The Eclectic Adventures of Pinkie Pie and the Walls of Fiction

It was nighttime at the bat lair, and Batman's team had returned and watched Batman hand Robin his ass. Batman was pulling some street fighter on Robin for what he'd done.
Batman's team was cheering him on.
His fists plowed into Robin's face rapidly. It was safe to say that when his left fist wasn't on Robin's face, his right one was, and vice-versa. After 2 minutes of straight punching, Batman headbutt Robin in the ear.

"Flawless Victory." Someone in the crowed stated as Robin fell to the floor.

Batman raised his hands in the air and whooped "YEAH!"

That's when Batman's last wall burst open. Kool Aid man?

No. Pinkie Pie. She drove through the wall with perfect timing and dove out of the car, 'cause it was going WAY to fast to stop it. Johnny had been dropped off in California 7 minutes prior.

"Batman! None of this is Robin's fault! He's innocent!"

"He killed Cosmo and Wanda." Batman said quickly and mad. "I saw him"

"Fairies don't die from shotguns, silly!" Timmy Turner spoke up in the background.
"Cosmo! Wanda!" At first there was no response, but then the whole room heard Cosmo confirming he was okay.

"Well...." Pinkie started, "Robin is completely innocent. As Innocent as a cricket! Well, I don't find them to innocent after that one night but anyways, there was this evil little Kitten named Hello Kitty! She tried to stop your friendship. I dunno why, but she DID, and I stopped her. "

Batman looked at Pinkie....then to Robin's unmoving body on the floor....then to Pinkie.....then back to Robin....then back over to the Pink mare....then back to the carcass. "Okay. All is forgiven. Next time Robin won't be so lucky."

"Whew! Oh good! I-"

"FUS RO DAH!"

Pinkie was flung about 12 feet to her left. As she hit the ground, she turned to her right and saw something that almost stopped her candied heart.
Hello Kitty.

She was still in her Avatar-State-Super-Saiyan-4 form.

"Thought you got rid of me?" She asked with a smirk....well, Kitty smirk.

Pinkie replied in a nod.

"You didn't think it would be that easy, did you?" Kitty asked.

"Ya know.." Pinkie started "..for a second there....yeah, I did."

No one could quite understand what was going on fully, but it didn't matter. By the time someone was about to ask what the heck was going on, Pinkie had totally destroyed the 3rd and 4th wall by reaching into her mane and pulling out a blue light saber. It illuminated the whole area, making everything around Pinkie blue, because it was dark out.

Everyone was astonished. Except Kitty, who's Avatar-State-Super-Sayan-4 aura light dimmed a bit. Kitty used her Avatar powers to break the 3rd and 4th wall also, only not as subtly as Pinkie did. She simply pulled her own saber out of thin air with the sound of fabric tearing.

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Leo: Raph, you may want to narrate for the fight.

Raph: Damn right I do!

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Raph:
-time unknown- 1/11/12
Bat lair

Pinkie stood up as things got tense. All eyes were on Pinkie and Kitty. Kitty activated her light saber and it was ruby red. The two light sabers' colors made purple between them. Pinkie was ready to make the first move, and she did. She launched a downward slash toward Kitty's head, but she dodged it with a simple side step, and countered it with a heavy kick to the gut. The kick was so hard Pinkie was popped up in the air for a bit, and Kitty (using her Earth-bending) raised parts of the Earth to juggle Pinkie in the air. Pinkie remained airborne until Kitty got in a good position to end the fight quick with a swift slash with the saber. Acting fast, Pinkie deflected the strike with her light saber and landed right back on her feet...er...hooves.

Kitty and Pinkie went at it for a good 5 minutes as everyone watched in awe. Every-time the sabers smashed each-other, the area shined purple and small sparks flew.

Finally, That Kitty had enough. She used her fire bending to star a small fire under Pinkie's hoof. She got the reaction she hoped for (Pinkie to jump up and down in pain) and took full advantage by knocking her off balance. It must be hard for ponies to stand upright. Kitty then knocked homegirl on the head with the hard end of the light saber. She was out cold.

"Pinkie." A familiar voice echoed in Pinkie's head.

"Pinkie!"

Pinkie awoke to nothing but pure white. She was in nothing. Just blank space. Sounds boring. Anyway, she heard laughing that sounded just like her's.

"Who is that?" She asked out loud.

"SURPRISE!" Pinkie was shocked and she let out a cry. There was another white horse that looked like the spittin' image of Pinkie, only her hair was blonde and she had wings and white fur. She was like an angel version of Pinkie or something.

"Who are you?" Pinkie asked, breathing heavy-like.

"I already toldja!" The white Pinkie said. "Surprise! I'm Surprise! The concept character you were based off of!"

"Oh! Cool!" Pinkie bounced as if she knew what Surprise was talking about. "I was supposed to be a pegasus! Sweet!

"Yeah! Pretty neat, huh? Okay, let's make this quick. You're only going to be unconscious for a second."

"Unconscious?"

"Anyway, I realized you cannot use instant transmission anymore."

"Yeah....bummer. It's really REALLY helped me out!"

"I know! HEY! You know what? How's about I teach you how to open up some wormholes?"

Pinkie then started to laugh "Why would I want to dig up worm holes?"

"Ha ha ha! No silly! Not THOSE worm holes. I mean 4-dimentional rifts in quantum foam by distortion of the space time rift which provides a form of superluminal travel through spacetime at any given moment in time."

"Come again?"

"A shortcut!"

"Goody! I love shortcuts! I love them more than TALLcuts even though I've never seen a tallcut before ever ever ever in my life."

"Then lets get started! Put your hoof out infront of you."

Pinkie did what the white horse told her to.

"Now pretend your waxing a car."

Pinkie moved her and in circles.

"No wax on."

Pinkie circled her han- ...hoof in the other direction

"wax off"

Pinkie changed direction again.

"Wax on......wax off.....wax on...... wax off......"

*30 minutes later*

Pinkie was still moving her hoof around in circles while Surprise had found herself a lawn chair, a sun hat, a parasol, and sunglasses. She was livin' it up.

"Ummm Surprise?"

"That doesn't sound like waxing a car..."

"That's the thing.....why do I know what a car is and how to wax it?"

Surprise raised her shades at Pinkie and gave her a mean look. Pinkie continued waxing the air.

After 45 more minutes, Pinkie gave up.

"Surprise, I wanna make a wormhole now. Why was I waxing an air car?"

"Oh. I wanted to stare at your amazing flank."

"Wat."

"I'm kidding silly! Wax on!"

"No. I'm not going to-"

Surprise's voice turned slightly demonic.

"WAX ON!"

Pinkie moved her hand in a circle again when Surprise high-fived her.

"Now wax off." Surprise said, smiling.

Pinkie moved her hand in the other direction when suddenly a big ball of.....uh....

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Mich: Don, how's about you narrate. I don't understand this crap.

Don: If I must.

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Don:
-time unknown-
-area unknown-

Pinkie motioned her hand counterclockwise when a sphere of warped reality materialized behind Surprise.

"Wax on." Surprise commanded

Pinkie obeyed gleefully knowing her bide had paid off.

Suddenly, another sphere of warped reality appeared In front of Pinkie. Pinkie glared at it and saw Surprise's rump and her own face as if it were all through a fish lens camera. She cocked her head to the side to see past the sphere to look at the other one.

"Hooray! You made a wormhole, Pinkie!"

Surprise demonstrated it's usage by trotting through Pinkie's first sphere and came out of the second.

"By waxing on, you created the destination you were thinking of. The exit mouth of the worm hole. By waxing off, you opened it's entrance mouth."

"....sorry for thinking about your flank."

"I made you think about it, silly filly! That's why I made that joke earlier. I didn't want you to open a portal in a volcano!"

"That's TOTALLY what I was thinking of!"

"You see? The wormhole method is WAY more effective than your silly old 'instant transmission' and you don't need protection from the Novikov self-consistency principle and won't corrupt your astronomical agency. It would take you 8 years to hit Pluto if you used Instant transmit. Wormholes just bring you there with no delay. Now if you wanna go forward in time, all you gotta do is remember this simple equation: ds^2=-c^2dt^2+dl^2=(k^k^2+l^2) (d-"

"MAAKIT STOP!" Pinkie exclaimed. "Please!"

"Oh....okay. See ya some other time then?"

"Okay...."

"Love ya Pinkie! Bye!" Surprise gave her pink companion a nuzzle.

Just then, Pinkie regained consciousness to find that Kitty was in striking position with her light saber.
Pinkie rolled away and dove forward toward Kitty. Kitty was about to slash her in half when Pinkie (In mid air) waved her hands in opposing directions and created a wormhole and tackled Kitty into it..

Pinkie and kitty were now both in France where they landed on a cardboard box. Pinkie was first to stand up and she instantly withdrew her light saber and began to attack. Kitty tried to comprehend what was going on as she fiddled for the switch on her saber. Before she could do anything, Kitty was given a kick in the chest, followed by a punch to the face and a huge uppercut that sent kitty flying.

Pinkie opened up another wormhole right below Kitty and opened it's exit elsewhere. When Kitty fell through, Pinkie got a great idea.

Pinkie grabbed the worm hole opening and completely dismantled the 3rd wall by shaping the hole into a zipper. She then jumped in and zipped up the entrance. Pinkie found herself on Pluto with Kitty trying to recover from her attack. To no avail, Pinkie leapt into the air and jumped onto Kitty's back, sliding around on Pluto's slippery and immensely cold surface. Together they slid down a mountain and were approaching a rock ramp. Pinkie eyeballed the galaxy around her and picked a destination. She then swirled her hand and opened a wormhole somewhere. Kitty screamed inaudibly in agony as they zoomed down the mountain.

Pinkie grabbed Kitty's ears and steered Kitty toward the ramp. Pinkie opened a portal 13 feet away from the ramp.
It would be a while before they actually reached it, so Pinkie admired the purple rocks and could see all the trillions of stars and another galaxy in the distance.

They were nearing the ramp so Pinkie stood on her hind legs. When they flew off the ramp, Pinkie jumped off of Kitty and drop-kicked her into the wormhole. Pinkie quickly launched herself forward and dove into the wormhole.

Pinkie and Kitty were now in an Asteroid belt. Kitty was catching her breath and wiping blood off her face as she floated about. When Pinkie came though, she landed on and asteroid and kicked it over to Kitty. Pinkie wasted no time in making another wormhole, so she grabbed kitty and made a new one.

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Pinkie: WEEEE!!!!!!

Kitty: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Leo: Whoa!

Haruhi: There goes the 5th wall.

Don: Astonishing!

Raph: WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?!

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After all that, the two ended up in the middle of no where in space. There isn't any sound in space, however, now Kitty and Pinkie could her an extremely loud roar. The sound could probably be described as a very very low hum. Pinkie looked to her left to see a super-massive black hole eating a star. Kitty was afraid and Pinkie knew it. Pinkie lunged at her and punched her furiously and repetitively. The two hurtled toward the event horizon of the black hole. Just before the two could be spagettified, (Real term, by the way) Pinkie sent them both to the Amazon rainforest.

It was dim out and the sound of the animals and rain was abundant. Rain water went up to Pinkie's chest while on all fours and the only light was the light shining off the water reflected from the moon.

Kitty was floating lifelessly on the water.

Pinkie swam-trotted away when:

"P-Pinkie.....please...give me some of your energy."

"What?"

"give me your energy..."

"Okay....but I'll only give you enough to find food here. You'll have to do the rest on your own."

Pinkie donated a fraction of her energy and gave it to Kitty and finally walked away.

"I'm the strongest....I'm the AVATAR!"

Pinkie got agitated and kept walking. She walked on for about a mile when she felt immense energy behind her.
It was a kamehameha wave soaring through the water and trees.

Pinkie looked back casually then turned around very furiously. Her hair went straight and her coat turned dark. Pinkie cocked her head back and screamed.

"YOU FOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!" And a laser of pure dark energy burst out from her mouth. It shot back and blew everything in that direction to smithereens.
Pinkie's hair popped back to normal as she continued walking.

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