Braeburn is tired of being a single hunky stallion. On a visit to see his cousins at Sweet Apple Acres, Braeburn convinces Big Mac to accompany him to an evening of Speed Dating! (Surely the fastest way to catch a mare!)

This is me having a bit of fun and pairing up some unlikely characters. If you don't like Crack Ships like I do, then it's best to turn back now. As this story contains ships I have confirmed are totally original, I have listed some portmanteaus at the bottom to christen them!

**Featuring** Fancy Pants, Flam, Prince Blueblood, Cheerilee, Zecora, Spitfire, Trixie (The great and powerful) and Cherry Jubilee.

Let the speed dating begin!