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Trixie tries to get a story into the Foal Free Press. The CMC are not amused. But Trixie has a secret up her sleeve.

The Prompt was:
1000 words.
Start the story with a pony bursting into a building, shouting, "DID SOMEPONY ORDER A LARGE HAM?!" This is the result of that prompt

My attempt at speed writing.
written, edited, and published in 40 minutes.
A few later edits shown in red.