Author's Note

In case you didn't see the description, THIS IS A COMEDY! Not meant to be taken seriously. If you have a problem with the humor, please tell me and I will try and fix it in the next chapter.

Ponyville get eated.

Pac-Man Eats Ponies
By Everyday we Shufflin
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ZombieHunter4579

The Ponyville streets were normal. It was sunrise, so shops were just opening up. Ponies got to working on their jobs. Nothing that unusual was happening.

Except for the undeniable fact that there were big write orbs floating in the center of all the buildings in town. Whenever anypony tried to touch one, they were zapped full of electricity. The children couldn’t help but poke them with metal rods, AHAHAHAHA! Oh the little tikes. Needles to say, their parents won’t be very happy when they get certain news later today. But needless to say, it was quite a, You ready for this? Shocking experience! AHAHAHA! Oh man I am funny. Hahaha. Ah, dead children.

Anyways, aside from all the dead pony babies lying around, there is nothing really going on in the world. Oh, unless you count the strange beeping just out of town. But I’m sure that isn't in any way going to affect their day in the slightest.

However the noise was enough to wake up a certain unicorn who lives at a library tree, “What in the world was that?!?” She yelled.

Soon after that, she heard a knock on the door she opened the door and saw her good friend Rainbow Dash .

“Oh, hey Rainbow, what's up?” Twilight asked

“Hey Twilight, well the thing is, there are these floating orbs around Ponyville and they seem to be filled with electricity and nopony knows why they're here.”

“Ok but I fail to see what this has to do with me?”

“Well you're the smartest pony in the town, so can you figure out why they’re here.”

“Oh! I see but can this wait till later, I mean It’s not like they've killed anypony. Heh heh. Right?” Twilight worriedly asks.

“Um... They... Kinda... Already have.”

“WHAT?!”

“Ya, you see-” Rainbow Dash Stop mid-sentence and looks to be listening to something.

“Rainbow what are you-”Twilight stops and begins to hear what Rainbow Dash is hearing.

The sound of houses being destroyed, along with ponies screaming getting closer and closer and soon a weird sound going “wanka wanka” can be heard as well until it sounds like it’s coming from down the street.

Twilight and Rainbow Dash look over and see what looks like a yellow circle with a mouth that keeps opening and closing was going around and eating all the orbs in its path but when they got a better look at it the two of them could see a lot of blood near its mouth

The two friends had no idea what this thing was. A door a few houses down swung open, and their good friend Daisy stepped out, unaware of what was going on. She had temporarily lost her hearing a few days ago, but the doctor says she’ll be better in about a week. Oh, anyways, in her mouth was a water can. Or whatever the hell it’s called. And she seems to be watering some flowers, how nice. She stopped right in front of an orb that was in front of her small garden. She however, did not see this orb because she was temporarily blind. But the doctor says she will regain her ability to see in about a month or two. But she knew her way around ponyville so well.

She had started to pour the water of some flowers of hers. She then put the can down and nodded at what a great job she had just done. though she could not see the great job, it was still a job well done.

She stood there nodding for a few more seconds, then something odd happened. She felt something sharp engulf her head tearing it off her neck. Blood sprayed out of her neck, squirting everywhere. Her body fell over onto the ground, soaking it with blood.

Twilight and Rainbow Dash had just witnessed this and started screaming. PSH! Women! Screaming at things. How silly. Men never scream at things! We are manly! Monster trucks, and football! Sandwiches! And high protein meals! Now that’s manly!

The two friends just stood there still screaming. Until they had the brilliant idea of running away from the giant killer circle.

“Wait!” Twilight stopped. “I need to get Spike!” She ran toward the library, busting in the door. “SPIKE! SPIKE!” The door creaked off the wall, and spike was on the wall, flattened. “Spike, this is no time for your silly games! There is a monster coming! We have to get out!” They both ran out and looked to see the circle very close. Just about three houses down. They both did what any girl would do, scream until the thing was right in of them, Rainbow Dash finally snapped out of her girl state and shoved Twilight out of the things way and started to run away from the monster then she saw a house that had a open door and jumped into it she smiled she thought she had gotten away from it.

Until it started heading straight for her. As the thing started to chop through the doorway she looked over her head and saw one of those orbs.

“SON OF A-” She never finished her sentence as the thing cut her in half, eating her bottom half, spilling her guts all over the ground.

“RAINBOW!!!” Twilight yelled as she ran over to what was left of her friend. The house was completely destroyed everything that was in that was in monsters path was cut in half but Twilight didn’t care, she ran up to the half of Rainbow Dash and, like any girl would do started to cry and cry until she heard a creaking noise coming from upstairs as she looked up she saw that something up there was starting to fall through, but before she had a chance to do anything, a dresser fell on her crushing her, well, half of her, the other have fell on what was left of her friend.

So as you can see, if you act like a girl you will die in the goriest way possible because girls drool and boys rule.

Spike was horrified. But he knew what he had to do. He had to get revenge. He started to charge straight for the yellow monstrosity. Smacking it on it’s backside. The circle turned around and looked straight at Spike. They both backed up, ready to charge at each other. When they were about ten feet away, they ran for it. Spike jumped for the creature, ready to hit it. But, oops. He got gobbled up. Getting crushed inside the creatures mouth. Like a man! The circle then turned around and started to go for the orbs again.

The circle went on, gobbling up several more ponies on his way. Well, thankfully he can’t do much damage anymore. Wait. HE’S HEADED STRAIGHT FOR SWEET APPLE ACRES! RUN EVERYPONY RUN! OK. Sorry about that, I just get worked up over those things.

Anyways, the circle just started to eat the apples. And the trees. But mostly the apples. Oh how he loves those apples.And as you expect all this noise brought out the farmer Applejack, “What in sam hill is going on here?”

As she looked around she saw a lot of missing trees she thought she heard a noise coming from the direction of the Cutie Mark Crusaders clubhouse and ran towards it. But when she got there, the clubhouse was gone, and all that was left were three bloody capes.

“N-No.” Was all Applejack could say.

Then she heard the noise again, this time it was coming from where her house was, And Granny Smith and Big Mic were inside the house she took of back to the house but like last time all that was left was a lot of wood and blood but this time she saw the monster

“YOU! You're the thing that killed mah family!” She yelled out as she pulled out a lasso and swung it at the beast grabbing it’s mouth but the monster proceeded to suck up the rope as if it was spaghetti Applejack did the stupid thing and held on to the rope until she was sucked into the monsters mouth and eaten whole, the monster burped and went on it’s way eating more orbs.

Meanwhile four friends were inside a house with a orb completely unaware of what was going on outside.

“Hey Bon Bon” Asked one of them.

“Yes Lyra?”Another one replied.

“Do you get the feeling that somepony really doesn't like us?”

“No.”

“How about you Vinyl?”

“I can’t say I have.” Yet another friend replied, “Maybe you should ask Tavi.”

“For the last time my name is Octavia! And no I have never had that feeling.” The last friend yelled out

After those words were said, the monster bust through the door eating the orb and everything thing else that was in it’s way and after it left, the house with nothing to support it colapest.

Amazingly the four friends didn’t get chopped up or crushed to death and were still standing

“HOW DID WE SURVIVE THAT?!?!” The pony named Vinyl yelled out.

“I guess somepony was in a good mood.” Said Lyra.

The four friends decided that it was a good idea to get out of town until that monster was gone. So they went out of town and saw one of those floating orb things. “Hey, check it out.” Vinyl said.

“You wanna poke it with this giant metal rod I have near me at all times?” Lyra asked.

“Heck yeah!” They got the rod and started to go for it.

Meanwhile, at Sugarcube Corner. Pinkie Pie walked out of the back room and over to the counter where the circle was waiting. She however, did not see all the body parts lying around. “Hello sir, welcome to Sugarcube Corner, what would you want today?”

The circle made the beeping sound that he usually does, Pinkie nodded and wrote it down understanding what he had just said.

“Mhm. Giant floating electricity orb above my head. Oh look. there is one now.” She pointed above her head. The circle opened his mouth and chomped down on the orb. He also had chomped down of half of Pinkie face and her brains spilled out. She fell down onto the counter, and then off of it. The circle just continued onward. The orbs were heading upstairs where the cake twins were and also their parents.

Pumpkin Cake was right behind a door that housed a orb. Suddenly, the door broke off it’s hinges and fell onto her. Flattening her. And blood seeped through the cracks. Then, the yellow monster came in and ate the orb. An ord was also in the crib that Pound Cake was in. He was sitting up and it was right behind him. The yellow circle ate through it. However it looks like it left Pound unharmed. How nice of him. Pound then rolled off the side of the crib to reveal that the back of him had been bitten straight through. Oh, that’s just nasty. And rude.

The twins parents had heard this and ran for the room. They saw the horrifying sight. And worse! The yellow circle. They both started to cry at the lose of their children, and the circle had no more orbs here. So it headed for the door. It bit right through the mom and half way through the dad. Now the circle was on his merry way.

As it got back to the main road it saw more orbs and a rabbit, it ate the orbs, until it got to the rabbit who just stood there with a mean look on it’s face.

The monster took a long look at the rabbit then ate it.

“ANGEL!!!!” Somepony yelled out.

The monster turned around to see a pegasus standing there with a sad look on her face.

That face quickly turn into a mean stare.

“WHY YOU MONSTER HE WAS SO POOR AND INNOCENT AND YOU KILLED HIM! AND I BET YOU KILLED ALL THESE PONIES TOO! WHAT DID THEY DO TO Y-” It was at this point the pegasus saw she was inside the monster’s mouth.

“Eep.” Was the last thing the pegasus could say before the monster shut it’s mouth. The blood and guts of the pony went everywhere, it was just like the monster popped a water balloon filled with blood and guts. After the monster did that it continued on it’s merry way.

It was a fine day at Carousel Boutique. Not much happening though. Oh well, it was just fine to Rarity. However there were these glowing orbs. That was kinda cool. But other then that, nothing.

Rarity was making a dress for a client, and keeping a close watch on the orb. Making sure it doesn’t do anything funny. However, something happened. Rarity pricked her hoof with a needle! DUN! DUN! DUN! So she went into the kitchen to wash it out. She did that. Once she came back, there was a giant yellow circle monster waiting for her. It just floated there like it does. Then it picked up a mannequin, and started beating Rarity with it!

It smashed down on her very hard. She was bleeding everywhere. It then proceed to bite on her chest and pull, ripping it open. Oh, Rarity sure screamed, but the monster didn’t listen to her cries. It then proceeded to eat it’s way through her, leaving the really important stuff. Rarity was still alive. I have no idea how either, but ya live and learn. So the monster bit into Rarity’s neck and ripped it out. Rarity continued to scream.

Her screaming soon faded however. As she had died. The monster then took her, and wrapped her around an orb. And then Cobbled them both up. Then, there was no more orbs in ponyville. The monster decided to follow the trail to Canterlot.

“The end of chapter one.” My grandfather said closing his book that he was reading to me for bedtime. He got off of my bed and smiled at me.

“Thanks for the story grandpa.” I smiled back at him.

He kissed my forehead and told me, “We’ll read more soon.”

He then put his hat on and turned out my bedroom light. He closed the door. I stayed there lying in my bed. Wondering.

“What the hell kind of a story was that?!”

End Of Chapter 1