tale's of a elder god

As soon as she made that face i held my calm composure four about 10 seconds before a broke out laughing as soon as that was over she did not look happy

what was that for.twilight said angrily

the look on your face when u heard my age was perfect i haven't laughed  like that in a long time thanks. i said with a slight chuckle at the end

thank u. she said warily

but it dose not excuse what u did. she said with a miffed tone

well i'm sorry then. i said

so the only reason u came here was because u were on your way to canterlot u just   decided to come here because u had some extra time. she said

yep that exactly what it is. i said

before either of us could say another word a voice sounded from upstairs

twilight are up yet. said a sleepy looking lizard of some kind

yes im up spike.she said

whoa whos that.the small lizard now know as spike said

well this is actually i never caught your name. she said

well my name is escalon .i said

well that's a weird name . he said

spike!.twilight said a little loud

no its ok it is a little weird now that i think about it so no harm done but not to sound rude but what are u .i said questioningly

im a mighty fire breathing dragon. he said puffing up his chest and letting out a small torrent of flames

thats cool well thank u for the conversation and the coffee see u later.i said getting up and heading to the door

oh well thank u for visiting dont be a stranger come back some time. she said

as i walk for the door out of the corner of my eye i looked out the window to see the street filled with ponies.

on second thought i think ill teleport out i dont want to draw a crowd. said out loud

before either of them could say anything i teleported to the spot i made camp this morning

if i had to guess it  around 8:30 ish so i got awhile to to travel this time ime gonna fly. i said out loud taking to the sky

6 HOURS LATER

i was close enough to the city to were i could see the whole thing for a race of creatures that dont have hands it pretty dam good looking i landed about 10 minutes out side the place figured that it might look weird for me to fly over the wall.

i walked for about five minutes before i could see the fact that they had check point i thought to my self no problem as i walk to the wall making sure no one is looking be for i make my self invisible and phase shift through the wall i come out in what looks like a alley way i love being a god i almost brought down my invisibility then i remember those fillies saying that all the alicorns they know of are royalty not realy wanting to cause a commotion i keep it up and jump to the roof above

ok so were to go. i say to myself

i revert to my human form wall keeping the invisibility up before i could figure out what to do next my stomach says it for me

ok im hungry i look around i spot a pastrie stand i us my powers tap him on the back of his head and while he is turned around

a shoot a lighting tether on a few pastries and pull them up to me before any one can notice i spend the next few minutes sitting there eating my food i bite in to one but this one in stead of have a nice fruity center like all the others no this one had fucking hay at the center it was gross as shit so naturally a burned it to a crisp on the spot after that i made sure that none of the other had that kind of center then i set of to the castle

it took me about 15 minute to get there

i hop over one of the fences and land in one of the gardens there are three paths leading so i go

iny miny miny oh fuck it . i say out loud as i go down the middle path.

i walk down the path for about 8 minutes i wonder to myself where the guards are then i hear the one thing that every being that has fought some thing evil can recognize the laugh so at a slow sprint i head in the the direction i heard the laugh i approach what looks like a big ass door that as been blown in with a crap-ton of unconscious guards  out front i think to my self that answers were all the guards are.

walk in to the room to see what looks like a bug pony surrounded by smaller one of its species with what looks like three alicorns one pink with a mane that has white pink and purple in it another one that is white with a mono color mane  and the last one is a dark blue alicorn with a mane that looks like its made of stars and the last creature is one i would have never guessed it was a chaos dragon i thought that they went extinct in the early years of the war it was bending over holding its limp arm i uncloak and bring my finger to my lips to tell them to be quite i use my powers to dawn juggernaut armor which which make u look hulked out in massive grey spiky armor

and charge them wall the big one is still monolingual

and then i use my powers to play this catching them off guard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJGST0XNAIg

they couldnt react in time before i crash in to them scattering them around the room before they could get up i did a energy pulse sending them every which way out all the windows i stopped the song and turned around to look at them the alicorns look at me with shocked faces the chaos dragon looks like hes gonna wet himself.