Getaway Part 1

Pinkie Pie

Prefers cupcakes better

Pinkie was the first to awake at the pounding that was coming from outside. She groggily got up and checked on the candy. It was fully grown into crystals, neatly alligned on the string. She shook Twilight awake.

"We've got company," announced Pinkie.

"I can see--er, hear that." Twilight pulled out a Beretta M92 from under her pillow. It was a very nice gun with a large ammo capacity: 15 rounds of .45 ACP ammo. She slid the safety off and cocked the slide back. Then, she took out the magazine to make sure it was fully loaded. It was.

Pinkie did the same, only this time with a Colt 9mm SMG. She unfolded the stock and loaded in a mag.

Together, the two walked down the stairs, guns ready to fire. They took position in front of the door, both crouched down in case anyone broke in. It wasn't knocking, that was for sure. It sounded like someone was trying to knock the door down.

Spike

He's a Purple Dinosaur

Spike awoke by the sound of pounding at the door. He shook his blankets off and walked to the foyer. There, crouched in front of the door, were Twilight and Pinkie. Spike saw they had guns and panicked. He hid behind Twilight, which gave her quite a scare, since she didn't even realize Spike was there in the first place.

"Spike! What are you doing?" asked Twilight.

"The better question is, what are you doing?" responded Spike.

Twilight sighed. In her best Richard Nixon impersonation, she said, "It sounds like someone's breaking in!"

Spike continued to hide behind Twilight.

Then, finally, there was a final 'bang' and the door fell down to the floor. In rushed several CEA agents. One raised his gun and spoke up.

"EVERYBODY DOWN ON THE GRO--" he didn't have time to finish his sentence before he was shot in the head. The sound of gunfire was deafening, and it continued for a good thirty seconds. The CEA kept coming though, and ammo was low. Twilight slipped in another mag and ran to her bookshelf.

"Twilight, now is not the time to read a book!" shouted Spike.

Twilight shook her head. "Not a book, Spike." She grabbed hold of a book called "The Catcher of the Rye" and pulled it back. The bookshelf slid away and revealed a staircase going underground. "Pinkie, come on!"

Pinkie went along with Twilight and Spike to the bottom of the stairs, where there was a Lamborghini Gallardo was sitting.