Pony Drug Party

Pinkie was baked, like the cookies she and Zecora had just pigged out on. Both of their eyes were bloodshot.

"Hey Zecora?" Pinkie asked, "You're awesome!"

"Thank you kindly, Dear Pinkie
Your gentle self means as much to me"

"I feel funny..." Pinkie said as she stood up uneasily. She then put her hoof to her mouth as her cheeks bulged, then ran outside, when Zecora heard the sounds of Pinkie emptying the contents of her stomach. Pinkie walked back in with a sheepish look on her face.

"Eating too much will do that to you
I hope that's not all that you do"

"...sorry, Zecora," Pinkie apologized, "but I have to get back. The Cakes are probably worried sick about me and I have other deliveries to get to, and can I take some of that with me?"

"20 bits is all you'll need
For me to part with a bag of weed"

Pinkie pulled out 20 bits out of...somewhere and threw it on the table."Done! But what will I smoke it out of? Can I have your pipe?"

Zecora shook her head.

"This pipe was a gift from my love true
There's no way that I'll give it to you."

Pinkie dropped her head.

"I'll tell you what, my pink friend,
An apple will serve your ends
Carve two channels, one across, one down
And then you'll be able to really get down"

Pinkie's head popped up. "Thanks Zecora! I owe ya!" as Zecora reached under the table and pulled out a bag of the leafy green. Pinkie grabbed it and put it...somewhere and hugged Zecora before she walked out of the hut. Zecora shook her head and smiled.

Fluttershy was waiting in line at the pharmacy when she heard a squeaky wheel come up behind her. She turned around and saw Applejack walk up with a wheeled harness attached to her front left leg.

"Hey sugarcube, whatcha doin here?" Applejack said.

"Oh, I'm just here to fill a prescription," Fluttershy replied timidly.

"Well, shucks, that's why ahm here! What're you gettin?"

"...Ponax." Fluttershy whispered.

"Ponax!?" Applejack yelled out a little too loud for Fluttershy's comfort.

"Please not so loud, I'm a little embarrassed."

"Whatcha got ta be embarrassed about?" Applejack hollered, "Half o' Canterlot's on that stuff! Why, that's celebrity style raight there!"

"...why are you here?" Fluttershy quavered out, wishing to change the subject.

"Well, ahm sure ya heard bout that barn an all, and th' hospital released me with a three month supply of Ponycontin! This'll be good..."

"I have a three month supply, too." Fluttershy said as she walked up to the counter and slid the prescription across the counter along with her BiCare insurance card, "Hey Mister Cutter, th-this is supposed to help me pay for this, right?"

Pill Cutter, a white pony with an orange pill bottle Cutie Mark, looked at the insurance card and blinked. "BiCare, huh? The princess takes good care of you Elements of Harmony, huh? Well, give me about fifteen minutes, honey. It's Fluttershy, right?"

"Yes, Mister Cutter. Thank you." Fluttershy said as she moved to the side and let Applejack wheel-walk up to the counter.

"Ah yes, sorry about the barn...and your leg," Pill Cutter said to Applejack, "Ponycontin, huh? Makes sense-"

"-ah'd lahke the generic brand, please." Applejack informed the pharmacist.

"-but yes, of course. Now let me see, I should have your insurance card on file...ah, here it is! BiCare, of course! You know that's some-"

"-milatary grade insurance, ya say that every tahme ah come in."
"Ah yes, well that'll be fifteen minutes for you, too." Pill Cutter said as he walked away.

"Put it on mah tab," Applejack said, "and yah know what? Put Fluttershy's on mah tab, too."

Fluttershy started to object, but Applejack shushed her. They waited a while, then Pill Cutter called out both of their names. They walked to the counter, grabbed their prescriptions, put them in their saddlebags, and walked out.

When they were outside of the pharmacy, Applejack sidled up next to Fluttershy, and whispered, "Hey, ya wanna trade pills?"

Fluttershy's eyes opened wide at that. "But these are prescriptions! We could get in trouble! Besides, don't you need yours for pain?"

"Shucks, sugarcube, ah'll be fine in a month! Besides, ah've never had tha occasion ta try Ponax before..."

"I-I don't think that's a good idea..."

"C'mon, Fluttershy, pill for pill. Basides, have I ever done ya wrong bafore?"

"W-well, no..."

"Fahne then, it's settled!" Applejack pulled out her prescription bottle and opened it, dumping out three pills in her hoof. Fluttershy did the same, and they traded pills.

"Thanks!" Applejack said, "see ya, pardner!" and walked off.

Fluttershy looked at the pills in her hand, shrugged, and popped them.

Rarity was nuzzling her fresh silk and ermine cape when she heard a knocking on her door. Shocked, Rarity looked out the windows and saw Twilight and Rainbow Dash standing outside. She walked up to the door and let them in, both of them flying.

"Twilight, what's the matter? Yours and Dash's eyes are as wide as saucers-"

"That's the lysegdawre ditjelameed-"

"No Dash, it's called lysergsäure diethylamid, but that's not important-"

"Well, whatever is is you're on, it looks like fun. Care to share?"

"Yeah, whatever, but you need to get this down! Get a quill and parchment, and draw hexagons spiraling down connected by points of light."

Rarity did as ordered and drew the design as Twilight commanded. It seemed beautiful in its simplicity.

"Now label it PMA:Pony Magic Æther"

"All right, there's your drawing. Happy? Now give me whatever you're on."

"And then what?" Twilight asked, wide-eyed.

"...I'll share some of my E with you."

"Ah thought you was saving that fer me, Rares," Applejack said as she trotted in, noticing that Twilight's and Rainbow Dash's eyes were as wide as saucers, "what are they on?"

"Rainbows..." Rainbow Dash squealed.

"I don't know, but it sounded German..." Rarity said thoughtfully as she shuffled around her Inspiration Room for her stash, when she found a carton of milk. But if the carton of milk was in here, then...

Rarity rushed to the kitchen and opened up the fridge to find the bag of colorful pills.

"Get sugarcubes!" Twilight yelled.

Rarity opened up the cabinet, when all of a sudden, Pinkie Pie popped out, with Fluttershy in tow. Rarity looked shocked.

"Honestly, I'm as shocked as you," Fluttershy said.

"Hey girls, I got something we should try!" Pinkie said as Rarity grabbed the bag of E and four sugarcubes.

"Girls, we have visitors, and they want us to try something!" Rarity announced as she led Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy into the Inspiration Room, where the other ponies had gathered.

Pinkie pulled out the bag of weed she had got from Zecora from...somewhere, and said, "This stuff is called pot, and it makes ya feel really good when ya smoke it! I think we should all smoke it, as friends. Whaddaya think, girls?"

"Well, I suppose I will, but I guess you'll expect me to part with my E," Rarity mused, "and that means that Applejack'll have to part with her Ponycontin-"

"Shore thing, Rares!"

"And Twilight and Rainbow Dash will have to part with...what was that-"

"LSD," Twilight sighed as she magicked out the vial and dropper, pulling out four drops and dropping each on a sugarcube. Applejack pulled out the Ponycontin as Pinkie Pie excused herself to get an apple, clanging around in the kitchen, coming out with a servicable apple pipe. Twilight directed them how to take the strange and mysterious drug. Pinkie packed the apple and Rarity passed around the E. Twilight lit the pot in the apple and they all took strong hits. They sat down, satisfied with themselves.

"...does anybody else have anything that could make this the best night ever?" Twilight asked, eyes bloodshot.

"...I have Ponax," Fluttershy piped up.

"Well why didn't you say so, darling? Pass it around, then!" Rarity said as Fluttershy brought out thr bottle and took four for herself, then passed the bottle around. Everybody full with a hoofful of pills, Rarity decided to speak.

"You know DJ-PON-3 is playing in Canterlot tonight, right?"

"Well, shucks then, what're we waitin' fer? Let's get that train!"

"Oooh, this'll be so exciting! I've never been to a rave before!" Twilight piped up.

"Don't worry, it's just like rainbows..." Dash said.

"Lately you've said that everything is rainbows," Twilight retorted.

"This might be a good night after all..." Fluttershy said to no one in particular.