Soarin and Spitfire have been dating for a few years and though they are very comfortable around each other, Soarin always tenses up when sex is brought into the conversation. Unknown to Spitfire, her boyfriend is actually a virgin who only gets practice on his own personal toys. So when Soarin accidentally tells Spitfire they'll rut each other very soon, Soarin loses his cool and resorts to talking to himself in the mirror to encourage himself.

It goes as well as one would expect.

Editors/pre-readers- The Abyss, Sorren, Rainbowbob, Pearple Prose, SolidFire, and Skeeter The Lurker