The start of the randomness
A thousand years ago in the land of Equestria there lived A GIANT GORILLA WITH A TOY ROBOT THAT COULD TRANSFORM BY MAKING A TCH-CH-CH SOUND Y'NOW THE ONE HASBRO USES!!! Um no pinkie there lived a giant dragon with the name DUMBLYDORE!!! NO! a dragon by the name of Geshkamani. You are so making that name up! No i'm not... OH YES YOU ARE No i'm not... YES YOU ARE!!! Fine i am happy? Infinitely so Pinkie i'm trying to set-up a story for Fausts' sake *Gasp* How dare you use the name of Faust in vain!!! I didn't.. ugh ok i'm sorry alright? Ok so long as you Pinkie Promise never to do that again! :) Sigh... Cross my heart and hope to fly, Stick a cupcake in my eye. Can i move the plot along now please there's a lot of exposition to be had. Fine by me!
Ok as i was saying. There lived a dragon by the name of Geshkamani who was as large as a whole continent and threatened to destroy Equestria if his appetite was not quenched by th I have a question! sigh... what is it Pinkie? Why do all your stories start with a thousand years? Um because its super cliched and i want... actually i'm not sure why i write it as a thousand years either maybe its because i want to annoy the fans or something... confound your perfectly logical and impossibly easy questions Pinkie! That's what i'm here for!
Er...where was i? Something about a dragon wanting to take over Equestria with the power of love or something. Ah yes the dragon Geshkamani threatened to spread love and friendship across all of Equestria if he was not given a sacrifice. Ooh ooh let me guess what the sacrifice is... is it a Cupcake? No.. its Is it a car? No its OH OH I know is it... A mare who lived in the mountains learning complex spells capable of destroying a dragon like him?No but that is a very interesting idea... Glad i could help!!
Yeah so the dragon required the sacrifice of a mare who lived in a secluded mountain who professionalized in complex spells capable of destroying a dragon such as he. But first he demanded that the mare be Wealthy and dressed with garments ft for a queen! Ok... that could work...
So the dragon demanded the mare be wealthy and dressed in garments fit for a queen before allowing her to be sacrificed. And so it was to be, the mare became wealthy and dressed in garments fit for a queen before she said goodbye to her loved ones and climbed the mountain to become the sacrifice for the drag STOP! How could the mare have loved ones if she lived alone in a secluded mountain? She could have family and friends living with her there... Oh yeah that could work too
And so as the mare climbed the mountain she started having doubts about being a sacrifice for her nation yet she was too far gone from her loved ones to back away now.WAIT here's where i insert a random song!!! Um ok... go ahead then.
There once lived a grumpy old dragon who would curse Equestria with love,
He made sure all would bow down to him
He asked for a sacrifice but little did he know
That the sacrifice he chose would... PINKIE!!! NO SPOILERS! Oh right sorry Also the lyrics didn't rhyme at all! Who said a song needs to rhyme? Of course it does! all music rhymes! Then what's instrumental music they don't rhyme they don't even sing! That's...diffferent... How? Nevermind.
So the mare Wait!sigh what now Pinkie? I have a perfect song right now! sigh proceed
There once was a duke of york who had OVER 9000 men who marched them to the top of the hill and marched them down again
There was once a duke of york who had OVER 9000 men they walked all the way up a hill and he marched them down again! Pinkie... I'm not even gonna question you. I thought so!
*sigh* So the mare continued on her path towards the dragonWait I got this one now! Oh gods Pinkie i am trying very hard to tell a story here! And i'm trying real hard to compose a song here!Will this be your last song? My last song for this chapter yes!Alright proceed again...
ahem...A-B-C-D-E-F-G,H-I-J-K-LMNOP,Q-R-S,T-U-V,W-X,Y AND Z NOW I KNOW MY ABC'S WHY DONT YOU COME SINGALINGALING WITH ME?Sigh pinkie you just messed up the last few words but i'll give you a b+ for trying... Thanks!Now can i please continue my story? Sure thing Finnie!
Alright So the mare continued on her path towards the dragon before gasping at the sight before her. In front of her was a dragon so large in size he could have easily covered a continent. UM YEAH you already stated that at the start duh! Oh yeah i forget sometimes.
But the mare had a trick up her sleeve she would use one of her really really complex spells to banish the dragon before becoming his sacrifice. HINT there's a plot twist! Um yeah...
So the dragon unknowingly started the sacrificial ritual but before it could be completed, the mare struck out with her amazingly complex spell. But Here it comes! the dragon had a trick up his sleeve too and THE END! PINKIE!!! Sorry guys but it seems as if we end on a cliffhanger for now
Hah Got you guys pranked good didn't i? :P Yeah anyways the dragon ferociously drew a deep breath and drenched the mare in light blue flames. Since the dragon did not et his sacrifice as agreed he cursed Equestria to become a world filled with infinite Love and Friendship And that is how Equestria was created!!! Yep I still have a question though how did the dragon know he was going to be betrayed? Um Magic? That's not a convincing explanation... And that's all for today folks :P OH COME ON!! See you next time on story time with Finnie and Pinkie! Bye! BUT THEY STILL NEED A SUFFICIENT EXPLANATION AND WRAP UPS TO ALL THE PLOT HOLES!! I said BYE!!! But...
Author's Notes: Ahem so after the last story with Pinkie i decided to dismiss her and continue writing on my own so as to make this story more interesting than some random stuff thrown toget What are you talking about?! I'm still here! Ugh nevermind let the story commence!
A thousand years ago in the land of Equestria Can we please stop that thousand years thing? its getting really boring... Okay fine but please stop interrupting me when i narrating important plot points please Okie-Dokie-Lokie!
2000 years ago in the land of Equestria lived a I told you not to use a thousand years and you go ahead and use 2000 years instead?! Look i want to tell a story about what happened a long time ago if you don't like it then deal with it seriously what am i supposed to use if not a number depicting how long ago this story took place? I don't know maybe start with the words A long time ago in the land of Equestria? That...That could work this is the only reason why you are still here Pinkie. You're welcome! Sigh
A long time ago in the land of Equestria there lived a dragonesque Ooh is this the story about the birth of Dismmph! Please hold on for a moment while we solve a technical issue! I...TOLD....NO...SPOILERS...AUDIENCE...SAD...NOT FUN....DIFFICULT....HOW...PUT UP WITH.....
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Thank you for your patience ladies and gentlemen now if we may proceed with the story as planned!
A long time ago in the land of Equestria there lived a dragonesque who was a grumpy stubborn Why does he have to be stubborn and grumpy? the discord i know is really happy and random! Because character development! INEXCUSABLE! sigh
For the last time... a long time ago in the land of Equestria lived a happy and random dragonesque Who spread love and happiness wherever he went NONONONO DIS I MEAN UHM BUBBLY DOSENT SPREAD LOVE AND HAPPINESS HE SPREADS CHAOS!! Fine the dragonesque spread chaos and disharmony wherever he went. Eventually a certain Princess caught wind of this and set off to find the dragonesque before he could threaten her kingdom Wait is the princess Princess Celemmph!
However the Princess could not find the dragonesque wherever she went all she saw was the chaos and disharmony caused by the dragonesque little did she know that the dragonesque was onto her and was simply tailing her while spreading chaos wherever he went. The princess never looked back because if he did she would have seen the dragonesque and the chaos he was spreading behind her. little did she know that OH i know he spread chaos into her kingdom while remaining unseen! Confound it Pinkie!
Alright so the Princess finally noticed the chaos behind her and turned the dragonesque into stone using the power of love and friendship provided by the dragon in the previous story! Is that good enough for you Pinkie? I don't know seems a bit rushed to me... With you it always is... Also the dragonesque's name was Discord and the Princess was Celestia in case you haven't figured it out yet... They already did from the title silly! And because you spoiled it! There was nothing to spoil! Why you little...!!! EEP*runs away*! See you next time on story time with "Pinkie" and Finnie now excuse me while i catch a certain pink mare...
