Spike pisses Twilight off at that unfortunate time of the month. The result is a battle in which Spike fights for his life, with all manner of random absurdity thrown into the mix.

The following is the result of when I try to start writing chapter 15 for Legacy of the Pegasi, and instead end up writing a random crack story to make my brother and I laugh. Be forewarned, this story contains gratuitous usage of foul language and references.