"In a world where cats and dogs are fluffy, one man decides to stand against all odds and save the world from the forces of evil. This man is responsible for the unbelievable saving of millions of lives. One man is the most important human being ever made in existence; also he is the master of ice cream. That man… is Jem Pickens. Dressed in a make-shift batman costume, and armed with the IQ of at least 20, Jem Pickens sets off to save the world once again. However, this time, it’s not HIS world that he’ll be saving, but a magical world like none other. A world of horses. A world of magic and mystery and other girly things that aren't really that important to the story. Will The Jem be able to conquer evil and save the day? Will The Jem fail and be tortured for life by a bag of Lays brand potato chips? Will The Jem ever put on pants? Find out, in the thrilling tale that is: Jem Pickens and the Magical Magic Elements of Magical Harmonious Magic."

WARNING: Rated Mature for strong language, topics that could be considered offensive to some, gore, and suggestive themes or references. Viewer discretion is advised.

Sex tag is due to sexual and/or kinky references and innuendos. Story contains NO CLOP

This was written in my free time out of boredom. Please try not to be too hard on it, as it's not meant to be taken seriously in any aspect. Written for a friend of mine. Also yes, Jem Pickens is a direct reference to CallMeKevin's Jim Pickens. I do not claim to have invented the character, only his personality. All material used is copyright of its respected owner and used only in a parodical manner.

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