sleepover

''He did what?''

The main six were all in the library sitting with each other. Twilight totally forgot that they would have a sleepover for celebrating that their friendship was restored after Discord took it away. She also didn't notice that Spike was already gone to the CMC to stay for the night. All the questions distracted her. Twilight was now telling what Kevin did to the other ponies.

''He changed their body parts in the parts of other animals, while giving them the spikes of a hedgehog. And you know why? Because they called him monster!'' Twilight explained to the others.

''Ya know what's funny?'' Applejack asked the rest ''He hates Discord for tricking him, but he seems like the kind a guy who would do the same.''

''Hey, hey, don't we forget something?'' Pinkie asked the rest

''And what would that be, darling?'' Rarity asked Pinkie.

''Kevin is not here. Shouldn't he be here to?''

''Well, I don't think he would like a sleepover.'' Twilight stated. In truth, she had no idea if he would like it. But seeing that he wasn't the nicest company, it might not be best idea to get him here. Twilight surely didn't want the sleepover to be unpleasant. And he was a guy. The reason Spike wasn't here was because he was a guy.

''We could ask him.'' Pinkie stated. One look around was enough to see that Pinkie was the only one who thought that it was a good idea.The rest also thought it might be better not to summon him. But they didn't make any objections either, and Pinkie wanted to summon him. Twilight sighed

''Go ahead.'' two simple words, and it seemed to make Pinkie 30 times happier then she already was. She took her element of harmony and spoke.

''Genie, come out.''  A bright flash, and Kevin appeared in a white apron with the text 'kiss the cook' and with a typical white chef hat on. He stood in front of a furnace with a frying pan.

''Making pancakes, making pancakes, lets finish making pancakes.'' Kevin sang before trowing a pancake in the sky. ''making pancakes, mak-'' Kevin then realized he wasn't in the sanctuary anymore.

''Huh, what-'' PLOF. The pancake landed on Kevin's head

Kevin's perspective

''Huh, what-'' PLOF. Goddammit, why does this-. I suddenly realized that the pancake was still hot. ''AHHHH, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!! I realize now that it must have been funny as hell, seeing someone in a apron with the text kiss the cook, running around with a pancake on his head, while screaming like a little girl. Then I realized: I have magic. I clapped while running and the pancake disappeared, but of course, I had my eyes closed and ran into the wall. I landed on the ground and heard the girls laughing very hard. I wonder why they laughed I thought sarcastically.

''Ha ha, very funny.'' I said as I pushed myself off the ground. I snapped my fingers and appeared in my serving clothes. Goddammit, I hate these clothes so much. ''What will your wishes be?'' I asked them. I wanted to get this done as fast as possible, so that I could continue making the pancakes.

''I wanted to ask you if you wanted to stay here and enjoy the sleepover.'' Pinkie said ''hey, funny word, sleepover. It sounds weird. Sleepover sleepover sleepover. You know what's also a funny word? Chimichanga. And-'' Lucky for me, the torture stopped when Twilight shoved her hoof into the mouth of Pinkie.

''What she is trying to say, do you want to attend the sleepover?'' Twilight asked me.

''Well, I was actually in the middle of making pancakes, so-'' Before I could finish my story Pinkie started to speak again.

''Kevin, I wish that you stay for the sleepover and that you try to like it.'' oh no, she made a wish. I sighed as I had no other choice than to attend. When I get my hands on Discord, he's gonna get it. I snapped my fingers and conjured a big cushion for me to sit on. But before i sat down, I realized something

''But I am not gonna sit down before I finish my pancakes!'' I said while shooting glitterstuff out of my hands and making cookbook appear. I then opened the cookbook, I had to find the recipe.

''Where was it, where was it.... ah here! Blood pancakes. A nice recipe from Norway.'' I said out loud before making all the ingredients appear. ''Lets see, eggs, flour, blood, milk and other things.'' I said to myself. I then noticed the horrified looks from the girls.

''Is something wrong?'' I asked them

''You-you mix BLOOD with pancakes?'' Rainbow asked me with horror. ''What's wrong with you?''

''Hey, its hecka delicious.'' Rainbow became very green and it looked like she was going to throw up. Actually, everyone looked like they were going to throw up. I looked at Twilight questionably

''Okay, I understand why they are grossed out,'' I said waving my hand to the rest ''but you have fired a million questions at me, and one of the questions was what I normally eat''

''You said vegetables, fruit, and meat. NOT BLOOD!!!'' Twilight yelled

''Hey, it's not blood from a human or pony. Its pig blood.'' and again, it looked like they were all going to trow up. Now, I like to have fun. But I also have a heart, and making blood pancakes in front of ponies who are all herbivores, and eating it while they watch, goes too far, even for me. I snapped my fingers and the furnace and the ingredients disappeared.

''I think I will just conjure up a salad.'' I said before more glitterstuff shot up from my hands and made a bowl with a salad. But with chicken in it. I'm gonna have some meat, dammit.

''Say, do you six also need something to eat?'' I asked them.

''No, we already ate before we summoned you.'' Twilight informed me. He, summon me. Sounds weird As they started talking to each other  just sat there eating my salad before Rarity asked me something

'''Say, Kevin I have a question.'' Why can't I eat in peace?

''Yes, what is it?''

''I was wondering why you were wearing those clothes. I mean, you were wearing something else when we summoned you 5 minutes ago.''

''Well, that is because the rules say that I have to wear this when I'm around my masters, except when they wish that I can wear what I want. But otherwise, I need to wear this.'' I told her.

''Oh, but what did you wear before you changed into a genie?'' Rarity asked.

''Well, I want to show you, but I can't. I am only allowed to show you if you wish to view them, or if you wish that I can wear my own clothes.'' And no, for anyone who reads this, I am not lying here. This were the rules.

''Then I wish that you show me what you normally would wear.'' I snapped my fingers, and I wore a simple sweatshirt, with some simple pants under it and brown shoes.

'' I would wear something like this. Just a easy outfit.'' I then saw that Rarity did not look happy at my clothes. ''Is something wrong?'' I asked her

''Oh, no. Nothing is wrong it is certainly a... uhm.... nice outfit.'' Rarity said with a fake smile.

''Okay, I'm confused now.''

''Huh, what do you mean?''

''Well, I thought Applejack was the element of honesty. But seeing that you are even worse at lying, I don't know it for sure.'' I said before starting to laugh. ''Don't worry, I know it is not a nice outfit. I just wear it because its a easy outfit.'' I said while laughing. I then sat down and started eating my salad again.

I then remembered something: I fucking HATE salad. Sure, I like vegetables, but not mixed together. So I ate it so quickly as possible. I know that I could conjure up something else, but I am pretty lazy, so I just went for the salad I. After I was done, I let the bowl disappear and sat back on my cushion. I was just about to get a little rest, when suddenly Pinkie was right in front of my face, and bouncing up and down. I will not go into details how my screaming sounded, but it was very girlymanly.

''Would you please never do that again,'' I asked while still breathing heavily from the scare

''Do what again?''

''.....never mind. Did you wanted to ask me something?'' I asked annoyed

''Yes, now that were are finished, we can all eat these cupcakes.'' Suddenly, out of nowhere, Pinkie had a box in her hooves. Where the hell did she got that? I thought as she passed down the cupcakes.

''Here, take one.'' She offered me

''No, thanks. I don't really like things with much sugar.''

''Oh, okay.'' Twilight said ''I think Pinkie wouldn't mind''

But Pinkie did mind. How was it possible to not like sugar? Everypony liked sugar.

''No, I do mind. I insist that you take one. You have to taste at least one cupcake from Pinkie '' She said to me. But I really wasn't in the mood for a cupcake

''No thank you.''

''Eat.The.Cupcake,'' Pinkie commanded. All the laughing and smiling had stopped now, and she was all serious now, and while I would never admit it, I was scared. But I would not eat the cupcake, no matter how scared I was. I just didn't want it. I leaned closer to make I was close enough for her to hear me

''No,'' I said. Time seemed to slow down. Everybody could feel the tension in the room. But I would not bow to the pink menace, dammit. Then, in a second, Pinkie tried to shove the cupcake in my face. Lucky for me, I saw it coming. I quickly jumped out of the way.

''I don't want to eat your cupcakes!'' I said as I stood straight again.

''B-b-b-but why- everypony, how can?'' Pinkie started stuttering and talking to herself while her eyes started twitching

''Must like....but why....everypony eats....sugar....not like cupcakes....must like.....'' I stepped a few passes back as Pinkie was really starting to scare me

''What's wrong with her?'' I asked the rest of them who were are looking really concerned

''I think you broke her,'' Rainbow said. I turned back to Pinkie to see that she was still talking to herself while wearing a weird smile.

''He.....doesn't like sugar.....does....like meat.'' Pinkie suddenly perked up and faced me again ''You said that you ate meat, right?''

''Yes?'' I said warily ''Why?''

She started talking in herself again ''Meat cupcakes... need meat....how....fluttershy has meat....angel cupcakes.'' Pinkie said while grinning and laughing like she came out of a horror movie. Everybody looked at Pinkie while backing away

''Kevin?'' Twilight said

''Yes?''

''Eat the cupcake!'' Twilight whispered

''No.''

''Eat it!''

''I don’t want to!''

''Do you want her to kill Angel?''

''Well....''

''KEVIN!!!''

''But I don't want to eat the cupcake!''

''I don't care, now eat it!!!''

''No!''

''EAT IT!!!''

''NO, dammit!!''

''I wish that you eat the cupcake NOW!''

''FUCK!!'' I yelled angry ''If I get diabetes, its your fault!'' I said while walking to the crazy mare

''I want to try the cupcake,'' I said while being angry. Pinkie however, seemed to cheer up from the news, and gave me the cupcake. I took the cupcake and took a bite out of it. ''I knew it, instant diabetes!'' I thought as I took a bite from the cupcake. I swallowed the bite. (with much effort)

''I think I eat the rest later,'' I said while I placed the cupcake on a table close to me. No way I'm gonna eat more of the cupcake I thought as I sat down on my cushion again.

Now let me tell you: I just wanted to get some sleep. Getting kidnapped out of your universe and chanced into a genie, makes you tired. So I started to get annoyed when I was once again disturbed while trying to fall asleep.

So Pinkie turned on an old gramophone (seriously, a gramophone? What is this, the dark ages?) were a tune was playing. Admittedly, it was a nice tune. I found myself humming to the tune. Suddenly, Pinkie started singing to the tune

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Okay, so while it isn’t my type of music, I must admit that the songs was quite entertaining to hear. I was listening to the song while I was reading a book that I conjured up. (Yes, I know I was sitting in a library. But I’m not going to just take a book that isn’t mine. I have manners)

As soon as the song ended, we were all clapping for Pinkie.

Wait, why am I clapping? I don’t even wanna be here!

So it turned out we were doing karaoke. And with we, I mean they, because I am sure as hell not gonna sing in front of everybody.

I did not notice all the other songs they all sung, as I was deep in my book. It was about a guy who murdered all kinds of criminals that escaped the prison.

...As he strapped the criminal to the table. He used his free hand to get to the knife. As he had the knife in his hands, he took a few steps back, before looking at the scum with much disgust.

‘’Time to die,’’ he said as he pulled his arm back and shot-

‘’Kevin!’’

‘’AHH!!’’ I screamed while I threw the book in the air ‘’What, what’s wrong?’’ I saw Rainbow Dash laughing her ass off as she was standing next to me.

‘’Haha, so you are also an egghead like Twilight.’’ Rainbow Dash said while laughing. ‘’I got you good there.’’

‘’HEY, I’m not an egghead!’’ Twilight said to Dash ‘’I just like to read and-’’

‘’Boring!’’

Annoyed, I stood up and walked to retrieved the book I threw to the other side of the room.

‘’I hope that it isn’t damaged. I was just at a thrilling part.’’ I said while inspecting the book. ‘’Pfew, not damaged.’’ I said as I took the book and made it disappear. There will be little reading tonight

‘’So why did you call my name?’’ I asked Rainbow

‘’Its your turn to sing.’’

‘’Yeah, I’m not going to sing,’’ I said as I sat down again.

‘’Oh don’t be a party killer. We all sang, so now its your turn,’’ Rainbow said like it was some kind of fact.

‘’I actually have a good reason not to sing,’’ I told her in the hope that she wouldn’t press the issue. I was wrong

‘’What’s the reason?’’

‘’I don’t think that you would like the kind of music I listen to,’’ I stated. And it was the truth. The music I listened was either Dubstep or music with racist lyrics, and I didn’t think that they want to hear such songs

‘’How bad can it be?’’ Rainbow Dash asked

‘’I agree with her,’’ Rarity chimed in ‘’the music can’t be that bad.’’

‘’Okay, but don’t say you didn’t like the song,’’ I said as I walked to the front.

Okay, which song should I sing? What about… no that’s a stupid song. Wait, I know! As soon as I knew which song I wanted to sing, I snapped my fingers and the music started to play

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I didn’t even come two minutes into the song, before they stopped me from continuing this song. Well, everybody else except Rainbow and Pinkie stopped me, as they were laughing their ass of.

‘’Hey, I said you wouldn’t like my kind of music!’’ I said as I walked back to my cushion and sat on it again. Actually, I knew that they would stop me if I sung that song. It was a good way not to be forced to sing. While I quite enjoy singing, I believe that singing should only be done when you actually want to. And I didn’t feel like it now… and I did it to piss of Twilight

‘’Why are you going to sit again?’’ Twilight asked me

‘’Because you stopped my singing.’’ I told her

‘’I stopped that song. You can still sing a song that ISN’T about that topic I don’t even want to say.’’

‘’You can just say that the topic was sex, you know.’’

‘’Stop saying that word!’’ Twilight said as she looked at me with much anger ‘’Now get up and sing a song that isn’t about… you know’’

I putted my hand to my chin and pretended to think before saying: ‘’nah, I pass.’’

‘’Then I wish that you sing a song that isn’t about you know that.’’ Twilight said with a smug grin.

Think you won this round, Twilight?

‘’I’m sorry, but I don’t understand the wish you want.’’ I said while trying to give her a confused expression. ‘’What do you mean with isn’t about that?’’ I asked while my confused face turned into a smile

‘’You know what I mean! Don’t sing about that topic.’’ Twilight said

‘’I’m sorry, but you really need to say literally what you mean, otherwise I can’t understand you,’’ I said while grinning

Twilight started to become red in her face ‘’Don’t sing about sefgbh’’ Twilight said

‘’Couldn’t quite catch that,’’ I said while leaning in closer

‘’Don’t sing about sesdcsfs’’

‘’I’m sorry, what?’’

‘’I said don’t sing about sex!’’ Twilight shouted. She started to become even redder when she noticed how loud she said it…. and I was rolling on the floor laughing

‘’Oh priceless,’’ I said as I calmed down ‘’Okay, but can I drink some water first.’’ Instead of waiting for an answer, I conjured up a glass of water and sat down while drinking

Second person view:

‘’What do you want us to do?’’ Applejack asked Twilight

‘’I want that you all say that he was horrible at singing,’’ Twilight said as she whispered to her friends while Kevin was drinking water

‘’And why?’’ Rarity asked

‘’Because I think that the reason that Kevin is mean to other humans, is because he thinks he’s good in everything, and thus sees himself better than the other humans. If we show him that he is horrible at singing, it might make him less mean.’’ Twilight explained

‘’I don’t think he’s that mean, actually.’’ Rainbow spoke up ‘’Yes, he turned those ponies into monsters, but only because they called him a monster. And you said that he turned them back.’’

‘’Because I told him to,’’ Twilight said to Rainbow ‘’How can you say that he’s nice?’’

‘’Hey, I’m not saying I won’t help you with this. It are just my thoughts.’’ Rainbow said

Twilight shook her head before saying: ‘’So you all help me with this?’’ She asked. The rest just nodded

‘’Hey, if you’re done talking, can I begin? I want to get this over so fast as possible.’’ Kevin said from the other side of the room

‘’Yes, I’m done.’’ She said before Kevin snapped his fingers and music started to play

The song Kevin decided to sing was this one:

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After Kevin was done, he looked around the room to see that the jaws of everypony where on the floor.

‘’Twilight?’’ Applejack whispered

‘’Yes?’’

‘’I reckon that that was one of most beautifullest song I’ve heard in m’a life.’’

‘’So what did you thought about it?’’ Kevin asked Twilight

Twilight wanted to say that he sung horrible, but she just couldn’t do it.

Come on Twilight, say that it was horrible

‘’Uhm, it was….’’

‘’So awesome!’’ Rainbow interrupted her. Twilight just glared at Rainbow.

''Can I just sit again?'' Kevin asked

Twilight facehoofed before saying: ‘’go ahead’’

Kevin’s perspective

Not much else happened that night. We did some small games afterwards and talked a little bit, and eventually the girls all went to sleep. Because I couldn’t get back in my sanctuary (because Pinkie wished I stayed for the sleepover) I conjured up a sleep bag and went to sleep