Spoiler Alert: A Prologue In The Middle Of A Story… Blasphemy

Defenders Of Equestria
Chapter 5: Spoiler Alert: A Prologue In The Middle Of A Story… Blasphemy

HIGH SCORE
"Woo, seven gram rocks, Charlie Sheen, Winning!" I stated. I was playing the pony version of Space Invaders and I had just got the high score. Ponies gathered around to see my achievement.
"Time to enter my initials. Let's see… A…S…S." I said. I turned to see a mass of teenaged fillies and colts. A slow clap started and slowly grew. The manager of the arcade stepped out and shock my hand.
"Nopony has beaten that high score in two years." he said with a slight lisp. I turned to the crowd and raised my hand. They all feel silent.
"I…" I began
"We love you Spittie!" a filly interrupted from the crowd.
"Shut up baby, I know it." I said, "Now as I was saying, I am badass. That is all." I leaned on the game cabinet as the crowd started to clear out. I was blinded by a flash of light. Once I regained my vision I saw that Sweetie Belle had just taken a picture of me. Her and the other crusaders were all standing in front of me with big grins on their face.
"Can we have an interview, Mr. Spittie?" Sweetiebelle asked.
"Sure." I said with a warm smile. I lead them over to the snack bar. I sat down at a table and they fought over the seat next to me. Scootaloo pulled out a notepad.
"Ok, first question…" Scootaloo began.
"Ah wanna ask him!" Applebloom said grabbing the notepad from Scootaloo.
"No, I wanna ask him!" Sweetiebelle said using her magic to pull the notepad away. I let out a grunt and waited for them to finish their argument. They settled on taking turns.
"Ok first question, what are you?" Scootaloo said.
"I'm a human, we come from a completely different universe." I said.
"Do ya like it here?" Applebloom asked.
"I love it. It's way better then back home." I answered. I could see that they all were about to burst. I already knew the next question.
"Do you have a cutie mark?" Sweetiebelle asked.
"No, humans don't get cutie marks." I said. They all had a look of disappointment. Seeing that made my heart sink.
"But, I could help you guys get your cutie marks."
"Really?!?" they all said. They huddled together and talked it over.
"Welcome to," Sweetiebelle said,
"THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS!!!" they shouted, causing me to fall backwards in my chair. When I stood up they were all bouncing around my legs, and continued to do so as I walled out the door. I wasn't paying attention and I walled right into a hoof, which was at groin level. I was the Doctor.
"Come on Doc, I just got that fixed." I said in slight pain.
"We have work to do, come on." he said in a grumpy tone.
"What got shoved into your ass, and was it by Mark." I said with a smirk. I could see the anger in his eyes.
"Just come on." he said through clutched teeth. I turned to the girls who were now sitting quietly behind me.
"I gotta go, it's important." I said kneeling down.
"Awww, but you were going to help us get our cutie marks." Sweetiebelle said in disappointment.
"Don't worry, I'll help you when I get back, ok?" I said. They all nodded and walked away with their heads hung is disappointment. My heart once again sank but this time I couldn't do anything about it.
"So Doctor, what's it this time, another universe run haywire? Nightmare Moon came back?" I asked.
"No, just need you to…guide… some universes so that they happen according to plan." he said.
"But wouldn't doing that just make it worst?" I asked.
"No."
"But…"
"NO, I'm a fucking timelord, I know these things!" he shouted. I just threw my hands up and said,
"Fine, lead the way Mister Timelord." We walked to the TARDIS at the edge of the Everfree. Crashie and Mark were already inside.
"Wait, I need to go get my armor." I said.
"It's inside, cleaned and polished." The Doc said.
"Oh… thanks." I said. I walked inside and sure enough there was my armor, folded and stacked in a neat pile. I threw the jumpsuit aside but the Doctor handed it back to me and said,
"Trust me, your gonna need it" I nodded and slipped it on. After putting the rest of my armor on I took my place next to Mark and Crashie.
"Alright," the Doctor started, "This time I just need you guys to watch over the universes where I'm sending you to."
"I'm sorry," Mark interrupted, "but, universes plural?"
"Yes, you are all going to separate universes. If you were planning on relying on one-another for support, your sadly mistaken" he answered.
"What universe is it this time?" I wondered.
"You are going to another fanfic universe, and don't worry, its not as morbid as the clopfic universe, but its a lot more dangerous. You're going to universes of cross-over fanfic" The Doctor said. I rubbed my hands together and thought to myself 'Dis gon be good.'
"Cooper, your up first." he said. He punched the coordinates into the console and we were off.

After the few minute of Tardis travel time we were there. I don't know where but we were there. The Doctor trotted over to the door and opened it. I decided I was going to jump out and surprise whoever was out there. I backed up to get a running start. I ran and jumped. When my first foot hit the ground it got stuck in thick mud, which caused me to act like a catapult and face-plant into the ground… hard. I pushed myself out of the muck and looked up. In front of me stood a large, half finished statue of Discord. I heard something trekking through the mud behind me.
"Ground-walker."