The Rarest of Them All
Magical Trevor is Ever so Clever
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Chapter 16
Lulamoon’s Magical Gifts & Collectables, Ponyville
Rainbow awoke feeling like her brain had been squeezed through a meat grinder and then pounded by a hammer a few thousand times, just for good measure. After rubbing her aching eyeballs, she mentally vowed that she’d never drink booze with such reckless abandon EVER again. As the rusty cogs of her mind finally began to turn, a thought occurred to her. She had somehow wound up in a bed that wasn’t her own, in a room that she didn’t recognize.
Not only that, but she was clad in an oversized t-shirt and a pair of pink gym shorts that hung loosely around her trim waistline. Neither articles of clothing could possibly belong to her due to how poorly they fit. All of the clues led to one conclusion: She had passed out last night and was currently residing on top floor of Trevor’s shop. Unfortunately, the aforementioned conclusion led Rainbow to “have an episode” as Rarity so eloquently phrased it.
DAMN IT! This is totally not cool! My first date with a hot guy that actually likes me back was a complete and total disaster. I put all that effort into wearing a sexy dress, panties, make-up, and all that frou-frou garbage just to end up hung over in someone else’s bed! He probably thinks I’m total loser at this point. Way to fuck everything up Dash…
The pain from her skull crushing headache and self-loathing left Rainbow feeling like she had little else to lose, so she opted to bury her face into the pillow and sob out her frustration. It wasn’t until twenty minutes later that she heard a quiet knock on the door.
She had no desire to see anyone right now, but she wasn’t in a position to refuse simply because this wasn’t her home to begin with. After rubbing the tears and snot from her face, she found enough strength to sit up.
“Hey Rainbow. It’s Trevor. Can I come in?”
Dash sniffed. “Yeah…I guess so.”
Unlike last night, the young magician wasn’t wearing a suit or fancy shoes. He was decked out in a dark blue polo shirt, khakis, and a pair of well-worn penny loafers. With a look of concern, he set the tray of food he was carrying on the stand next to the bed and sat next to Dash.
“What’s wrong? You look like you’ve been crying. If your headache hurts that bad, I can get some medicine for you. In fact, I’ll go get a washcloth too.”
“Trevor, you don’t ha—”
Before she could offer any signs of protest, Trevor was already wiping her face with a warm washcloth. Normally, she would’ve been embarrassed to have her face cleaned up like a little kid, but the heat from the cloth did wonders to settle her frazzled nerves and rid her face of any residual snot and tears.
“There, that’s better.”
Rainbow rubbed her cheek. “T-thanks. How did you know I needed that?”
“I used to do the same thing when Trixie got upset. It calmed her down every time.”
“Hehe…yeah, that makes sense.”
Trevor gestured towards the tray. “I brought some food in case you were hungry. It’s a platter of chicken fingers and french fries. I know they aren’t exactly healthy, but fatty foods are the best for curing hang-overs.”
Rainbow had to admit that she was incredibly hungry. And as soon as she glanced at the clock, she immediately understood why. It was nearly three o’clock in the afternoon. She had practically slept the entire day away! Completely ignoring manners or any sort of decorum, Dash tore into the chicken fingers and fries like a starved maniac. She only gave pause when she heard Trevor chuckle.
“I’m glad you like them so much. They’re my own recipe.”
Rainbow licked her fingers. “Really? These things are awesome. Like restaurant quality awesome!”
“Thanks. I’m sorry about the clothes not fitting properly. They were the best my sister and I could cobble together on such short notice. And uh…Trixie was the one who dressed you, not me.”
“I appreciate how considerate you’ve been, but I should be the one apologizing. Our date last night was supposed to be fun and romantic but I just…screwed everything up.”
“Don’t be so hard on yourself. I had fun, even if it was a bit awkward.”
Dash crossed her arms. “Ughhh! I HATE when things get awkward. That was the whole reason I dressed up and went to Rarity for advice and stuff. I wanted last night to be perfect but nooooo! Instead, I ended up making a complete ass out of myself. And now I’m burdening you again with this whole hangover thing.”
“Rainbow, you were in an unfamiliar environment, wearing unfamiliar attire. It made you nervous and that’s completely understandable. I should’ve suggested a more casual restaurant for our first date.”
Dash smiled. “It’s alright, Trevor. I know you were only trying to be a gentleman. I should have told you that I wasn’t into the whole fancy scene in the first place. Let’s just call it a mutual misunderstanding, kay?”
“Ok, I can live with that. Next time, no fancy clothes or expensive food. Just you, me, and two of the greasiest burger platters Joe’s Diner has to offer. How’s that sound?”
Rainbow rubbed her shoulder. “Yeah, I’d like that. Umm…I don’t mean to change the subject, but do you mind if use your shower? I kinda feel all sweaty and nasty, ya know?”
“Oh, certainly! The bathroom is right across the hall. Do you want me to get you a fresh set of clothes? They probably won’t fit any better than what you have on now, but at least they’ll be clean.”
“Sure, if you can find any that’d be cool.”
While Trevor went off to fetch some fresh clothes, Rainbow made her way to the bathroom. As far as bathrooms went the Lulamoons obviously valued cleanliness. If Dash hadn’t known any better, she would’ve thought the bathroom belonged to a five star hotel instead of a couple amateur magicians. The tiles and mirrors were squeaky clean and there wasn’t a speck of dust or rust to be found anywhere.
What nearly made her squeal with joy was when she opened the tiny cabinet under the sink, and found that it contained a plethora of freshly laundered towels. Despite her somewhat lackadaisical approach to matters of fashion and manners, Rainbow was an absolute stickler when it concerned personal hygiene. Since she worked out constantly, the young athlete developed a particular set of habits.
First and foremost, she despised smelling like sweat. Granted, she wasn’t the type of girl who liked to wear perfume but she did like to buy long-lasting athletic deodorant, body wash, and shampoo. And even though Rarity constantly claimed that her sweat didn’t smell bad, Dash insisted on masking the perceived odor with extreme prejudice.
Second, but only by a fraction of a margin, she was decidedly against the idea of body hair. Dash went to extreme lengths to ensure that it was waxed, plucked, or shaved out of existence. One of the few beauty products she did indulge in was the purchase of high quality wax, which she applied liberally to her legs, armpits, and privates. It was mostly because the presence of hair caused chafing while she exercised, but it also made her feel sleek and sexy (not that she would admit it aloud).
Last but certainly not least was Dash’s inclination to sing while showering. Most people who tended to do this were positively terrible singers. Dash, on the other hand, was actually quite talented when it came to singing. While it wasn’t her life’s passion, Rainbow did dabble a bit in guitar playing and vocals when her schedule allowed.
Sometimes, she performed gigs here and there just to earn some extra cash. But it was never anything serious. She often wondered if the rest of the girls would be interested in forming a band sometime, just for fun. She even had a name for it: The Rainbooms. AJ could play a mean banjo, Pinkie was a beast on the drums, and Shy could probably sing accompanying vocals if she got over her anxieties first. Dash wasn’t really sure about Rarity. Maybe she could design the costumes or something.
As fate would have it, Rainbow was so occupied with singing after her quick shower that she failed to notice Trevor enter the bathroom with a fresh set of clothes. The sound of Dash singing her heart out drowned out the sound of running water, which led Trevor to believe she was still bathing. Unfortunately for them both, this was not the case.
Rainbow rubbed her hair with a towel. ♫ Yeah, I'm awesome, take caution, Watch out for me; I’m awesome as I wanna be! I—♫
Trevor stood across from her, his face beet red, mouth agape. The set of clothes he’d been carrying were now on floor as he tried to regain any shred of composure he could muster. Slowly he began to raise his hands.
“Ah, I-I’m so sorry! I didn’t know you were done showering, I SWEAR!”
Rainbow immediately dropped her towel and stared blankly at her host. It took a few moments for her brain to catch up to what was happening, but once it did her pupils shrank to pinpricks. She was butt naked in front of a guy. Not just any guy, but a hot guy who she was VERY much interested in. In her mad scramble to cover up, Dash’s foot snagged on a bath rug, sending her on a crash course straight into Trevor’s arms.
With a loud thud, the two of them fell onto the floor. Trevor was on the bottom, while Rainbow was on top. She was so tightly pressed against his chest that Trevor could sense the warmth still radiating from her skin, smell the fruity aroma of the shampoo she used. But the most distracting thing of all was feeling her nipples poke through the thin fabric of his polo.
“Rainbow, y-you should probably try to get up now. Your clothes are over—mrrrpmmff!”
Dash was sick and tired of these kinds of things happening to her. It was as if the universe was purposely trying to get her into the most embarrassing situations possible, like some kind of cosmic prank! Well no more. While she was mortified upon being seen naked and put into a compromising position, she was also determined to make the best of it. To that end, she decided to give Trevor a saucy kiss, just to gauge his reaction and maybe…sort of…for her own satisfaction too.
Rainbow awkwardly cleared her throat. “So yeah, that happened.”
“Uh huh.”
“Umm do you maybe wanna go a bit further? ‘Cause I can totally feel your boner against my leg right now…”
Trevor blushed. “Sorry, I can’t really help it. You know, naked woman pressed up against me and all.”
“Hehehe, totally understandable. So…does that mean you think I’m sexy?”
“W-well, I certainly thought you were beautiful before. But…I had no idea how toned you were. Yes, you’re incredibly sexy.”
Rainbow bit her lip. “I don’t know what to say. Nobody’s ever really…called me sexy before.”
“I’m happy to be the first.”
“That’s really sweet of you, Trevor. Does that mean we’re gonna bang now?”
Trevor coughed. “I’d be lying if I said I didn’t want to, but we don’t have to if you feel uncomfortable about it. I-I mean…we’ve barely been on a single date.”
“I’d be cool with it a-as long as you’re nice and gentle.”
“Nice and gentle?”
Rainbow cheeks lit up. “It’s important to be gentle with girls during their f-first time.”
“Merciful heavens, I had no idea you were still a virgin! I just assumed that—”
Dash scowled. “What? I’m not allowed to wait for the right guy to pop my cherry?!”
“No, I didn’t mean it like that! I guess I’m just bit surprised is all. But…are you sure you want me to take it from you?”
Rainbow caressed his cheek. “I’m sure. But can we move to the bed? I don’t really wanna go at it on the bathroom floor.”
Nodding in agreement, Trevor picked up Dash princess style and carried her over to the bed. After gently setting her down, he stripped out of his own clothes and casually tossed them on the floor. Now that she was finally able to get a good look at his fully erect penis, Dash’s earlier bravado evaporated like a glass of water on the surface of the sun.
It wasn’t as though he was particularly large. If anything, Trevor’s length was just a little bit above average. No, what made Dash nervous was the fact that this was the first time she’d witnessed an actual guy’s junk in front of her. Out of curiosity, she carefully wrapped her fingers around it.
What she felt made her gasp, both out of excitement and surprise. It was incredibly warm and throbbed so much that she could practically tell what his heartrate was. Indulging herself a bit, Dash gave it a gentle squeeze and discovered how rock solid the thing was. After hearing Trevor let out a soft groan, she immediately let go.
“Shit! I didn’t hurt you did I?”
Trevor shivered. “No…you just surprised me.”
“Is it painful when it’s all hard like that?”
“Somewhat, I suppose. But it’ll get better once we start.”
Dash twiddled her fingers. “Do you…want me to massage it or something?”
“No, you don’t have to. I want you to enjoy this experience as much as possible. I can wait. All you need to do now is relax and let me get you ready.”
“O-ok. I just wanna make you feel good too.”
Trevor kissed her forehead. “Don’t worry, you will.”
Rainbow Dash did not like sitting on the sidelines while others took charge. But in the case, she begrudgingly admitted to herself that Trevor was the one who had a hell of a lot more experience than her when it concerned love-making. For now though, she slowly spread her legs to allow her lover better access.
Once again, Trevor didn’t waste any time. Within seconds Rainbow felt his warm tongue sliding along her lips, probing deeper and deeper as time marched ever forward. The pleasure magnified tenfold when he started twisting the tip of his tongue, making it writhe inside her like an angry snake. Rainbow tried her best to keep quite but it was no use. As the familiar warm of an approaching orgasm filled her belly, she chose to ignore her own embarrassment and began to squeak and moan in earnest.
“Ahnn…Trevor…I think I’m getting close.”
Instead verbally responding, Trevor instead chose to lick even faster while gently pinching her clit. It was far too much stimulation for poor Rainbow. She screamed in ecstasy as a massive wave of pleasure rippled through her entire body, causing her to cum all over her lover’s face. As she laid there panting, Trevor removed himself while licking his lips.
“I didn’t know you were a screamer. I guess that means I was doing it right then.”
“S-shut up. I couldn’t…help it.”
Trevor licked his lips. “Interesting. You taste slightly tangy, kind of like an orange.”
“Well, h-how the hell would I know that?!”
“Here, I’ll show you.”
Before she could protest, Trevor was already pressing his lips against hers. Unlike their previous kisses, this one was sloppy and involved quite a bit of tongue wrestling. Part of Rainbow’s psyche screamed that it was totally weird tasting her own brand, but the majority of her lust addled mind didn’t really care. And true to his word, the taste did remind her a bit of oranges. Not that she really knew why.
Rainbow blushed. “Jeez, warn me next time you intend to make me taste my own cum!”
“Sorry, I couldn’t resist. You were making such a cute pouty face.”
“Whatever. I’ll forgive you this time, but only ‘cause you did such a good job making me feel good.”
“No problem. The way I see it, you have an opportunity to make me feel good too. With how wet you are right now; I shouldn’t have any problems sliding right in.”
“Just go nice and slow, ok?”
Trevor smiled. “Don’t worry, I promise.”
Rainbow couldn’t help but tremble slightly as she watched Trevor position himself slightly above her waist. In order to make his entrance smooth as possible, Trevor rubbed his cock against her moistened lips in order to lubricate himself. He tried to push inside her as slowly and carefully as he could, but because she was so wet he ended up hilting her in a single thrust.
Dash grunted. “Unngghh…what the fuck?! You said you were gonna be gentle!”
“I-I’m sorry! I tried to but you’re just so wet that I slid right in. Does it hurt?”
“Nah. I already broke my hymen with a dildo a few years back. I just wasn’t ready to be bottomed out so quickly…”
Trevor blushed. “Oh…umm good. Is it ok if I start moving now?”
“Mhmm g-go ahead.”
Now, Trevor began moving his hips in earnest. Much to his own embarrassment, he quickly began to realize how difficult it was going to be to last more than a minute or two without releasing his load. Like most athletes, Rainbow’s pussy was exceptionally tight; making it feel like a warm, fleshy vice was trying to squeeze his manhood for all it was worth. He ignored the clenching feeling deep in his balls and simply slowed down his thrusts.
Dash moaned. “Ahnn…damn…that…feels…awesome.”
“Rainbow, I have to honest. I’m not sure if I can keep this up for much longer.”
“It’s—haahh alright. I’m really close to cumming again anyway. If it m-makes you feel good, there’s no need to hold ba—UNNGH FUCK!!”
With Rainbow’s loud scream confirming her earlier declaration, Trevor felt her walls clench around him with twice as much intensity as before. The young magician would have taken great pride in the knowledge that he was giving his new paramour so much pleasure, if he wasn’t so preoccupied with pumping her full of his seed.
It was so much more intense than he’d ever remember having before. Maybe it was just because she was so tight, or perhaps because it had been quite some time since he’d made love with another woman. But one thing was certain. Every little face she made, every little squeak or moan she uttered simultaneously made his heart melt and filled his loins with burning desire. There could be little doubt. He had fallen hard for the brash prismatic-haired athlete.
The young couple had little to say between them that hadn’t already been expressed through their bout of passionate love-making. Instead, they collapsed onto the bed sweaty and exhausted, content to simply cuddle for a few moments. With a satisfied sigh, Rainbow nestled her head against Trevor’s chest and used her free hand to gently caress his stomach.
“Even though I was little scared at the beginning, I’m glad that my first time was with you.”
Trevor ran his fingers through her hair. “It was my pleasure. I…realize that we haven’t been together for very long, but I want you to know that I do care about you. You’re a special woman, Rainbow. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.”
“That’s…” Rainbow sniffed. “…the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me. Aww damn it! Now I’m crying! Stupid post-coital hormones…”
“Really? I hope they’re mostly happy tears.”
Dash punched his stomach. “Of course they are you oaf! Seriously though, I care about you too. You’re the first guy who’s ever paid attention to the real me and that’s a big deal in my book.”
“Well, I’m glad to know that I’m such a big deal.”
Dash sighed. “Mhmm. Ugh…after we’re done cuddling, I think another shower is in order. Maybe a good freshener spray too. I don’t think your sister would appreciate us or the room smelling like sweaty sex.”
“Yeah, that’s for sure. I just hope she’s still tending the shop.”
“Why’s that?”
Trevor chuckled nervously. “It would be kind of awkward for her to come up here right now. This is her bedroom, after all.”
Before Rainbow could utter a response, the door swung open, revealing Trixie in the doorway. The poor girl’s mouth widened in abject horror upon witnessing her sweaty and very naked brother cuddled up to an equally naked girl. As if that wasn’t bad enough, she could clearly make out various stains on the bedsheets (her bedsheets) that left no doubt the couple had recently finished doing the horizontal tango.
Trixie blushed. “HOW DARE YOU SOIL THE SANCTATY OF TRIXIE’S BEDROOM!”
“Sister, please calm down. I can expla—”
“There is no explanation needed, brother. You decided to jam your magic wand, in a girl you just met, ON MY BED!! Now the whole room smells like—urgghh—stinky, sweaty love juice. And don’t even get me started on the sheets. I’m going to have to burn them!”
Trevor rubbed his neck. “Sorry, we got caught up in the heat of the moment. I promise I’ll buy you a whole new sheet set and…pay to have your room professionally steam cleaned.”
“I suppose that will suffice for the moment being. But don’t think I’ve forgiven you just yet. In any case, you two need to wash up right this instant. AND NO CANOODLING IN THE SHOWER!”
“Hehe…right. C’mon Rainbow, we’d best get to it. I’d rather not upset my sister any further.”
Trixie nodded. “Good. Once the two of you are clean and dressed, you can join me in the dining room for some pizza.”
Author's Note

^Trixie's reaction in a nutshell.
Hope everybody liked this chapter. And again, I'm sorry about it taking so long to come out.
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