seeing.... Ponyville? Serious now, what's it called?..... are you serious?

The ponies were on the train back to Ponyville while wearing there elements.

''Now we can wish for everything!'' Rainbow said to the others. ''I am gonna wish that I become captain of the wonderbolts.'' Rainbow said before looking to no point in particularly with dreaming eyes.

''Ohh, and i'm gonna wish that I get a lot of new gems for my dresses.'' Rarity said

''And I will-''

''Girls, I don't think that it is smart to wish those things right now.'' Twilight said. ''From what I have heard from genies, they can be very tricky and on purpose misunderstand your wishes, and they give you something that you don't want to have. I think that we first need to wish some smaller things before starting with big wishes.''

''Like something to drink?'' Pinkie asked

''Yes, that will be a good wish.''

''Because I'm very thirsty right now.'' Pinkie added

''Then conjure him. There are no other ponies in the train, so go ahead. Just expect him to be angry'' Twilight said to Pinkie

Pinkie looked at her element and said the sentence:

''Genie, come out''

Suddenly there was a light flash and Kevin stood there, dressed in some kind of artist robes while looking at a piece of paper he was holding.

''No no no, the curtains have to be black, otherwise it will not go with the carpet.'' He looked around him and saw that he was no longer in his room. He then noticed the ponies looking at him.

Switching over to perspective of Kevin

''Oh, hello masters. As you can see , I was busy redecorating my new house.'' I said before letting the piece of paper disappear. Man, I loved my powers. Lets just change back into normal clothes. I conjured magic glitterstuff (that's how I call it) that was circling around my body, and changed me into the clothes I as a genie. These clothes are not my kind of clothes, but this was the dress code for a genie when fulfilling wishes. When I was done, I started talking

''You know, I can't wait till it is finished. It will look FABULOUS!'' I then realized what I said. ''I mean, uhh, it will look nice.''  said while trying to come over as nonchalant as I could. I may be in a land of colorful ponies, I still need to protect my manliness. I then noticed that they looked at me like I was some kind of weirdo. Maybe I am

''Uhh, is something wrong?''

''Aren't you angry'' the purple unicorn asked (bydeway, I don't think that there is a girlish-er sentence than that)

''O, I was angry, and still am angry at your princess. But I am not gonna freak out about this and become such a mean guy. Like my mother told me, if something happens that you don't like, don't become all angry about it. Just let it slide. But do you have a wish or anything like that?''

''Yes, I do, I do!'' the pink pony said while bouncing up and down. Did she have to much sugar or anything like that? My god, what a energy.

''Alright, but before you start, I need to tell to you all that there are a few wishes that I cannot do. That is just beyond my power, or against the rules.''

''Rules?'' the lavender colored unicorn asked me

''I summoned the book that I read when I arrived in the element. ''Yes, this book goes into detail.'' I said before levitating the book to the purple unicorn.

''It's basically four rules,'' I began ''the first rule is, I can't kill someone.'' I said while slicing open my throat with my index finger and my head fell on the floor looking at the ponies before saying: ''I can't do it.'' with made sure that all six were screaming. Hey, don't look at me like that. It was funny. I picked up my head and putted it back on my body, before spinning it hard and letting him stand normal again.

''Second, I can't make someone fall in love with you.'' At the end I summoned up a big heart that I let explode in multiple smaller hearts before those smaller hearts disappeared.

''Third, I can't bring someone back from the dead.'' I said before summoning more glitterstuff from my hand palms and shot it to the ground, making some pony appear were the ears fell of and blood was coming from his mouth. ''Its not a pretty sight, AND I WON'T DO IT!'' After that I made the pony disappear with my glitterstuff.

''And last but not least, I can't fulfill any wishes that change my way of life for good.''

''Huh, what do you mean with that?'' A white unicorn asked me

''Well, for instance, if I would listen to a kind of music that you don't like, then you can't wish that I never listen to that music again. You CAN wish, however, that I will not listen to that music on that moment, but not that I will listen to it again.''

''And now that you know what the rules are, you had a wish, go ahead.''

''I wish that I had something to drink.'' the pink pony said.

Is this serious? I can do everything with my magic, and she wants a drink? Okay! Wait, she did not say what she want to drink.

''And what did you want to drink, master.'' I asked her

''Lemonade is good. And my name is Pinkie Pie, not master, you silly.'' You've got to be kidding me. She is called Pinkie Pie? For real? Later you are going to tell me that the one with the rainbow colored hair is called rainbow! I snapped my fingers and conjured a little cloud. I then made a glass appear, and I let the the cloud rain lemonade in the glass, and then I gave the glass to Pinkie.

''Here you go.''

''YAY!'' pinkie said before accepting the glass. My god, is there anything more cute than that...... did I seriously thought that, what is wrong with me?

''Does anybody else want some lemonade?'' I asked the rest of them

''No, thank you, I'm good.''

''Me two.''

''And you three?'' I asked the the Twilight and the white unicorn and the rainbow colored one.

''We don't need anything, thank you.'' Twilight said. I shrugged and summoned a glass for me.

''Suit yourself.'' I said before letting it rain lemonade in my glass. When my glass was full, I used my glitterstuff to let the cloud disappear. I then sat down next to Twilight and looked out the window. Hey, where am I going actually?

''So, were are we going to.'' I asked asked to no one in particularly

''We are going back to Ponyville. That is a smaller village, further from Canterlot, the city were we just were.''

''O oka-... did I hear that correct? Ponyville?''

''Yes, do y'a know it?'' the pony with the hat asked me. At this point, I tried not to laugh at the name of the town. Seriously, who calls a town after the dominant species. Wait, are there more towns with this kinda names?

''How could I have heard of *pfhh*.... Ponyville? I am just 12 hours in this universe. But are there by any chances more cities?'' I asked them. If one village had the name of ''Ponyville'' then I wanted to know how other cities or villages were called.

''Well, we have Manehattan, Fillydelphia-'' They did not get further as I was already laughing like a madman about the pun ''Manehattan'' That was GENIUS! I ended up in a universe were all the city names are puns on names from MY world. I can see Discord having fun right now

''Why are you laughing?'' Twilight asked me.

''Haha, I'm sorry. Its just that your cities are like word jokes for me. Because in my world, we have a city called Manhattan, but because you are ponies, it is called Manehattan here. Its funny.''

''Okaaay.'' Twilight said to me while looking like I'm crazy. THIS is why I wanted the power in the first place. To fuck with peoples minds. Or ponies minds in this case. I sat down in one of the chairs and looked out of the window just relaxing and looking at the trees when I heard a loud gasp. I turned to see Pinkie standing still in mid air. The fuck, how does she do that?She then started to speak really fast, and I had no Idea what she said. After her speech, she looked at the others, who seemed to know exactly what she meant.

''Can you translate what she just said, Twilight?'' I whispered to Twilight

''She said that you still don't know most of our names.'' Twilight said in normal speaking voice. Well, thank you Twilight. There was a reason I whispered.

''Hey, wait a minute. I never told you my name. How do you know it?'' Twilight asked me

''Well, princess sunbutt called you like that before I was sucked back into this element.'' I said to her. She did not look pleased that I called her princess sunbutt.

''I wish that you call her princess Celestia from now on.'' Twilight said with a smirk on her face, thinking that I had to fulfill that wish.

''Your forgetting that you can't wish that.'' I said while laughing ''Do I need to tell you rule four again?'' I said to her. '''But because I like you so much, I shall try to call her by her real name.'' I said to Twilight.

''But now that I think about it, I don't know your names, except for yours and Pinkie Pie. What ARE your names?''

''Well, my name is Applejack'' The pony with the cowboy hood said

''My name is Rarity, Darling.''

I then noticed the yellow Pegasus with pink hair. I din't notice her until now. She seemed not really wanting to talk to me for some reason. So I asked Twilight what her name was.

''Ohh, that's Fluttershy. She is really shy around new people. Give her time and she will warm up to you.'' I then turned around with my head to look at the ponies again, only to get a jump scare because the cyan colored Pegasus flew before me.

''My name is Rainbow Dash, and I'm the fastest flier in all of Equestria.'' Now, I can say something about how she thought she was the best. Or the fact that she scared me so easily. But I am gonna mention her name. HER NAME!!! Looks like I was right that her name had to do something with the color of her hair. But come on! This is just to easy! RAINBOW dash? Seriously! I am not ven gonna make fun of her name in front of her, because this is so easy. But now its time to tell them my name.

''Okay, nice to meet you all, even though our first meeting was not very....pleasant. My name is Kevin, I'm 25 years old, I was a cop, until Discord tricked me and made made a genie. Don't think there is much else to say. Now, before I forget to ask, how long is this trip gonna take?''

''It will take about 3 hours from now before we arrive in Ponyville.'' Twilight said. Then suddenly she got a weird kind of look in her eye. Its that kind of look a loin has before hunting the antelope. ''And when we are there, I need to get paper, and then research begins.'' She said like she was mad. I at this point, was fearing for what she meant. But at the same time, I wanted to get out of this train. So lets get out of the train. I snapped my fingers, and a white flash came from my hand. When everypony looked up, they saw that that the train was already almost at Ponyville

''Wha-what happened?'' Twilight asked before looking around to make sure it was no illusion.

''I just used my magic to make the time go faster. Now we don't have to sit for tree hours, looking out some bored ass window.'' I said as the train was stopping at the station.

''But-but-but it takes giant masses of magic to pull a spell so powerful. How did you do this?''

I pointed at myself before saying:  ''all powerful genie. Duh!'' at which I only got a grumpf from Twilight. They all stood up and started walking to the door with me talking to them.

''I am really curious how Ponyville looks. I hope it is not a to big town, as O MY GOD, MY FREAKING EYES!!!'' I walked out of the train, only for the brightest fucking colors to make me blind. Why is there that much colors?

''O my god, instant headache!'' I said as I conjured a sunglasses for my eyes. ''Pfew, that's better!'' I said to the ponies who were looking like I was crazy. Maybe you are crazy We started walking to Ponyville.

This. is. pure. TORTURE!! Only 5 minutes had passed since we walked to Ponyville, and Pinkie just didn't stop talking about a chimachanga, or something like that. How can someone talk THAT much? And about something that doesn't even exist! At least, I think it does not exist. I was trying my hardest to ignore her, but I was about to tell her to be quiet, when Rainbow (pfffh, rainbow. It's still funny) started speaking.

''We are in Ponyville.'' rainbow said. Thank god! One more moment listening at Pinkie, and I started to scream. I noticed that Ponyville was not very big, but looked nice. We walked into the town, and what happened next, was funny as hell. As soon as one pony saw me, she began to scream monster, while another pony started to scream ''the horror, THE HORROR!!'' while everyone(or pony) ran away and hide in their houses.

''Well, that went great.'' I said sarcastically

''Oh, buck! Didn't they learned their lesson with Zecora?'' Applejack asked

''I don't know who that is, but I suppose the answer is....no''

''Don't worry, when they know that you are not a monster, this will not happen.'' Twilight assured me. I know, and it will happen NOW I let my hands circle around to summon more glitterstuff. A whole load of it appeared and it flew into all the homes.

''What did you-'' I hold up my hand to silence Twilight

''Wait for it,'' I said. Suddenly loud screams could be heard. ''Bingo!'' I said. Then all the doors of the houses flew open, and all the ponies were floating in the air while in the grasp of my magic. They then all lined up in front of me while still screaming like their little lives would end. I used my magic to make my voice hundred time louder before screaming: SILENCE!!! And my god, this is priceless.They all stopped screaming immediately. I then gave myself my own volume again

''Okay, listen up because I am only going to tell this once.'' I started '' I am not a monster. I am not here to eat your children. I am not going to murder you in your sleep. I am a human, am 25 years, and my name is Kevin. Nice to meet you all.'' It seemed that the ponies in front of me lost some of their fear, but there were still scared looks, but not as much as first. I then snapped my fingers, and the glitterstuff disappeared, making sure that all the non-pegasi fell on the ground. I then turned to Twilight.

''Now they know that I'm not a monster. Lets get going.'' let me tell you one thing, the look you get of shock, is one of the best looks you can get, and I just got six of them. Genius! We all started walking again, but I had no idea to what we were walking

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ten points for the person who gets the Aladdin reference