Applejack is bullied by a rival rancher, and Pinkie Pie tries to cheer her up with a night on the town! And of course, Applejack accepts, having no doubt that she can be cheered up by Pinkie Pie. But when they head to a tavern, it takes an unexpected turn. But after finding out what happened, Spike gets a bit nervous…

Meanwhile, in the distant future - five hundred years to be exact - the Elements of Harmony are all but a legend. Until, of course, an archaeologist named Smarty Tarty discovers the (rather vulgar) diary of one, and what appears to be the journal of a friend of the Element of Magic.

NOTES: This is a first-person narrative that is from Pinkie Pie and Spike's point of view, and switches to the third person point of view. Also, rated mature for inappropriate content in the future.