony to be pulling down on you along with four other ponies. You then start to lose a grip on the fence as Twilight shouts "He's losing his grip! Keep pulling!"
"THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOUR LEADERSHIP!" You shout as you continue to hold on
An arm then lets go and you start sweating and you look at Twilight nervous while she stares back with a look of approvle.
"Pull him down girls!" Pinkie shouts as you lose your grip and fall to the ground.and two rakes hit your left arm and leg and cut through sending alot of pain through you.
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!" You shout
You then take out your phone with your good arm andand play the last tune you think you would hear as you place in your headphones and play as you get the rakes ou and try desprately to stand up.
"We need to talk." Twilight states
"If you wanna talk. TALK TO MY FIST!" You state as you punch Twilight on the muzzle and run away as good as you can

You then felt guilty having o punch her, but you brushed it off as soon as you ralized they were trying to crucify you or something. You then reach the T.V room to find a tranquilizer in a glass frame. You punch the glass and grab the tranquilizer as soon as it falls, only to fall yourself from the pain in your arm and leg dropping the gun and having to crawl to it using your only good arm and leag Call Of Duty Ghosts styal as soon as you hear the sound of hoofs coming your way. Just as soon as you get to it it's kicked out of the way by a orange hoof and you see Pinkie smash it to pieces. Your only hope was now gone.
"Shit!" You say realizing that
You then turn and scream like Homer Simpson in fear as soon as you see Twilight's face as angry like A.V.G.N's after a shitty game.
"You! Broke! My! MUZZLE!" she shouts
"Um sorry?" You say shepishly
She then jumps on your back making blood spill from your wounded area.
"TWILIGHT STOP!" Fluttershy shouts "He's bleeding to death youll kill him!"
Fluttershy then goes to your wounded area and says "He said he was sorry. And you should be too trying to gang up on him like that outside! Look a what you did to his arm and leag! I may have joinned in, but I was only sticking ot the plan! Shame on you guys!"
"Is it serious?" You ask with what breath you have left
"You'll be fine." Fluttershy says
"In the mean time. What kind of syringe is this?" Twilight ask as she levitates a tranquilizer dart infront of your face then levitates it back to her
"It's a tranzuilizer dart. It's used for putting things to sleep.......DO'H I DID IT AGAIN!" You shout
You then feel a pain in your but as you presume she stuck it in your butcheak and you fall into a deep sleep ans you feel some cloth being placed around your arm.
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