Discovery

I'm in Equestria, its real. I don't fucking believe it but it's actually real. It's funny how drowning in a lake can calm a man. I was actually taking on what had occurred in the past hour. I went from going on a shit run to coming face to face with Rarity and then was abused by a member of the CMC, and now I am sinking to the bottom of a lake. The next sequence of events happened rather quickly, all of a sudden my body was immersed in a glowing purple energy and then the next thing I knew I was out of the water and dumped on the shore gasping for breath.

As I regained oxygen, I realized that I had an audience, the Mane Six up close and in personal.

"What in tarnation is that Twi?" puzzled an orange earth pony who was obviously Applejack.

"I have no idea," stated Twilight, "I didn't even know a species like this existed."

Okay so they obviously have no idea what a human is, now for the big decision, should I tell them about the My Little Pony show and all the merchandise and art and worst of all, the bronies! Okay I kept it a secret at home so that means I can definitely do it here, but wait. This could be a perfect opportunity to show my true colors, show someone er, somepony who I truly am!

Nah.

Okay here goes, but wait I called Rarity by name! As I looked over at her she was slumped over the yellow pegasus Fluttershy and was still knocked out. Eh even if she remembers they won't believe her. Okay now its go time.

"Woah, where am I and who are you?" I asked in my best confused voice.

"Holy hay bales it talks!" shouted the spunky multi-colored Pegasus. Ah Rainbow dash, always so subtle.

"Well you're in Equestria, just outside the town of Ponyville, and what exactly are you mister?" questioned the logically minded Twilight.

"Oh well you see I'm a..." I started before I was interrupted by a pink ball of energy.

"OMYHOSH YOUR SOMEPONY I DONT KNOW WELL YOU KNOW ME NOW IM PINKIE PIE AND I LOVE THROWING PARTIES FOR KNEW PONIES AND THINGS LIKE YOU, GASP! I KNOW ILL THROW A PARTY FOR YOU!"

Its a good thing I watch the show because if I didn't Pinkie would have scared the shit out of me. Now instead of being intimidated by her I decided to in a contex fight fire with fire. I took a deep breath and gave my best Pinkie impersonation.

"HOLEY MOLE YOU'RE RIGHT! A PARTY IS AN AWESOME IDEA, BUT MAKE SURE IT HAS BALLOONS AND STREAMERS AND CAKE, OMYGOSH IM SO EXCITED I CAN'T WAIT." Whew, I have no idea how Pinkie is able to blurt out those ridiculously long run on sentences, I was nearly out of breath. Now Pinkies reaction was quite interesting, at first she just stood there in awe, then a gigantic smile spread across her face, she gave me a quick tight hug then dashed away singing about lollipops and cupcakes or something like that. After all that action I finally managed to get on my feet. As I stood, the audience I had was forced to bend their necks back at me in order to get a good look. Now I stand an average 6'0. I concluded that an average pony was about 4 feet tall.

"Well I suppose you should come back to Ponyville with us," Twilight said, "I have to notify the Princess you're here, plus I have a few questions for you."

Yeah a few questions, that's hilarious.

"Sounds good to me," I responded. We were just starting to leave when I was stopped by a certain trio of Phillies.

"Sorry for hurting you mister" apologized a very embarrassed Sweetie Belle.

"Aw no harm done," I lied "Just be sure to keep your horn to yourself."

She blushed at this, and I decided to make my exit and to carry on to my still developing adventure.