Shit gets Real

                                                             Shit gets Real

                                                          Chapter 4: Meh.

Holy... Fluttershy saved me *faint*

''Oh my. Are you okay?''

''Yea im fine. Thanks for saving me.'' I said to her.

''Oh that isnt a problem.''

''Did you see my backpacks around here?''

''Oh umm... Theyre at my cottage. Are they yours?''

''Yeah theyre mine and my friend's. Anyways im here to take my backpacks.''

''Oh okay then follow me.'' Fluttershy said as we were going to her cottage.

Three minutes later... At the cottage.

''Okay thanks bye.'' i said to Fluttershy. I walked away.

I found a huge flat land close to ponyville. ''Hmm... maybe i can practice flying here.''

I set the backpacks down and started flapping my wings and hovered. Me Gusta

I leaned forward and started flying faster. I gained more and more speed. There was a building in front of me.

''F*ck no.'' i said as i turned left. Problem, building?

I landed on the ground. I know how to fly now.

I walked to ponyville.

Next day...

''SAMI!''

''Yo wassup?''

''uhh... nothing.'' i said as i grabbed a book.

dafuq? Princess Molestia? no thanks! :twilightsheepish:

''Hmm... Flying quide.'' i opened the quide.

                                                                      20 minutes later... nnuuuuurghh...

I THINK MY NECK IS BROKEN.

''(Sami how about we go hang out together?)''  (This means we talk finnish.)

''(Okay.)''

''LETS GO BOWLING!'' i shouted. Everyone looked at me and ignored what i said.

''GOOD IDEA!''

                                                               LLLLLLAAAATTTTEEEEERRRRR....

''How to grab bowling ball with hooves?''

''Lets give it a try.'' i said as i throwed the ball at the pins. MISSED. FFUUUUUU-

''HA! you suck at bowling!''

''Shut up Sami.'' i need something to drink.

''Hey uhh do you have soda?''

''Yea it will be 2 bits.'' the cashier said.

Shit i forgot i dont have any money.

''SAMI YOU GOT ANY BITS?''

''NO I DONT HAVE ANY''

You dont say?

''Dont have any cash.'' i facehoofed.

we were bowling for 5 more minutes and went outside.

''We need a job and an apartment. Gonna be tough.''

''How about an bakery?''

''No i dont know how to cook even.''

Well thats a real situation! :rainbowlaugh:

yaddayaddayaddayaddaderp

We were walking around ponyville.

''Ideas?'' i said to Sami

''Hmmm... What about an DJ?''

''Maybe...'' i put on my fake smile. Ooh fuck.

we walked to Club-Pon3 and found Vinyl Scratch playing some techno.

''Hey DJ-Pony!''i shouted for her as she stopped playing. Fuck fuck fuck fuck...

''Yea?''

''Uhhh...Can i work here as a DJ?'' *bad poker face*

''Well, can you make any music?''

''Jep!'' She looked confused.

''I mean... Yes!'' damn i miss the Old country.

''Okay follow me then.'' We went to the DJ booth. how the hell am i gonna make music without a computer?

''With this equalizer you can mix music. I you want to play then put this thingy on the record.''

''Okay. Lets see...'' i equalized? (ok i dont know what else to say) and started playing. It sounded like this

''Not bad, You get the job. By the way my name is Vinyl Scratch. Your shifts are 18:00 PM On Saturday and Sunday.''

''You will receive 500 bits a day. Heres 50 bits for you.''

omygoshomygoshomygosh im a DJ BITCHES! ALSO 500 BITS DAFUQ! Ahh im so happy i could die.

''Wow thank you! well i gotta go bye.'' ran outside.

''Cya on Saturday.'' Vinyl said behind me.

''Well did you get it?'' Sami asked me.

''YES! ALSOIGET500BITSEACHDAY!''

''Okayyy...''

''Well how about we celebrate?''

''SUGARCUBECORNER!'' Sami shouted as he jumped everywhere. i facehoofed.

Forgot that Pinkie Pie was Sami's favourite character.

''Flying mode activated *boop*'' i said as i dashed? past Sami. He suddenly teleported.

''umad?'' OOOHHHHH- i am defiantly jelly.

''Nnope.avi'' i lied MUHAHAH.

''Oh were here.''

''HI!'' Pinkie appeared in front of us.

''AAAHH!'' we both jumped and i accidentally punched Sami.

''OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR, BRO?''

I shrugged.

Sami made an ''Are you fucking serious?'' face. ''Whatever man lets eat something.''

''Kay.''

''I would take banana nut muffin please.''

''Same.'' I took out my bits.

I took the muffin and leaved the bakery.

''Were like... 2 days and didnt meet the rest of ponies.''

''Oh so you want to meet them now?"

"Jeah"

"Ok then lets go.''

LAYTUR!

I and Sami noticed Rainbow Dash napping on a cloud.

''HEY RAINBOW DASH!''

''Huh?''

''WASSUP?''

Dash landed on the ground.

''Who are you?''

''Oh im Electric Dazzle and this is Sami.''

''What kind of name is Sami?''

''Oh well... idunno.''

''Well my name is Rainbow Da-''

''We arleady know...''

''How?''

''Oh uhh... your famous?'' i smiled sheepishly.

''True... well wanna hang out?''

''Why not?'' i grinned.

''Can i join?''

''Sure''

''Do you think you can lift something heavy with your magic?''

''Eeyup... watch this.''

his horn started to glow and then a tree floated then began fall on us.

"Shit! jump!"

Sami and Rainbow jumped out of the way but the tree fell on my leg.

...

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKK!!!!"