Gentlecolts… BEHOLD!
Apples!
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Chapter 3
Apples!
(Applebuck Season Ep)
[Location… Laboratory of Dr. Weird South Ponyville] Weather as always…
On top of a crushed old castle where always rain, there lies what looks like a castle but it’s actually the abandoned ‘Belle Isle Asylum’, now occupied as a secret laboratory by non-other than Doctor Weird along with his assistant Steve and the Hispanic janitor Javier.
“Gentlecolts…” Said Dr. Weird inside his lab.
“BEHOLD!” Now he lift his right arm pointing to what looks a metal garage door where he always presents his scientific creations.
The garage looking door starts to open.
“Apples!” Behind said door there is a table with apples on top of it.
“G, I don’t know man, I mean after last time with the corn incident.” Said Steve as he remembered being impaled by corns once.
“This time it shall be fruity! You get it! Fruity! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Said Dr. Weird to Steve who could swear he just saw one of the apples flirt at him.
“Well alright then, cause I am kind of hungry.” Said Steve approaching the apples only to find them all with big ass sharp teeth.
“What the hell!” Said Steve before being pounced by the apples. They started to tear his skin and chew his intestines.
“It begins! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!” Said Dr. Weird admiring his creation devour his best assistant.
Only to be interrupted by the apples now jumping at him and chewing him.
“BAD APPLE! BAD APPLE! NO PIE 4 U! Hey that’s my liver!” Said Dr. Weird before being completely devoured by the apples leaving only his bones.
The door of the bathroom opened to reveal Javier again finished cleaning only to find apples with sharp teeth on top of the skeletons of Steve and Dr. Weird.
“LA PUTA MADRE!” Said Javier running for his life and being follow by the apples.
[Location… Everfree forest] Present time…
Javier was still running for his life with the apples right behind him. Until he found a Manticore on his way…
“Ya me jodi.” Said Javier watching the Manticore jump at him, thanks to his luck he duck on time making the Manticore land on the apples.
Now the apples were having a nice feline feast.
Javier needs to warn everypony, so taking the advantage he sprints as fast as he can to Ponyville.
Only to end up turn into stone by a Cockatrice…
“Pinche gallo de mierda.” Said Javier before being turned completely into stone.
[Location… Sweet Apple Acres] 28 days later…
Applejack was tired of all the applebucking she kept doing to the big orchard, she offered to help and do it alone since her brother was sick and couldn’t help in this season.
Not to mention of the things she failed in trying to help her friends while being tired.
“Aw, al-almost-there.” Said Applejack trying to motivate her self-giving another buck to a tree dropping its precious apples, making them land in baskets.
“Ha! Just 1000 trees to go…” Said Applejack with a weak smile. Until she heared something.
“PPPPPPPPPPPPPP”…
“Who is there?” Said Applejack taking a look around to find nothing. Now she was getting nervous as she heared some strange murders happening recently in Ponyville. She hears it again…
“PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP”…
“Twilight?” Said Applejack.
“PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP”… it sounds closer…
“Pinkie?” Said Applejack now sweating.
“PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP”… behind her…
Applejack slowly turns her head only to find…
“Nope. Chuckapple.” Said an Apple with sharp teeth and nerd glasses.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” She screams as she is devoured by the apple.
Once only the bones were left of the apple farmer…
“Raise my friends! It’s time for a feast!” Said the apple that devoured Applejack making the full orchard start to glow green. Now all the apples have sharp teeth.
[Location… Celestia's Castle] 28 weeks later…
Notes from Twilight…
It was something unexpected, the apples were devouring every single living pony in their paths, mayor cities like Manehattan and las Pegas fall under the wrath of the apples.
No pony was safe. Just look at the first stages!
[Flash Back…] ~ ♪
Lyra was seated as she always does in the park on a bench with her best friend BonBon.
“Lyra.” Said BonBon really bored.
“BonBon.” Said Lyra also bored, on her right hoof she has a bottle of booze covered in paper bag.
Right now in front of them a orange pony run pass them.
“Is that Carrot Top?” Said BonBon not amused watching her run.
“Eeyup.” Said Lyra taking another drink from her booze also looking at her run.
Now a big giant apple with sharp teeth roll pass them following Carrot Top.
“Is that a big apple with sharp teeth?” Said BonBon still not giving a buck.
“Eeyup.” Said Lyra taking another drink from her booze also looking at the apple roll.
Now the giant apple was devouring Carrot Top making a gory mess. Blood and guts could be seen sprayed on the park.
“Is that big apple devouring our friend?” Said BonBon definitely not giving a buck.
“Eeyup.” Said Lyra finding she is out of booze.
“Buck.” Said Lyra.
[Flash Back…end] ~ ♪
The horror, the horror is every were!
Those apples are not only attacking the cities…
They are pillaging.
Burning.
And raping everything in their paths.
“Well I don’t mind.” Said Berry Punch with a saucy look, she looks clearly drunk.
“Not now! Berry!” Said Twilight.
As I am writing this, those nasty apples are attacking the castle, we are the last survivors…
“They get in! They ge- ARRRG!” Said one of the guards now shopped in half by the bite of a big apple.
“Mages!” Said Twilight to some of the unicorns trying to use flame magic to try and stop the apple menace.
The princess' throne room…
“We are doomed!” Said Twilight entering the throne room with despair in her eyes.
“I know and that is why I am sending you to the origin of the apples, hopefully you will be able to find a way to stop it before it’s too late!” Said Celestia to Twilight.
“Wait? If you knew all this time why didn’t you do it earlier?” Asked Twilight.
“Mass Effect.” Said Celestia smiling sheepishly.
“What?” Said Twilight clearly lost.
“No time to explain… You like bananas?” Said Celestia with a magical banana on her right hoof.
“HAY NO!” Said Twilight only to find everything around her go black…
[Location… Laboratory of Dr. Weird South Ponyville] Present time…
Twilight awoke inside the laboratory of Dr. Weird, she feel a great pain all over her plot.
“I hate when she does that.” Said Twilight getting up and start to investigate a way to save everypony from the apple menace.
It took her a while but she found it.
“A-HA!” Said Twilight finding notes from Dr. Weird in case the apples turn evil.
“To stop this apple problem you must play the music Friday by Rebeca black to kill the genetically enhanced apples.” Said Twilight as she read.
“Well it doesn’t sound so bad.” Said Twilight now looking for the music disc only to find it locked inside a box that says hazard.
“This must be.” Said Twilight taking the disk and placing it on a cd player.
Minutes later…
“Friday, Fun, Friday, Fun, Friday.” The disk keeps playing that song from hell.
Twilight on the other hand she committed suicide, by taking out her eyeballs and punching her face with a gas canister to put herself out of her misery.
Everypony die… the end.
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