In the Event of Teleporting to a New World, Please Maintain Friendship, and a Sense of Sarcasm

"Ugh, I have a fucking headache. MOM! I NEED SOME ASPIRIN OR SOME SHIT"! Parker went to rub his head, stopping when he realized he was raising a hoof.

"Ugh, right, I'm a living cartoon now" Parker finally took in his surroundings, noticing that the room he was in was not unlike a hospital room. Hearing the clip clop of another entity coming down the hall, he turned his attention towards the entrance, fully expecting a doctor-like pony to enter the room.

When the other pony entered the room, he was not, in fact, wearing a pharmacist coat but was naked, it was a light green pegasus with a black mane and tale, his hair style, no, mane style was spiked only in the front and the whole air about him reminded Parker of someone he despised.

"Sup, faggot"? The other pony stopped, did a one syllable laugh, and smiled at him.

"How did you sleep, body-builder"? Parker pointed a hoof at him "Hey!...Fuck you" Corbin sighed. "Are you ready to hold an intelligent conversation yet" Parker just looked at Corbin "...maybe..."

Both humans-turned-ponies stopped when they realized that there was somepony at the door. The doctor looked at Parker warily saying "You should be fine to leave today, the mushroom must've left your system as quickly as it entered. Is there anything you need before you leave"? Parker looked at the doctor and smiled "Yeah, a house" hearing this, Corbin quickly went to work with a cover-up. "We just moved here and we're kinda broke" Parker pointed an accusing hoof at Corbin "He wasted all of our money on drugs" Corbin's left eye began to twitch "No... we dropped all of our bits when you got scared inside the Everfree Forest"

The doctor pony began to laugh, "It's no trouble at all! I'm sure my family wouldn't mind if you two stayed at our place for awhile" the doctor frowned "say where's your cutie mark"? Corbin hesitated with his short-lived time in Ponyville on the line. "Oh, there's just muck there! I really need to wash-up"! the doctor looked at him "But..." "Come on Parker, we're going job-hunting, right now"

And with that, Corbin swiftly pulled Parker out of the hospital bed and out the front doors.