Shit gets Real

                                                                         Shit gets Real

                                                              By Finnish Dazzle

                                                             Chapter 1: The day we died.

                                                           ((Anttoni's POV))

The school ended. I was going to Sami's house. We were walking on a road what had no pedestrian crossing.

So we walked to the other side. Suddenly a truck drives towards us on really high speed.

''HOLY SHI-''

Then it hit us. My whole body was broken. All i felt was endless pain. I closed my eyes and died.

I opened my eyes. My face was on the grass. ''What the hell...'' i got up but i fell again.

Something was strange. I saw my hands... No, i saw my hooves? ''What is going on here?'' then i looked my surroundings.

All i saw was trees, grass and a unconscious pony. That pony woke up. ''Aw what the fuck... where am i?'' He said.

He saw me and freaked out. ''HOLY CRAP WHAT ARE YOU?!''

I recognized that voice. ''Sami calm down its me! Anttoni!''

he looked everywhere like he was dumbfounded. Then he looked to me. ''Is that really you?''

''Yes it is me. And i think were ponies.'' i said to him. ''Wow. but... how is this possible?''

''Dunno'' I shrugged. ''But anyways we are  in Equestria. So we better find somepony to help us.''

''Okay but do you know where is the closest city?'' Sami asked again. Is he brainless or did he even watch the show?

''This is the Everfree forest so i guess ponyville is close.''

''Okay then towards to ponyville!''

''This is gonna be interesting.'' i said to my self.

                                                             5 minutes later...

''Welcome to ponyville.'' i grinned.

''Who we should meet first?'' Sami asked. Sami stop asking questions or i eat your limbs. Wow im such an cannibal.

''Twilight''

Somehow Later...

''Hey do you know where is the library?'' Sami asked from a pony. ''Yes its over there'' pony answered. ''Okay thank you.''

We arrived at the tree library. ''Wow a library is a tree? wow.''

''I know right?'' i laughed. I knocked on the door. The door opened and we saw a lavender mare in front of us.

''Can i help you?'' She said. i stared at her. ''Hello?'' she waved. ''What? oh yea umm... we are new here and we dont have a

house so i was thinking that you can help us?'' I said to her. ''Sure! come in.''

We stepped in the tree library and i was shocked that there was ALOT of freaking books. I. Hate . Books.

''Yo did you notice that you have wings?'' Sami said to me. ''What? really?'' i looked on my back.

HOLY NUGGETS I HAVE WINGS! I looked to Sami's head and i saw that he was an unicorn.

''Hey Sami?''

''What?''

''Youre an unicorn'' i said.

He touched his head and felt a numb stick coming out of his head.

''Wow... so that means i can do magic?'' youre an unicorn. what do you think? ''Yea'' i said.

''AWESOME!''

''Hey Twilight!''

''Yes?'' Twilight responsed. ''Can you teach him how to do magic?''

''He dosent know yet?'' Uhh... how do i explain this?

''No.'' i said. ''Okay then. Oh by the way what are your names?'' Twi asked.

''Uhh my name is Electric Dazzle.'' Sami looked at me. What?

''And you are?'' Sami thinked a moment and said ''My name is Blue Note.''

''Well im outta here. Bye'' i said to them as i walked outside.

I walked around ponyville. ''HEY!'' a pink pony jumped in front of me.

''HUI SAATANA!'' i was scared to death. No me gusta Pinkie Pie.

''Are you a new pony in town!? cause i know everypony in ponyville and i never seen you before!''

''Yeah me and my friend just came here.'' i said to her. ''By the way im Electric Dazzle.''

''Well im Pinkie Pie! i like parties and cupcakes!'' Pinkie said. Cupcakes... jesus christ.

''Okay... wellitwasnicetomeetyoubutigottagobye!'' i ran towards to the library.

...

*Anttoni's POV*

I got back to Twilight's library and came in. I saw Sami was doing magic. ''Wow cool!''

''Eeyup.'' Sami said. PEOPLE, Y U IMITATE BIG MAC?

''Can you levitate?'' i asked. ''Yea sure! watch this.'' His horn started to glow and a random book was flying.

*takes off sunglasses* Mother of god... ''That was truly pure awesomeness.'' i said. ''Well thanks.'' He smiled.

I was tired and looked to outside. It was night arleady? ''Where we sleep?'' i asked Twilight.

''Well guest room only has one bed.'' Twilight said. ''I can sleep on the couch.''

''ill take the guest room then'' Sami said while going to guest room.

''Well goodnight you two.''She said with a smile. ''Goodnight Twilight.'' We both said in unison.

                                                 24 Hours later...

I got up from the couch. GOD THAT WAS UNCONFORTABLE! i went to wake up Sami.

''Yo get your lazy ass up.''

''No lemme sleep!''

''*sigh* you have five minutes then.'' i walked out of the guest room and went outside.

I enjoyed of fresh air. Then i thinked. Where did our backpacks go? i decided to look in the Everfree forest.

                                                    **Fluttershy's cottage**

Fluttershy was hanging around with the animals. She found 2 weird saddlebags.

One was black and white and the other is brown. There was letters on the bags. It said Retki.

''Hmm...'' Fluttershy thought. She put the bags inside her cottage and continued with her animal friends.

                                       In the Everfree forest...

i hate walking long distances. I went sit under a tree. i heard some weird noises. dafuq?

I saw a bush with chicken head sticking out of it. The chicken jumped out and it got red eyes also a weird ass body.

''What the fuck are you?'' something is wrong. i couldnt move my legs. THEY WERE TURNED INTO A STONE!

''HOLY SHIT HELP!'' it was an Cockatrice.

                                       *Fluttershy's POV*

Fluttershy were feeding Angel but suddenly she heard somthing. ''HOLY SHIT HELP!''

Fluttershy heard it and ran to Everfree forest.

                                        *Anttoni*

I cant move my body anymore. ''Fuck you weird animal!''

''WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT TURNING PONIES INTO STONE?'' what was that?

Cockatrice ran away and i was free again. I saw Fluttershy. Oh boy.