Discovery

"Oh my goodness! I thought this spell only worked on jewels!"

This is what I heard when I began to regain consciousness. Shit, I probably knocked out during that run, I thought to my self. When I finally opened my eyes I came face to face with a white unicorn with purple hair, go figure. As any logical human being my first reaction was this.

"Oh my god where the hell am I?! And who and what the hell are you!? Wait you're Rarity from that one show called My Little Pony! You're actually fucking real!"

And with that Rarity let out a weak sigh and fainted flat on her face. I just stared at her for a good ten minutes trying to take in all the excitement that occurred in the past short moments.

"Ok Michael keep it together," I said to myself, "You just blacked out and ended up in the pony land that you're so obsessed with, not a big deal at all."

My self comforting was abruptly interrupted however when I heard a cry of despair.

"Help! Our friend can't swim!"

Holy frijoles! That sounded like the Cutie Mark Crusaders! Totally forgetting that nobody, or nopony in this case, has ever seen me before and that I might freak them out, especially little fillies, I rushed to the rescue. As I got closer to the sounds of the screaming I saw a lake up ahead and something splashing in the middle of it. Oblivious to the consequences I jumped in to do my duty. As I got closer I could tell it was Sweetie Belle! Anyway as I got into her visual range she started to shriek frantically.

"Ahhh! Lake Monster! Help!"

Realizing what must be going through her head I swam up beside her and tried to comfort her, which was a huge mistake on my part.

"Don't worry I'm just here to help you!" I said as a rested my hand on her soft little head.

"Get away from me!" she exclaimed as she splashed around.

"I'm just trying to get you out you little shmuck!"

And with that being said, I got a horn up the nose and a rear hoof in the gut, which knocked the wind out of me. In a state of magical adrenaline, Sweetie Belle was able to teleport herself to the shore as I began to sink to the bottom of the lake. Well I'm sure never going to forget this little trip to Equestria.