Are we still in the sky?

Later, when time sped forward. Thor was gone and her life was as hollow as a pigs foot. Where was fat Thor to fill her life with meaning?

But then fate strolled out in front of her, A cereal bowl. Her cereal bowl. It had a picture of life on it. not the word – the actual picture of life.

Yeah, she’s a photographer too.

She took it herself – it was the one day she was filling in for superman and flew around the world better then him and turned the world all the way back to the 1940’s.

she bought a hat there.

She picked off the cereal bowl and wished with all her magical leprechaun pony might, for Thor to fart out some marshmallow ponies into her bowl.

She was about to break a sweat when it happened – the musical sound of beans… Ranch style to be precise… filled the air. Rainbow dash opened her eyes to see marshmallows.

Thanks Thor, Thanks Loki, Thanks Magical dancing chicken feet, thank you superman having gay thoughts about green lantern.

She threw the cereal bowl from her sight, it had no spork and it offended her rainbow dash eyes.

because she was Rainbow Dash.

She continued along the path, thinking of M&M’s when a cute little bunny crossed her path.

The Pony stopped mid-step and looked to the cute bunny in awe. It was like the home alone kid before he hit puberty and the word forgot about him. he was like march of the penguins but with less water and more fur. It was…it was dead.

With a mighty rainbow stomp the pony crushed the little bunny with a mighty kung fu rainbow chop. This made her want Chinese grass… rice? Chinese Ponies? Yes, Chinese ponies – she must gain their magic.

She looked to the dead bunny. Rainbow Dash did not like competition. Rainbow Dash was a champion. A bunny stomping champion.

And now it was just like march of the penguins.

She smiled and continued forward, starting a forest fire.
She shouted then “Pony Porn!”

Author's Note

If I go Crazy, will you still call me super man? or make me have really gay sex with green lantern? either one is okay. Now go my pretties and watch march of the penguins... bask in Morgan Freeman's voice which is also life. Allow Rainbow Dash to take a photo - she is really good with boring settings and turning them black and white. Like chair!
Tune in next time! or not... I dont really care.