Broken 4th Rule
Revenge, Meeting the Main 6
Previous ChapterChapter 11; Revenge, Meeting the Main 6
When I came to breakfast this morning I found out something amazing. Ponies Have Pockets! Yes, I knew Spooky was running for his life from on the ceiling of the dining hall as Shining Armor peppered it with blast of magic yelling. “Sister Defiler!” But seriously watching Cadence pull a small booklet out of her flak, or rather the side was amazing.
“So do all ponies have these pockets?” I asked her.
“Indeed dear niece and thy’n sister hides cake in her’s” Luna said with a snort
“Luna I do not!” Celestia growled at her sister. “Any more that is.” She tried to mutter.
Cadence gave a little laugh. “I’m guessing you don’t, something the good Doctor Feather Heart forgot to put in, or rather back.”
“Help!” Spooky shouted. “Why are you not doing anything?!” Spooky shouted to us.
“YOU WILL DIE!” Shining bellowed.
“I didn’t have one befor.” I told Cadence, still ignoring my friend, and not feeling like an ass for doing it.
“Relay,” Cadence looked at me skeptically. “But every Pony is born with them.”
“I guess we need to speak to Doctor Feather Heart about his miracles, but incomplete technique.” Luna said as she starts to drink what looked like maple syrup.
“So did she have one before?” Twilight. “I mean being Cadance’s twin she should have had them.”
“I believe I can answer that,” Celestia broke in. “Thrashion’s adopted family may have had her horn, wings and pocket removed to fit in better with their land. I know that not all ponies have them, some ponies from outside Equestria are not born with them. I also know that not all pony countries have Unicorns and Pegasus so they would not have any qualms about removing them. Thought to us it would be Foal abuse, to them it is making her more like them. We really shouldn’t be too mad at the good doctor he did manage everything else right. Thought I must ask him why he gave a dragon magic pockets but forgot Thrashion had one.” She shook her head.
“We should speak to the good doctor about that when we see him next.” Luna added after she finished chugging a bottle of maple syrup.
“Help me!” Spooky yelled.
“ Shouldn’t we do something?” I pointed to the ceiling
“Don’t worry Shining will calm down. Plus, the castle itself had many types of maintenance spells, so any damage could easily be repaired.” Cadence laughed.
“So what happened?” I finally worked my friend's’ predicament in to the breakfast conversation.
“That would be partly my fault,” a new voice broke in. It had came from an indigo unicorn that was sitting next to Twilight. “We shared a bed last night, more like he was my bed.” She giggled. “Your Cadence's sister, Thrashion, Right?” I looked to see a unicorn sitting next to Twilight, she was older but the too seemed to share some sort of bond.
“Yup,” I nodded. Then more slyly added. “Glad to see someone spanked the starch out of his shorts.”
“It was fun, I’m Twilight older sister by the way you can call me Astral.”
Shining became even angrier and blasted more furiously . “Not helping!” Spooky shouted.
“I just can’t wait for my friends to meet you,” Twilight gushed. “Were going to teach you so much.”
Celestia stopped eating for a moment. “That is correct, Twilight’s friends will be preparing you for your official unveiling. I have an important task for each of them..”Princess why don’t I show Thrashion and Spooky around today?” Shining Armor eyed Spooky but he stopped satisfied his point was made and instead took his started eating. Spooky descended from the ceiling and took his spot as well
“That is nice of you Astral Glow,” Celestia spoke up. “But I was thinking you and your brother should catch up. Obviously it’s been a long time if she did not know your brother was married. Twilight, Her friends and Cadence will show Thrashion around and Spike will show Spooky. I think Spike will benefit from some time with another dragon.”
“I think that’s a wonderful idea Princess.” Twilight gushed
“SUCK UP!” I facked sneezed
“Gazunteight.” Cadence pardoned me.
“Befor that,” Luna interrupted “I would ask you a favor good Astral Glow.”
She cocked her head and with a dashing smile on her face added. “I would be honored.”
“Either way, we should get ready the train will be here in twenty minutes and Thrashion must be read to travel.” Celestia said to us.
Just as Cadence planned I had dressed up just like her, except her wedding ring. That was still on her horn and she was dressed with the magic imude dress I was supposed to wear. Princess Celestia had planned us to meet them at the trains station then moved to a secured conference room where Celestia would explain everything. But before then Cadence and Twilight were going to have a little fun. The train pulled up and the mares I saw from the DVD stepped out.Twilight rushed to meet them and they all embraced. Twilight giggled uncontrollably as she brought her friends to meet me, or Cadence as it were, the mares all gave me a light bow.
“It’s a pleasure to see you again, but where is that dashing husband of your.” A white unicorn, a fashionably styled, purple mane she spoke in a british like accent, I think.
I just smiled. “Oh, Shining Armor is with his older sister but Twilight decided to help you girls with a special project.” I kept up a warm smile up.
“That’s right RARITY,” Twilight put emphasis on her friend's name. “Shining is with my older sister Astral Glow she has been out of the country for a long time so they are catching up.” Twilight was putting more emphasis on her friends names so that I know who they were but it did sound a little like she was crazy.
“Wait a cotton pickin minute you have a sister too? And you said nuth about her.” A bronze-orange Cowgirl pony said to her friend with a stomp of her hoof.
“Well APPLEJACK, to be fair I haven’t seen Astral Glow in years she’s the oldest of us…”
“Wait, you're the baby?” A yellow pegasus who was trying to hide behind her long pink mane asked quietly.
“Yes, That’s right FLUTTERSHY.”.
Then I saw a cyan pegues with a rainbow mane. “How’s it hanging Cadence” She charged right up to me and high fived me, or would that be hoof? “Oh, you know same old Princess stuff.” I realized too late that I must have slipped, curse myself internally for probably ruined the joke. But the pegasus only shot me a cocky grin. “I got you Cadence.”
“RAINBOW DASH, Where is PINKIE PIE?” Twilight asked her friend.
That’s when I saw a pink blur shoot in front of me and then out of my line of sight, the blur grabbed Twilight and wrestled her to the ground. “Twilight, Twilight, Twilight, My Pinkie scenes! Spin Price, Single Ear Flop, Googly Eyes! My Pinkie scenes, it’s telling me I’m going to see double, but I don’t know how? And why are you saying are names like that?” The hyperactive pony said to her friend inches from her face..
Twilight for her part was still smiling. “Oh, is that so PINKIE PIE. Lets just get to the conference room and I can explain what this new assignment is all about.”
If you couldn’t guess she was making sure I knew her friends names before I was introduced. Twilight lead them ahead and I fell back and the real Cadance slipped up beside me still disguised. We both lagged behind the other as we entered the train station conference room. We shut the door and Twilight set up a magic bubble.
“So Twilight what’s with all this fuss’en about? Applejack asked.
“Yes Darling don’t keep up in suspense,” Rarity added “What is this all about?”
Twilight was losing it as she stifled a giggle. Cadance and I locked the door she disrobed, we were now identical, except of Cadance’s wedding ring. Both of us waiting for the que for our part.
“Well everypony, you are here to help Princess Cadance.” Twilight said.
“Where is Princess Cadance?” Fluttershy asked.
Finally a pony hit our que. “Right here dear.” Cadance and I spoke together.
All the ponies turned around and saw that there was two Cadance(S), we just smiled and added. “What’s wrong?”
Twilight broke out laughing at her friends reaction. Fluttershy was on her back all four leg sticking in the air, stiff as boards. Rarity had some how summoned an antique couch to fant on to. Rainbow Dash and Apple Jack were staring wide eyed at us mouths wide open.
Pinkie just shrugged. “Oh, that’s what seeing double ment.”
Author's Note
OK, am still looking for a proof reader and light editor but I am just giving you the pages as is for now.
If you see any thing big just tell me and I'll fix it.
