[WARNING] This story may or may not contain soon or not soon enough references to School Shootings, 9/11, ect. So before you go on in the comments all butthurt, don't say I didn't warn you. Not but seriously, you will shit you manny panties.

It was a basilisk filled, roid pumping, horomones racing, adrenaline filled, heroin shooting, violence filled day in present Equestria. Rarity and Twilight sit down for a discussion with their new "friend" who also happens to be a goose stepping nazi. Also there is dinosaurs, and if it's already edgy enough, Bear Grylls drinks his own piss.