A Genie?... God, Why a Genie???

Today was a good day. Well, it did not start as a good day, but it is now

Discord had stolen the elements of harmony and turned Twilight's friends to the opposite of their persona's. Lucky for Twilight, she could give them their memories back, and find the elements, and they defeated Discord. They all got a ceremony and it was nice to be seen as heroes. But it was not necessary for Twilight to be famous. The gossip that ponies did when there was someone famous, was enormous in Canterlot. Lucky for her, in Ponyville they did not see them as heroes. It was now a few hours after the ceremony and they were still in Canterlot, speaking to the princess how they had beaten Discord

''And then we went, KABOEM, and Discord got a taste of the rainbow.'' Rainbow Dash was telling proud how they defeated Discord.

Celestia was happy that everything was solved and that Discord was back in stone. But there was something.... off about the elements. It looked like Discord did something to them. But they still worked, so there was nothing to worry about.

As soon as Rainbow wanted to speak again, a voice could be heard.

''Hehehehe, it was a nice fight indeed.'' the voice of Discord spoke

Celestia immediately jumped and stood in a fighting stance. She would not let her ponies get any harm.

''Were are you, Discord?'' Celestia said to him while the main six quickly put on their elements

''Oh Celestia, you should know where I am. I'm in stone and cannot escape. I just wanted to compliment you on your victory. You see, when something is changed into stone, It takes about a day before the mind is also trapped. So I just wanted to say goodbye.''

Celestia did not seemed to be convinced and still stood in a battle stand.

''Oh, I know that you don't like me. And that's why I have a surprise. the only thing you need to say is: genie come out. The rest will show then.''

''Is this some kind of trick?!'' Celestia said angrily.

''Why would you think that, Celestia? No I just want to give you all a gift for defeating me. I honor my enemy's if they won. well, I will be going now, because my mind is getting weaker, so until next time, Celestia.'' Discord said before his voice disappeared.

A long silence happened before Twilight spoke up.

''Princess, do you think we need to say the trigger sentence?'' Twilight asked Celestia. Even though Twilight thinks Discord is evil, She was very curious about what would happen if they would say it.

Celestia thought for a moment. This can go wrong on so many ways. However, thousand years ago discord did the same, but then when Celestia came in the castle, there was a mirror made by Discord that would let you travel to another dimension. And she was also curious about what Discord did.

''Alright, my little ponies, use the trigger sentence''

I just began reading another book. You see, I was a fast reader. A VERY fast reader. In 4 hours, I had read a book with almost 500 pages. I just started with his next book, when he felt a pulling sensation. I felt the sensation becoming bigger and bigger. Then suddenly a lot of smoke started to appear around me. It started slowly, but it became more and more in mere seconds. Then the smoke pulled me to the door. I can only say, that I was scared. But I also knew that I was getting summoned. The smoke was getting more and more and it was becoming hard to breathe. Then I became really angry. Angry at Discord for tricking me. When I'm out, I will kill him

Then suddenly the door slammed open and a light flash of bright could be seen. Then the smoke started to become thick and I started to cough, when suddenly the smoke disappeared and I could see another room. I then realized: I'm out of the element! And now I am gonna kick Discords ass.

''Okay where is that motherfucker Discord!'' I said in anger to myself. ''I will kill him for tricking me like this!'' I then heard some people scream behind me. I turned around, expecting to see the humans who summoned me. Only for me realize that there were no persons. There were horses. Multicolored horses. Who can TALK! There was one big horse, and 6 smaller ones who were looking at me with a mix of fear and curiosity. Oh you asshole! Not only did Discord send me to another dimension, it seemed that in this dimension, ponies were the dominant species. And looking at them, they had never seen a human before. Otherwise, they would not freak out this much.

''Well, isn't this great?'' I started to say angrily.'' Discord did not only change me into a friking genie, he also transported me to a world with multicolored horses! I swear, if I get my hands on that guy, I will rip out his organs and show them to him!''  This was not the best thing to say, as I saw those smaller horses become pale after I said it. Then the bigger horse then decided to step forward.

''What are you and why are you here?!'' The horse asked me. ''And would you please refrain from using that kind of language?!'' And me, being the asshole I am, and because she was so demanding, HAD to not listen to her demand

''Well well, straight to the point. I like you, sunbutt.'' And of course, the ponies behind her all gasped at what I said. Must be a important horse. But before someone could speak up, I started to speak again. ''and to answer your questions, one: I was a human, now I'm a genie, and for two: I am here because that asshole Discord tricked me.'' I snapped my fingers and summoned a chair for me to sit on. I sat down in the chair.

''To make a long story short: I came home, Discord messed up my TV, and said that he could give me all the power I desired. And of course, me being stupid, I agreed and he changed me into a genie and send me to this universe. And now I need to fulfill wishes for the bearers of the elements, or something like that. And I guess you don't have a spell for sending me back?'' I said nonchalant

Celestia looked at me for about half a minute before speaking

''I do have a spell for sending you back.'' Celestia said

I cannot believe my ears. She HAS a spell for sending me back. Thank god, at lest I can go back now. ''Really, o thank god. I can finally get home and then I will...''

''But I will not use the spell''

A moment of silence

''What?'' Why is she being difficult now?

''I have done a quick memory read spell, and I have seen-''

''Wait, what! You used a memory spell on me? Who gave you permission? You are lucky that my powers still have to regenerate, as the book called it, or otherwise I would make sure that you could not read my memory.'' my god, who does she think she is?

''I am princess Celestia, ruler of Equestria!''

''Isn't this great, now she can read minds to! Wait one moment.''  I snapped my fingers and a small light flash came from my hand, and my mind was my own again. ''So, I set up a barricade to make sure no one enters my thoughts or memories. But now back to the matter at hand-''

''Don't ya mean hoof?'' one of the little horses with a cowboy had asked me

''Hand hoof, I don't care! I want to know why your horse princess won't send me back.'' The last of the sentence I spoke to Celestia

''We are ponies.'' Celesta said

''Whatever.''

''Like I was saying before I got interrupted,'' Celestia said before giving me a nasty glare.''I have seen your memories and I saw that you did some very..... mean things to your fellow humans.''

''Name one!''

''Wanting to pull some random person at the side of the road, to make him angry.'' fuck

''Well, that was just one time!''

''One of the many times, and you know it.'' Celestia said to me. Okay, now I'm getting angry. She does not want to send me back because I did some harmless pranks?

''So I think you can use a lesson.''

''WHAT!!!''

''You will fulfill the wishes of the bearers of the elements, until I decide that I will send you back''

"I don't think that is necessarily, I think that-''

''Twilight, can you please wish him into the element again. And I suggest that from now on you wear your elements, because then you can summon the genie for every wish.''

''Awhh, this is going to be awesome. A own genie!'' the rainbow colored pony, (or Pegasus, seeing that she had wings) said

''Hey!'' I yelled to her.'' I am not a possession!''

''But twilight, can you please wish him into his sanctuary again?'' Celestia asked

''Of course, princess.''

''No, don't you dare!'' I said while pointing with my finger to her

''I wish-''

''No, stop it!''

-that you are-

''Just send me back to my own universe!''

-back in your sanctuary.''

I looked at my legs and saw that were my legs used to be, was now a tail that was attached to the crown thingy. I then felt a pulling sensation that was pulling me to the crown. I quickly hold on to the table that stood close to me.

''NO, I WANT TO GET HOME!'' I yelled before I was sucked into the crown. I opened my eyes again to see me standing in the same room as earlier.

''FUCK!!!''

They all watched when the genie was send into the crown again. And Twilight smiled at this. No one insults the princess and gets away with it.

''....Twilight?''

''Hm, o, i'm sorry, what?''

''Do you think you can handle this genie, Twilight?'' Celestia asked

Twilight thought about this for a moment. he could give trouble. Then again, he had to fulfill their wishes, so they could easily contain him. What could go wrong?

''Yes, I think we can handle this, right girls?''

''Right'' they all said in union.