The Eclectic Adventures of Pinkie Pie and the Walls of Fiction

Haruhi: She did it.

Don: What? Make a huge mess here for me to clean?

Haruhi: No...well yes, but no. She finished our story.

Leo: I thought she had to get Batman and Robin to become friends again.

Haruhi: I'm going down there to congratulate Pinkie.

Zeus: What are you 5 doing?

Haruhi,Mike,Don,Raph,Leo: OH SHIT.

Zeus: I am aware of your doings....It's fine. Honestly, as long as you're not setting whoopee cushions on people's chairs when they attend important meetings...

Mike and Raph: *snicker*

Zeus: ...then I don't care. You know what? I will narrate.

Haruhi: Wat.

Zeus: Haruhi, Take the portal this time. I don't want your nose blood everywhere.

Turtles: Pfft! HA HA!

Haruhi: ...

Zeus
-Time unknown-
Amazon rain forest

Haruhi arrived right next to Pinkie with a scowl on her face.

"Congratz, Pinkie."

"Oh boy! Am I glad to see you! Can I save my friend now?"

"You did well, Pinkie. The things you need will be waiting for you in your kitchen."

"YES!!! Wait, I didn't use the element of harmony...."

"Forget it, you finished the story. I know it."

Haruhi instant transmitted them over to Kitty who was buried in a crater.

"I would have gotten away with this if it weren't for that stupid pony." Those were Kitty's last words for Haruhi threw a boulder on her and that was the end of it.

"Let's go to the bat lair." Haruhi suggested, and without any objection, they were there and the place was empty.
Except for the police and news crew. Batman was being put into a police car with handcuffs on. He had a strange smile on his face that made his chin stick out. Robin was on a stretcher being pulled into a van that read CORONER on it.

Pinkie was confused, but Haruhi re-assured her that Pinkie fulfilled her end of the deal.

"I gotta go, Pinkie" Haruhi huffed.

"Okay! Thanks for everything!"

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Sugarcube corner.

Pinkie trotted up to sugarcube corner to find that the police were there. A large, black carriage in front read (In old Canterlot letters) PONYVILLE CARRIAGE CORONER SERVICE

Pinkie rushed over to her house without being seen. She hid beside the steps where she saw Mrs.Cake speaking to a police officer.

"Ma'am, have you seen this Mare? We suspect she could have been here at the time of death."

Mrs. Cake looked like she had been crying all day. She shook her head slowly as Pinkie slunk over to the window.

Pinkie couldn't open the window, so she got in using a small wormhole so as to not attract attention.

Pinkie saw what she needed. 7 dragon-balls, and some power stars.

Pinkie didn't know how to use them, so she beat Rainbow dash with them until she got a response. Sure enough, she did. Rainbow coughed up congealed blood and a candy wrapper and started to breathe again for the first time in a week.

"GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAA.....haa.......DEAR CELESTIA!" Dash screamed.

"DASHIE!" Pinkie cried and jumped over to embrace her now living friend. She cried tears of joy and couldn't help but nuzzle Dash's face.

Then the door burst open.

"FREEZE!"

Everyone saw Pinkie and Dash cuddled in a corner, all guns aimed at the smiling pink mare who had been through everything and back.

"What the hell just happened?" Dash asked as Pinkie was thrown in jail for conspiracy and attempted murder.

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Haruhi:......

Leo: ...

Mich: Wat.

Zeus: Now stop fooling around.

Don: We only worked really hard to AVOID this kind of ending.

Zeus: Come again?

Don: Nothing, sir.

Zeus: The story wasn't even entertaining.

Raph: ...

Zeus: Farewell

Haruhi: ...why

APPENDIX

Twilight Sparkle:

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned that Spike can fit a whole book in his nose! If you put you mind to something, and try your best and avoid collapsing your sinuses, you can do anything. I also learned that if Rose has enough butter, she can.....
nevermind, Princess.

~Your faithful Student, Twilight Sparkle.

P.S. Help me, Twilight is crazy and she drank a gallon of cider. Send help

-Spike

P.P.S. I didn't want this book in my nose.