Pony Drug Party

Twilight woke up, her head pounding. Her friends woke up soon after, groaning in what seemed like similar pain. Twilight looked around, and saw that they were in the palace dungeon.

"W-why are we in the palace dungeon?" Twilight asked worriedly.

"That's what I would like to talk to you girls about," a voice said, entering the dungeon. They saw Princess Celestia walk in front of the cell, "Do you girls have any,memory of what happened last night?"
"Nah, Princess, but it musta been tha best naight ever!" Applejack hollered and winced at the sound of her own voice.

"Well, let me enlighten you then, girls," Celestia said as she projected a screen from her horn. In it, it followes the mane six entered the rave and started dancing, especially Fluttershy, who started grinding up on the first stallion she found.

"Oh, my..." Fluttershy said, her cheeks burning.

"That's not all..." Celestia said as the viewscreen skipped to an outhouse, which was shaking rhythmically. Noises were heard from it.

"Oh, oh, oh SOARIN! My God!" a female voice cooed as the outhouse door opened, and out came Rarity fixing her mane, Soarin following.

"Well, at least I had some fun," Rarity said. Everypony stared at her, "What? Don't tell,me none of you had quickies in exposed places! The danger adds to the fun!" Rarity said with a crazed look in her eyes.

"Ooooh, oooh, what did I do, Princess!" Pinkie called out.

"Oh, you're going to love this..." as the view zoomed to behind the DJ booth, where Twilight and Vinyl were making out while the set played.

"Hey, I thought this was was about me!" Pinkie exclaimed while Twilight looked away and blushed.

"Wait for it..." Celestia intoned as the makeout session continued, when Pinkie Pie popped in from...somewhere and said "Can I join?" to which Vinyl said "Man, you really do know how to party!" and let Pinkie in, making it a threeway pony makeout.

"Oh my..." Pinkie said.

"That's not all..." Celestia continued as the viewscreen showed Rainbow Dash standing in front of the bass, her hair flowing back, mouthing the word "rainbows", when suddenly a pony dancing too hard accidentally jostled Dash, who swung a punch straight into his face. He smarted at the blow, then lunged at Rainbow who flinched, when suddenly Applejack clotheslined the pony with her wheel.

"It all devoled from there. The police had to be called, and you were all charged with six counts of drunk and disorderly conduct, three counts of lewd and lascivious conduct, two counts of assault..."

"Hoo-wee! We really did have tha best naight ever!" Applejack cried out.

"Now here's where it gets good..." Celestia mused as the six of them were hauled ofd to jail, their mugshots taken. Applejack looked smug, Twilight had a crazed look on her face, Rainbow had a goofy googly eyed look, Pinkie was smiling with confetti spraying everywhere, Rarity was predictably mugging foe the camera, and Fluttershy had a look of pure rage.

They were all shuffled into a cell and locked up, whereupon they started arguing amongst themselves. Twilight tried to teleport out, but to no avail. Suddenly, Twilight's eyes shined. She explained something to them all, who gave her blank stares. Frustrated, Twilight cast what looked like a portal in front of the bars, pointed to Applejack, then the portal, then pantomimes bucking. Applejack shrugged, then bucked into the portal.

Everypony looked shocked at what happened next, both in the video and in the cell. When Applejack's hooves crossed the portal and touched the bars, the bars vaporized.

"What did I do, Princess?" Twilight asked her mentor.

"Just watch..." Celestia said as the ponies stormed out of jail, when the sound came back on.

"Oh my Celestia, what do we do now?" Twilight said worriedly.

"I say we go back in and buck them up!" Fluttershy raged," teach them to buck with us!"

"But darling, that'll just compound the problem. We're fugitives now," Rarity said wistfully.

"Nawt if we ovathrow tha' government!" Applejack hollered.

"How do you suppose we do that!?" Pinkie wondered aloud.

"Well...with Twilight's quantum...gravity, thingy-"

"Special relativistic!"

"Whateva, Twi. Well, just make one of them gravity thingys and send Dash careenin inta tha castle!"

"Ohh yeah!" Twilight agreed as she created another portal, "now, Dashie, if you fly into that, you'll see rainbows."

"Rainbows..." Dash said as she flew into the portal, launching out at an exorbitant speed, creating a quadruple rainboom as she slammed into the castle wall, destabilizing it.

"Ponies, charge!" Applejack cried out.

Everypony stared in awe at what they had done.

"We're...traitors..." Rainbow Dash mused, shocked at her betrayal of the Sisters Two.

"Oh, that's not all, we haven't even gotten to my favorite part..." Celestia said as it skipped to the throne room.

"We are here to dispose of your-"

"It's depose, Fluttershy-" Twilight noted.

"Shut up! Anyway we are here to depose you, Celestia!"

"And how do you plan on doing that, my little ponies?" Celestia the ponies standing in front of her.

Twilight piped up, "Like this!" She said as she cast two portals around Celestia, seeming to compress her.

"What h-have you done, Twilight?" Celestia struggled.

"Elementary my dear Celestia...or should I say relativistically?" Twilight snickered at her joke.

"These are...gravity wells!?"

"How do you like them bananas! And you thought the physics were just theoretical..."

"UNHAND MY SISTER, VILE RUFFIANS!"

"Horseapples, it's Luna!" Applejack exclaimed.

The video feed cut out.

"So, in addition to the previous counts before you, you now have six counts of escaping from jail, six counts of high treason, and twelve counts of both attempted regicide and deicide." Celestia noted.

All six ponies gulped.

"However, I'll give you all pardons if you tell me what you learned."

Twilight looked up at Celestia, "Today I learned that too much of a good thing can be a bad thing!"

Rainbow Dash piped up, "And you should always have a sober partner to talk you out of any bad ideas you may have,"

Rarity chimed in with, "What you do in the privacy of your own home is your business, but that doing it in public isn't always the best idea,"

"And that you maight disagree with local law enforcement, there ahr certin' channels ya kin take that don't involve revalution!" Applejack chirped in.

"When it comes to prescriptions, you should take them exactly as directed, and you never mix drugs, because you never know what they'll do...or what you'll do, under their influence," Fluttershy noted quietly.

"All in all, parties and partying is fun, but sometimes you can have too much party and you end up making out with a DJ and your best friend at the same time!" Pinkie exclaimed.

Celestia stared at the ponies, taking in their battered forms. She then swung the door to the cell, letting them out.

"By the way, Twilight," Celestia said, " good job on those gravity wells. If Luna hadn't come in when she did..."

Twlight hugged the Princess, and said, "I know, Princess. I know."