When a pony discovers the Necronomicolt, the cretins of R'lneigh, along with its ruler, Eldritch Hooves, are released into Equestria, causing more panic and disorder than any draconequus could possibly make. Enter Candy Cane, an underpaid peppermintjack (a job involving cutting down Peppermint Trees) who hears the call of adventure, and declines it. And then he does the rest of the Hero's Journey, what with the inner-most cave, the tests…

MOVIE TAGLINE: Candy trees, evil books, giant octoponies (Oh, My!).