Gentlecolts… BEHOLD!

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Chapter 2
Ponyficator3000!
(The Ticket Master Ep)

[Location… Laboratory of Dr. Weird South Ponyville] New weather included…

On top of a crushed old castle where will rain from now on, there lies what looks like a castle but it’s actually the abandoned ‘Belle Isle Asylum’, now occupied as a secret laboratory by non-other than Doctor Weird along with his assistant Steve and the Hispanic janitor Javier.

“Gentlecolts…” Said Dr. Weird inside his lab.

“BEHOLD!” Now he lift his right arm pointing to what looks a metal garage door where he always presents his scientific creations.

“Mmm... Dr. Weird.” Said Steve to the doctor.

“Argggg! What is it now Steve! Don’t you see I am busy!?” Said very angry Dr. Weird to Steve.

“Why are you saying Gentlecolts? Is that even a word?” Asked Steve.

“Well… Since we are going to live here we need to talk the language of the locals. It's tradition!” Said Dr. Weird to Steve.

“Live here? Why?” Asked again Steve.

“Don’t you remember? My portal machine gun was destroyed!” Said Dr. Weird.

“I don’t remember...” Said Steve.

“Allow me to refresh your memory.” Said Dr. Weird.

[Flash Back…] ~ ♪

Pinkie Pie's party wagon come included with booze and vodka. Everypony inside the lab were drunk as fuck and having a good time. Hell you could even see Javier flirting with Twilight. While the doctor is molested by the Princesses.

Steve was only wearing underwear and playing with the portal-machinegun like it was some sort of guitar until he broke it.

“Woooo I am the king of the world bitch!” Said Steve going wild.

“I am a pony you silly.” Said Pinkie Pie.

“Shut the fuck up bitch, now give me some sugar!” Said Steve now kissing Pinkie Pie.

[Flash Back… end]~♪

As soon Steve remembered what happen, he went straight to one of the cabinets in the lab searching for more mind bleach just to find they are out of stock.

“We are out of mind bleach you fool!” Said Dr. Weird.

“Fine…” Said Steve knowing he won’t be able to sleep ever again with those memories haunting him.

“Good! Now as I say… BEHOLD!” The garage looking door starts to open.

“The Ponyficator 3000!” Behind said door there is a metal box filled with levers and buttons with an antenna on the top of it.

“Wow… What is it?” Asked Steve looking at the strange machine.

“This thing can turn anything into a pony! HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA!” Said Dr. Weird to Steve.

“Now stay still!” Said the Dr. starting to pull levers and push buttons.

The antenna of the strange thing started to glow with many different colors, like a rainbow. Then the antenna shots a rainbow to Steve, it makes the room glow… Once it was over where it used to be Steve, now lays a white earth-pony with orange mane and glasses.

“Wow. For the first time in history it didn’t hurt at all doc.” Said Steve looking at his new body.

“EXCELLENT! Now it’s my-” Was about to say something Dr. Weird only to see Javier getting out of the bathroom he got to clean again.

“Actually.” Said very wickedly Dr. Weird finding another promising target for his Ponyficator 3000. He pulled again some buttons and levers, making the machine now shot a rainbow to Javier.

“Pero que chingados!” Said Javier as he was engulfed in the rainbow.

Once it was over where it used to be Javier, now lays a light brown earth-pony with black mane. As soon as Javier watch his new body…

“Ya ni la chinga doctor! Ahora como espera que le limpie su cochinero!” Said a very angry Javier to Dr. Weird.

“HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It worked again! Now it’s my turn!” Said Dr. Weird pulling some buttons and levers of the machine again , making it shot another rainbow to him.

Once it was over where it used to be Dr. Weird, now lays a purple, yellow stripped unicorn, with white mane and a boner instead of a horn.

“It works! I am one hell of a genius! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!” Said Dr. Weird admiring his new body.

“Mmm… Dr. Weird.” Said Steve

“What is it now Steveee?” Said Dr. Weird to Steve.

“You have a boner in your head.” Said Steve.

“What! Of course it's a boner! Every unicorn has a boner on top of their heads!” Said Dr. Weird to Steve pointing the obvious.

“Mmm… They are supposed to be horns.” Said Steve.

“No! They are boners! You fuck!” Said Dr. Weird until… Twilight enter the lab.

“Hey doctor I am here to return the books you lend me and give you tickets to the gala… Why are you ponies? Is that a boner in your head doctor?” Said Twilight looking at them.

“Twilight my darling just in time! Will you come over here for a demonstration in a scientific experiment?” Said Dr. Weird to Twilight.

“Sure why not.” Say Twilight eager to help the doctor.

“Good! Now whatever you do don’t move!” Said Dr. Weird to Twilight who stay stand in front of him.

“What do you me- ah! <3” Twilight was interrupted by Dr. Weird using his hoofs to give a good shake to Twilight’s horn. He keeps at it for a while until…

“<3 Haaaaaaa! <3” Twilight not only came, her horn started to shot magical jizz.

“….” Steve's mind was blowned, leaving his mouth open wide.

Twilight let her body fall resting on the lab floor after such experience.

“HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAA! I knew it!” Said Dr. Weird with triumph.

“Now! Time to test one last thing!” Said Dr. Weird heading back to his Ponyficator 3000, starting to pull levers and buttons again, it shot another rainbow at him…

Once it was over Dr. Weird is still the same unicorn with a boner on his head, only that this time he has wing boners… literally…

“Who is your god now?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!” Said Dr. Weird flapping his boner wings only to be raptured by Molestia.

“DAMIT!!!!!!!!!” He screams as Molestia takes him away with her .

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