Rainbow dash awakes from a envy worthy sleep, her thoughts clouded by smoky remains of her past night’s dream.
She rolled out of bed and walked steady to drink some milk from her pony fridge. It was a rainbow. Because she was Rainbow dash.

She drank the milk slowly… it tasted good. No great. Only the best milk for rainbow dash – it tasted of apple babies… the finest apple babies.

She shut the door to her rainbow fridge that was by the way also a path way to Asguard. She fought alongside Thor, in that one movie “Thor 2” but you just didn’t see her she was flying so fast because she is rainbow dash.

Rainbow dash thinks to herself that she wants to see her friends, she likes her friends….REALLY likes her friends…. Like in a magical way. Because she is rainbow dash.

She puts on her pony shoes and heads out the door with her wings… the wings of angles the wings of demons, the wings of the almighty rainbow dash. But then she turns! She looks toward the rainbow fridge and shouts in the freckled voice of Morgan Freeman “My rainbow lucky charms!”

She chases at the speed of Rainbow dash light to the rainbow fridge only to find a fat Thor eating all of her cereal!
She growled and huffed in distain as she looked into fat Thor’s cute eyes and whispered.

“Pony porn”

Author's Note

Want more? Like Thor? Well okay you fat bitches strap on I mean In.. I mean both,Enjoy the the five dollar pony rides from me, Pedro, your trusty pony peddling sombrero sells-man.