A Genie?... God, Why a Genie???
Don't know how to call this chapter
Previous ChapterNext ChapterI already regretted getting whole the town together with my magic. Because it was 5 minutes later, and all I heard by now was Twilight nagging that I can't do things like that. My god, why was she being so BORING? It worked, right?
''-and that's why you can't do that!'' Twilight finally finished with her monologue.
''Hmm, did you say anything Twilight?'' I said to piss her off. It worked. It looked like she was going to explode. I love my job. I then saw them all walking to a very large tree. So I decided to follow.
''So, why are we walking to a tree?'' I asked to Rainbow
''That is the local library, and Twilight's home.''
''She lives in a tree?''
''Yes that's weird, right?'' Rainbow said to me
''Well pardon me, sugarcube, but don't you live in a house made of clouds?'' Applejack said with a large grin on her face
''She lives in clouds?'' I asked Applejack
''Yes that's weird, right?'' Applejack said before starting to laugh, and I tuned in, with a grumpy looking Rainbow Dash next to us. we then said goodbye to the others and went in the library, were I just remembered something horrible.
''Oh, no.... Gustave is alone in my sanctuary!'' I yelled
''Who is Gustave?'' Twilight asked
''He is the one I hired to help me with redecorating. But he likes the modern style a lot, and I don't like that! I have to stop him before he turns my sanctuary in what a disco out of the year 2542!'' I said before changing into smoke and being sucked in the crown thingy.
Out of Kevin's perspective
''He's weird.'' Twilight though
''Hay, Twilight. So you are back from stopping Discord?'' Spike said while coming out the kitchen. ''And did the princess reward you for it?''
''Well, we did got something, but I don't know if you can call it a great gift.'' Twilight said
''Oh, what did you get?'' Spike asked with enthusiasm. Then out of nowhere, a light flash came from the crown, and and Kevin stood in the room again.
In Kevin's perspective
''No worries, he did not change my plans. Do not panic, he made it look really nice, SO NO PANIC!'' I said to Twilight. I then heard a loud yell coming from behind me, and I saw a purple lizard, or something like that. And he was scared out of his mind.
''Well, hello there.'' I started. ''My name is Kevin, what's your name?'' I asked the thing
''M-my na-name is Spike.'' He started
''Hello, Spike. I am a genie, was a human, but that is a long story, and princess Trollestia said I need to be a genie until she says otherwise. Now, may I ask what you are?''
''I am a dragon.'' Spike said while looking very proud.
''Ehh, are dragons, I don't know, MUCH bigger?'' I asked him
''He is still a baby dragon.'' Twilight said.
''Okay, that explains it.'' I said before snapping in my fingers and conjuring a cloud to lie on. ''Ahh, this is nice..'' I then heard Twilight telling Spike that they still had to clean up the library after some kind of fight with her friends. I looked around to see that there were books everywhere. I then saw Twilight ans Spike picking up the books.
''You don't really know how this works, do ya?''
''How what works?'' Twilight asked. Oh, for the love of god I snapped my fingers, a bright light, and all the books where back on the shelves ordered by category and on alphabet.
''There you go.''
''I don't need your help with these things.'' Twilight said. Now, there is one thing you should know about me. I like singing. And because I like singing a lot, I watched a lot of Disney movies. And I knew that this was a moment for a Disney song. I snapped my fingers and let
appear:
Well, I know you have your own magic
And the most unicorns do to
But you do not have to feel nostalgic
You’ll be sorry if you do
You got more power then you had before
You have more magic in your veins
With me at your side, you’ll never be poor
And that’s only one thing you can gain
Master Twilight, miss
What will your pleasure be?
I don’t really want to do this, but this isn’t about me
No no no
Life is your restaurant
And I’m your maître’d
Come on, whisper what it is you want
No, this ain’t about me
Yes miss, I don’t want to do this.
But your the boss about me
I swear, if these elements weren’t here,
I would throw you all into the sea
Your wish is my command
You have the upper hand
I’m not in the mood, cause I got screwed
But this isn’t about me
Oh no, ah ja ja
No no , ja ja ja
Oh no, ja ja ja
Papataptatipapa
Do you want this? Letting emeralds appear
Do you want that? Summoning a large basket of apples
Can you pull this, out your little hat Changing myself into a bunny
Can you go, poof Changing into myself
Hey looky here, ha Conjuring a large pile of bits
I bet you can’t go abracadabra, let things rip Duplicating myself
And then make everything disappear Snap in my fingers and everything I summoned disappeared
But you don’t gonna sit there, slight jawed with buggy eyes
You gonna let me answer all your prayers
You are my master, that’s what applies
Now your wish, is one of my cares
Now I have a powerful urge to help you
How’s that possible? I want to know
You have a list of three miles long, no doubt.
And now I gotta rub like so, hey ho
Master Twilight, miss, bet you got more a wishes then twenty three
I don’t want this job, prefer to be a cop
But this isn’t about, isn’t about
No this isn’t about, isn’t about.
No this isn’t about me at all.
No this isn’t about me at all.
POOF
and the music stopped and I was lying on a cloud with a large sign with ''applause'' and a dragon and a unicorn who looked like they just seen a madman. Maybe they did.
''How....how did you..... where did.....'' Twilight was stuttering. ''Alright, I really want to study your species now.''
Third person
What did I just see? How did he do that with the music and the special effects? Twilight thought.I have never seen anything like that kind of magic, except from Discord. I need to research this. Twilight turned around and started looking for paper and a quill with ink.
''Alright, I have the things, now lets..... where is Kevin?'' Twilight looked at the place where Kevin stood a few seconds back, to see it empty. ''Spike, do you know where Kevin is.''
''He is right over... huh, he was just there.'' Spike started looking for a place where Kevin could be, to hear a loud laughing coming from outside.
''Uh oh.'' Twilight said as she ran outside and to the sound of the laughing. What she saw there stunned her to the ground. Kevin was rolling over the floor laughing, while two unicorns were screaming. Well, unicorns might be big words. You could see the horns, yes. But everything else looked weird. The hind legs were changed into the legs of bears, while the front legs looked of that from a antelope. The eyes had the colors red and orange in them. They also seemed to have no mane, and instead of the normal fur, they had the spikes of a hedgehog.
''KEVIN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!'' Twilight yelled
''Oh, *laugh* hey Twilight *chuckle* what do you think of my *pfhh* creations?''
''Change them back, RIGHT NOW!!'' Twilight spoke. Smoke could be seen from her ears.
''Why? This is funny! And its their fault. They called me a monster, which I don't like to be called bydeway, so I changed them INTO monsters.''
''Okay, lets say differently. I wish that you change them back.''
''Ugh, your no fun at all.'' Kevin said before snapping his fingers while changing them back into ponies. On which the ponies ran away in fear.
''Your welcome!'' Kevin yelled after them ''Sheesh, some ponies, right?''
''You can't just change ponies in monsters!'' Twilight yelled
''Why not?''
''WHY NOT?!!'' Twilight closed her eyes and took some deep breaths.
''Because it's not nice to do. And when you know that other ponies don't like it, you should not do it.'' Twilight opened her eyes, to see Kevin holding another pony with his magic before picking up the mane like it was some kind of play dough.
''Hmm, did you say something?'' Kevin asked
''PUT IT BACK!!!'' Twilight yelled
''Put what back? You have to be clear with what you wish.'' Kevin said while grinning
''I WISH THAT YOU GIVE THE MANE BACK!!!''
''O, okay.'' Kevin said before trowing the mane back on her head and putting the pony down, before changing his face into that of a snake.
''NOW GET AWAY!'' Kevin slissed to the pony. And the pony ran away, while Kevin was laughing like a madmen. ''you ponies are so much fun.'' Twilight sighed.
''Lets get back to the library.'' Twilight said.
''Alright.'' Kevin said before a flash of light came from his body, and he transported to the library.
Kevin's perspective
Why did Twilight have to find me so quickly. I had so much fun with the monster ponies. But no, I had to change them back, and now I'm sitting in a library, looking at boring ass books. Now, don't get me wrong, I like reading. But NOT when I can do so much fun stuff with my magic.
How long will it take for Twilight to be back? If she isn't here in 5 minutes, I change Spike into a chicken. Oh, that will be funny. You know what, I'l do it right now. I flew up and was about to snap my fingers, when Twilight walked into the library. goddamit. I quickly flew down and leaned to the wall of the library.
''So now that you are here, I want to ask some questions about your world, if you are okay with that.''
''Do I really have a choice?'' I asked her, while already knowing the answer.
''No, but it sounds nicer if you ask somepony first.''
''Lets get this started then.''
My god, shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!!! It was now 2 hours later, and she was still going on with the questions. Every time I thought we had handled everything, she thought of a complete other question, to start a whole bunch questions again. It was almost dark outside and she was STILL going on.
''And then I want to know what-''
''Oh, please, isn't this enough torture?! Is there no off button?''
''Pfh, you don't need to react so irritated.''
''I was irritated after question 87. Now i'm just desperate to stop this conversation.''
''Just a few more questions and we are finished. Now how-'' Twilight was interrupted by a few knocks at the door. ''Hmm, who could that be.''
''OHH, THANK YOU LORD!!!'' I screamed as I held my hands in the sky before changing into smoke and going into the crown.
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