Pipsqueak: The most gentlecoltly anarchist pirate ever

*Whistling a song as computer starts up*.

"Oh boy! What should I do today? Maybe some TF2, maybe some Killzone. What's it gonna be, what's it gonna be."

"OY! YOU! UP THERE!"

"The hell? Where's that coming from anywho?"

"Down here!"

*looks down at Computer and Pipsqueak's staring back*

"Gah!"

"Oh now don't you 'gah' me! Do you know how long I've been stuck down here?"

"....umm...a couple months?"

"FIVE BLOODY MONTHS. AND NOT A SINGLE WORD FROM YOU! WHERE IN DAVY JONE'S BARNACLED RECTUM DID YA RUN OFF TOO?!"

"Umm, life got in the way and-"

"I mean you stranded us in literary Purgatory! And the 'cold calzone'."

"What's so bad about it?"

"Really?"

"Yeah! What's so bad huh?"

"REALLY?!"

"Okay maybe it's bit silly but-"

"REALLY?!"

"Okay okay! I get your point! Sheesh!"

"That's a good man! Right then! Everybody! Places!"

"Wait what? There's a play back there? What exactly happened when I was gone?"

"Oh hoho, that's for me to know, and for you to find out."

"Okay now wait a minute WAIT A MINUTE! I demand to know exactly what's going on here and as the-"

"Curtains in five!"

"As the author and you are my creation! You cannot keep such a secret from me and-"

"In Four!"

"Hey! I'm talking here! What is happening back there?! Who are you talking to? Oh no, you've gone loony. You've gone bloody looney haven't you! Aw nuts that means I'm going to have to-"

"Three!"

"And I'll have to start from scratch! Do you know how frustrating it is starting from scratch? Oh of course not you're bloody gone! Off the deep end, bought the ticket to crazy town via LOONY EXPRESS!"

"Two!"

"Alright! Alright! I give! What's the secret! Tell me! I'm begging you!"

"One!"

If you don't stop right now! I'll cancel the story! I swear to you I'll-"

"ACTION!"

PtmGAPe wil be resuming sometime during this month. So for those still along for the ride, brace yourselves. For we go ,forward unto the breech.