Pac-Man Eats Ponies!

by Everyday We Shufflin

Canterlot Is ander attack.

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Chapter 2

It had been nearly a week since I had seen my grandfather. Considering our last encounter, that may be for the best. Anyways, it is a tuesday I believe. Meh, doesn’t matter.

“Jackson! Get down here!” My mother called from downstairs. I rushed down to her, wondering what news she will give to me.

I asked her, “Yes mom?”

“You’re grandfather is coming over today. Go clean your room so that he doesn’t get sick just looking at it.” I grunted and obeyed her command.

I got a few things cleaned up. In about an hour. I spent most of it playing games on my Xbox. Pausing it whenever I hear footsteps outside the door. I picked up several cloths, and put them in my laundry basket. You see this is very important information for this story because, OW! OW! Stepped on a lego! OW! OW! OW! That hurts just as much, if not more, as getting your warts frozen off. Why I bring that up, you will never know! So anyways, I got finished after the seventy billionth time my mom walked by my door. Gosh, she is so annoying. It has been really lonely since my dad had died. That is why my Grandpa has come over so much. It was quite a shocker when he had died. Oh right! the story, I should tell you more about it. Well ya see.

Ding Dong!

The doorbell rung through the house. my mom opened up the door and, sure enough, there he was. The old geezer, with a hat on his head, and book in his hand. Oh no! A book in his hand! He is going to continue reading that story. Can’t be as bad as last week though.

“Hello there!” He said to my mother, who had opened the door for him. Just in case you forgot that information. “Take my hat for me will you?” He shoved his hat in my mother face.

My mom rolled her eyes, “Hello dad.” She grunted.

“Where is that little one?” The old man asked. “I wanna read this story to him more.”

“Upstairs.”

Not two minutes later, he had sat me down on my bed, and opened up the book, and started to read it. “The yellow monster had followed the trail of orbs going to Canterlot.”


The monster had but one goal, it had to eat all the orbs it could, most of the orbs in the town it started out in were gone so it had to go to a new town that had orbs and start eating the orbs there. It looked around for some orbs and it saw a trail of orbs leading somewhere. But as it followed the trail of orbs it saw that one of the orbs was less brighter than the other ones and there were four bodies laying around it

Meanwhile on the path to Canterlot.

The four friends from Ponyville who had thought it was best to leave the town that the monster was tearing apart and too touch the the orb with a metal pole where laying around the orb their bodies full of electricity.

“Well that was a bad idea.” Lyra said.

“You think?” Bon Bon replied.

“Everything hurts.” Octavia blurted out.

“Hey Lyra why do you have a metal pole?” Vinyl asked.

“Well, you never know when you might need a metal pole.” Lyra answered.

“Well that a good. Wait, what's that sound?”

“I dont know.”

They all looked around for the source of the noise. Finally they all saw the giant monster coming right for them. They all started to panic and tried to get up but there bodies were too weak to stand, and they kept falling over until the monster was right in front of them. They all put their hooves over their faces and waited for their deaths.

But that never came the monster turned away for them at the last second. Why you ask? because there were more obrs going through a barbed wire tree. Yes there are barbed wire trees in that world. Point is it didn’t eat the ponies who after they removed their hooves from their faces were stunned but glad that they were still alive

Until they heard a creaking noise

“Now what made that noise?” Octavia asked.

They looked around for the noise and heard it again, and realized that it was coming from the tree the monster went through. So they all looked over at the barbed wire tree.

Just in time to see it fall right on top of all of them. They all started bleeding out.


Meanwhile at Canterlot. Celestia was in the bathroom, and Luna was banging on the door. “CELESTIA! There are some angry ponies outside who want to see you.”

“Tell them that their highness is taking a royal dump!” Celestia called from in there.

“Nopony likes potty mouths Tia.” Luna said. “So anyways, apparently ponyville was hit with a bomb or something, and they are blaming it on you. The one in charge. In case you forgot.”

“This always happens on Tuesdays.” Celestia mumbles. “I’ll be out in a minute! Go entertain them or something!”

“OK fine.” Luna leaves Celestia to finish up her “Royal” business.

“So everypony,” Luna walks up to the ponies who are complaining about ponyville being leveled, “So Celestia has to take care of some things, but for now.” Luna raised up some socks with eyeballs on them. “It’s time for a good ol’ fashion puppet show.”

Celestia stepped in front of Luna, “Thank you Luna, I don’t think they need to hear that... Fascinating story of yours. Zeus knows how much I.... Loved it last time though.” Celestia says trying to disguise her disgust for it. “OK, what seems to be the problem here?”

The ponies went nuts, saying things like: “A bomb went off in ponyville!”, “Is this another changeling invasion?”, “Where have my pants gone?”, “Do you realise you are to blame for this?”

“Don’t worry, everything will be explained right... Now, RUN LUNA!!!“ They both rushed inside the castle while the royal guards fended off the angry mob that was forming. Because they were not getting their answers. PSH! They only care about getting news. What about others needs eh?

Well anyways, Celestia and Luna started to freak out. They didn’t have a plan for this. What if it was a changeling attack? What if all of Equestria was in a constant state of fear? But who am I kidding, no country would ever be like that. Heh heh. Heh.

“What do we do?” Luna asked.

“I don’t know! I don’t plan these things out! How should I know?” Celestia retaliated.

“Calm down.” Luna said. “Lets just think. What could have done this?”

“Maybe it was a giant yellow circle. With a mouth.” Celestia Pondered.

“Ahahahaha! No one likes spoilers Celestia.”

As the two princesses thought about what could have caused Ponyville so much damage they heard screaming coming from right outside the door

“What’s going on out there?” Celestia asked

“I have no idea” Luna replied, “Hey, how long have these orbs been here?”

Right as those word were said a giant monster busted through the door with blood a over it’s mouth

“What is that thing?” Luna yelled.

“I have no idea!” Celestia answered.

The thing then charged them, forcing the two sister to run away from it and the two of them ran and ran and ran but they hadn’t made it out of the hall they started in. Why they made those halls so long we never know. Then suddenly, out of nowhere, Luna tripped on a banana peel. She then saw that the monster was right above her. It bit into the upper half of her body and shook it around until the bottom half came off.

“NO! NO! NO! You were only supposed to destroy ponyville!” Celestia shouted at the monster. “And now you have killed Luna! My sister!”

The monster stood there looking at her.

“You beast! I knew it was a bad idea to summon you but the one I bought before you took no interest in what I said and just wanted to torcher a small group of ponies so I had no choice but to bring you here!” She yelled.

The monster did nothing.

“Look at you, you can’t even speak to me! You are nothing more than a beast that never should have been alive! You just go wherever the orbs go, I made you and I can destroy you!!!”

The thing once again did nothing

“You won’t attack me do you want to know why? Because there are no more orbs here you can’t do anything if there are no more orbs, and all of my subjects think you're the bad guy but you just did what I said. But I never wanted you to kill my sister, but thats a small loss.”

The monster couldn’t move it tried to but nothing happend.

“Aww trying to move, how sad, you’ll find that you can’t do anything. It will make it easier to kill you, and that will come soon.”

The monster started to panic it at this point.

“Now why are you standing there? You have a nice cell waiting for you.” Celestia smiled for a brief second before yelling out “GUARDS!!! GUARDS!!!!!!”

Just as those words left her mouth three guards came to her aid.

“What happened here?” One of the guards asked.

“This monster has just killed my sister, and is most likely the one who has destroyed Ponyville!” She yelled out.

“Why you monster, you’ll be killed for this!” The same guard said too the monster.

If the monster could talk he would try to tell them what Celestia had said to him. But even if he could, he doubt that they would listen to him. All three of the guards picked him up and carried him to the dungeon.


The giant yellow circle was in the dungeon. Damn Celestia. What has she done? Betrayed him! That’s what! How dare she! Oh well. The monster was bored. He didn’t have anything to eat. And couldn’t move. He was told he was to be executed at 5:00 today. Things were not looking well for him. All he could do was wait for is death, no one was going to help him out of this one.

“Hello there.” A voice called out.

The monster looked for the source of the voice but remembered that he couldn’t move
“Don’t worry about looking for my I’m right in front of you, you just can’t see me.” The same voice said, “I see what the true monster has done to you. Don't worry you will not die as long as I am here and I will help you get back at her.”

The monster couldn't believe what it was hearing something was going to free it and help him get revenge.

“But we can’t do that with you stuck here, and that guard outside your cell isn’t making it any easier now, but I have a plan.”

Right as those word were said a loose brick hanging over the guards head fell free and made contact with his head knocking him out, but another brick wanted to join in on the fun and fell on the guards head this time his head broke open, and that wasn’t the end as one last brick fell on his head this time some of his brains came out it was clear to the monster now that he was dead.

“Not my best work but it got the job done now to get you out of this cell.”

Soon after that two rusty bolts holding the door came free and the door just fell down.

“There we go, now we can go, Oh and don’t worry about the whole not being able to move thing I got that fixed.” Just then a trial of orbs appeared, “Celestia has gone to Ponyville to help rebuild it, can you believe it? She sends you to tear it apart, and now shes rebuilding it! Anyway we must stop her, so follow the path I have given you and lets end this.”

With those words the monster went on it’s way with it’s new friend right behind him as they went back the way the monster came.


“The end of chapter two.” My grandfather said closing the book.

“Well.” I said, “That is certainly. A chapter.”

“I knew you would love it. Now you should probably get to bed young man. It is late.” He pat me on the back.

“Alright grandpa. Bye. See you. Hopefully a little later than I hope.”

“Oh you’re such a kidder!” He got his hat back on and went out the door, turning off the light.

“I swear he just gets weirder and weirder. And it’s only 7:30!”

The end of chapter 2

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