Stuck on the Moon with Celestia and My Old Friends....
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Stuck on the Moon with Celestia and My Old Friends....
Twilight opened her eyes. Immediatley she saw no peaches and had a rage.
She then saw a white alicorn sitting alone, along with her on the moon in space.
It was Princess Celestia.
She spotted Twilight and began to throw moon rocks at her with her magic.
Then, the elements of harmony attacked her, blitzing and hitting Twilight hard.
Twilight grew angry, having a nosebleed, she slammed Celestia on her head, causing her mentor's nose to bleed and her wings broken, along with her horn.
Rainbow Dash's wing was broken from Twilight's cane hitting her wing hard. Fluttershy bit Twilight's ear, while Pinkie cut Twilight's hoof.
Applejack bucked Twilight at a huge rock, making Twilight's ribs crack.
Celestia kicked her student in her stomach, causing Twilight to barf blood, along with some beer, vodka, and some shots.
Twilight then smeared her blood on her mentor, and choked her, just as Princess Luna stabbed Twilight in the stomach. Twilight fell to the dusty ground, dead and defeated, while Celestia and Luna flew back home, and teleported the elements back home, and returned harmony to Ponyville.
THE END?
DUN DUN DUN!
"I'm coming back, biatches!" called Twilight as she teleported back to Ponyville and chucked Tom at rarity, who just got out of her coma ironically, then slapped Princess Celestia and her friends, then straightened Pinkie's mane, and was bucked in the face by AJ, and stabbed by Spike. Her friends sure do hate her now.
"I'm immortal!" Shouted Twilight and slapped her friends with a fish and gripped an umbrella and flew in the sky like Mary poppins.
"And I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!"
Miley hit Twilight and was awarded for putting the mare in jail for good and her crimes.
And that my friends is where dis story might end... JK!
Twilight face hoofed and kicked open the bars, smoke apprupting from her ears and muzzle.
She burst through the door and punched all her friends and everyone else till they were dead, completely dead.
She smiled, and eat peaches till eternity. Until she blew up, so much for immortality.
ZE END
A Normal Day in Ponyville...or So They Thought....
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A Normal Day in Ponyville...or So They Thought....
''Hey Twilight, are you alright?'' Spike asked, his voice trembling.
''W-WHY OF COURSE SPIKE HE HE HE WHAT MADE YOU ASK?!'' The purple alicorn replied, her eyes twitching as she stuffed her mouth full of peaches.
"You kinda ate every peach in Equestria, and went bonkers...'' Said Spike, looking at the blood covered ground.
"H-hey Spike you stay here, I will be back." Twilight muttered, trotting away.
As Twilight ran into Ponyville, she saw Lyra sitting on a bench.
''Oh hi Twilight.'' she said, her voice full of cheer as she remained in her human sitting position.
''Move outta my way, b*tch, I NEED MORE BUCKING PEACHES!" Shrieked Twilight flipping the bench over.
Twilight (who attracted every pony) flew towards Cloudsdale and ran right through Rainbow Dash's door.
"Gimme ALL YO BUCKING PEACHES, YOU UGLY A$$ MULE!" Twilight said, threatening to hit Rainbow Dash with her Twilcane.
Rainbow fessed up and gave her seven million bits.
Fluttershy was flying up there, watching Twilight lift up Celestia from the Canterlot castle and shake her.
"WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE BUCKING PEACHES!?" Twilight shrieked, grabbing the bag of peaches in the princesess' mouth, then she teleported her mentor to the moon.
Now Ponyville was in panic, and Twilight was hurting ponies and chucking Spike at everyone.
Spike was thrown at Rarity, but unfortunatley sent her in a coma and then she died because Spike was covered in dirt.
Spike cried for 4 years, in which Twilight was STILL eating all of the peaches.
Twilight was now as fat as Godzilla, and still wanted more.
Applejack chucked apples at her, but it was no use- then...Pinkie Pie met up with the remaining mane 6 and had an idea.
Twilight continued to shove poop up Spike's mouth.
"Eat it!" She shrieked.
Spike cried for help,then heard a female voice shout, "I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!"
Miley Cyrus had broke through the camera lens and hit Twilight and sent her to the moon with Celestia and the remaining mane 6.
Then Twilight and the mane 6 was never heard from again, for like, 100 years.
Ponyville celebrated and had a funeral for Rarity-4 years late.
But our tale continues, the journey on the moon can answer that.
